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Brain surgeon operates with DIY drill

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  1. Anonymous
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    An eminent British neuro-surgeon has been performing complex brain operations using a £30 do-it-yourself cordless power drill at a clinic in Ukraine.

    Henry Marsh, a senior consultant at St George’s hospital in Tooting, south London, has used the Bosch 9.6 volt battery-operated hand tool to open up the skulls of his patients to remove life-threatening tumours. Occasionally the battery has gone flat halfway through.

    The operation is performed with the patients fully awake – a technique that fell out of use in Britain 50 years ago. Marsh said that Ukrainians could withstand such a practice because they were “very tough”.

    The 58-year-old consultant travels to Ukraine twice a year to perform free operations at a clinic run by a fellow surgeon, Igor Petrovich. The handyman drill was used because the local doctors could not afford state-of-the-art equipment.

    When working for the National Health Service, Marsh uses a £30,000 compressed-air medical drill, but he said that the Bosch was an effective stand-in. “There’s not a huge difference,” he said. “The drill is Igor’s solution. It’s simply an ordinary drill which he uses with the standard medical drill bits.

    “I have used the Bosch drill myself when I’ve been operating with Igor. It’s exactly the drill that you could have in your garden shed. He bought it at a do-it-yourself shop.”

    There is a shortage of fully trained anaesthetists so Marsh’s patients are given only a local anaesthetic. This enables him to talk to them to ensure that he is not doing any permanent damage as he drills.

    From The Sunday Times
    March 16, 2008

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Forget that prissy Priscilla Presley. 62, Chipmunk- cheek plastic surgery look.

    Sand away the surgeon's lash ups, get rid of those bottox bloomers, carborundum them off, along with unsightly hair.
    A Dw411...the home beautician's essential aide...get that deep glow only a right-good mechanical abrading can provide.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. Yampster
    Member

    Igor?

    That thays it all, Marthter!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    you can't beat dogslobber and a wet tongue, gets rid of everything

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. penster
    Member

    Keep it clean June the moderators are having enough trouble in opinions.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    If you happen to have a cordless drill about your person you could always come and help out with the operation in Opinions, Penster........it's a bit bloody but satisfying.
    OK, Igor, I'm on my way back now!!!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Randie-By-Name
    Member

    Don't they use cordless drills for kneecapping as well? Multipurpose or what?

    I'm seeing a source of income for Old Mr. Anorak here though: He can set up an Employment Placement Service for those who are on the reintegration into society track: Enforcers with no contracts can do surgery, chemists who've blown up their meth labs can handle the anaesthesia, and hookers (and ex-table tennis mavens) who've become literally clapped out can be the nurses.

    Thoughts?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    You really think you can reintegrate the masters and mistresses of the circular argument back into society?

    I think they are doomed to wander Anorak forever in search of an MM thread.......like Marley's ghost.

    Anorak! Can we have a separate thread headed 'for those in search of a well rehearsed argument that at least mentions Madeleine', turn left at the end of the corridor, or something like that.

    Then point it at the fire escape door on the top floor.

    Then collapse the ladder.

    Please!

    Let me know what time the lemmings arrive, I want to watch.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    I have a horrifying thought that in 30 or so years time, a woman will appear with a coloboma and a story so tall....similar to the missing Anastasia except in mystery her name shall be Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadlin.

    Thats a thought , Paul....

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Cilla looks good on it

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Mic
    Member

    Marley's Ghost?

    Didn't he get a job laying floor tiles?

    See... even you're all at it now. Does it say anyhting about Madeleine McCann in the title of this topic?

    Now don't go picking on those nice people over yonder for doing the same thing.

    Remember; care in the community....

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Yampster
    Member

    I think this is going a bit too far and does not auger well for the patients

    I'll get me coat

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. Totje
    Member

    Which leads us to the question: What was first the [cordless] power drill or the sophisticated surgery drill?? Anybody ever seen how and with what tool they remove the plaster bandage? I wouldn't trust them....

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. Torri
    Member

    Whatever it takes, I wouldn't mind looking like Priscilla at any age, very pretty lady.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. Mic
    Member

    She used to be a very pretty lady. I'm not quite sure what would happen once all that shoring up starts to creak and groan before sagging under the strain.

    I'm not a structural engineer, but it looks like a potential disaster to me.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. Torri
    Member

    Oh Mic, I think if plastic surgury makes one feel good about oneself, why not?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. Mic
    Member

    Of course Torri; it's a personal thing.

    If it enhances the individual's self esteem then that's fine by me (and them!). But I suspect that a lot of (ahem) 'celebrities' choose to have it done in a vain attempt to cling onto a public image and persona that is long gone.

    I find it rather sad that people can't accept themselves for what they are, and just grow old gracefully, with pride in their past accomplishments and appearance.

    La Prezz is a fine example. She was beautiful, she could still have been beautiful, but chose to look (at least from the evidence of the above photo) like something out of Madame Tussaud's instead.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. penster
    Member

    Mic. Planning on ageing gracefully are we? Not me siree no way.

    Priscilla doesn't look as scarey as those old Charlie's Angels. Now that is trick or treat. Farrah Fawcett is starting to look like Paul Hogan, all that surgery and tandoori tan is demented Don't know how to post images (Duncan you around?) but google Charlies Angels Emmys.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. Mic
    Member

    Penster, use www.postimage.org It's fairly self-explanatory.When you've browsed to your chosen piccie, and uploaded it, (best not to bother with the 'description' field)cut and paste the middle line of code into the forums posting window.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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