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Just when you thought it couldn't get worse

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  1. chenier
    Member

    It did.

    This afternoon, as reported in the Newy York Times, the money markets ceased to exist.

    “The money markets have completely broken down, with no trading taking place at all,” said Christoph Rieger, a fixed-income strategist at Dresdner Kleinwort in Frankfurt. “There is no market any more. Central banks are the only providers of cash to the market; no one else is lending.”

    That's the bad news.

    The really bad news is that the SEC has taken leave of what little sense it possesses and put out a new accounting standard on how financial concerns have to value their assets. The reality is that many of the assets have very little value because no-one will buy them; these are the toxic debts that Congress was asked to subsidise.

    The new accounting standards will allow the financial concerns to pretend that the debts have some market value, even though there is no market for them.

    The reason that there is no market for them is because they have no value.

    The SEC seems to be hoping that pretending valueless assets have a value will make everyone happy again, so that people will start lending money again, and all the businesses that rely on borrowing money to meet pay rolls and other expenses won't go bust.

    Of course, what is likely to happen is that people will be more scared than ever of just what is in those bank vaults...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Saul
    Member

    So I was pretty astute in getting that job lot of McVities family favourites, I'll just put the kettle on and start dunking. Should have a few empty ones available for sale tomorrow.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. June
    Member

    Gannet

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Saul
    Member

    June, can you dunk some of these Rich Teas and Bourbons for me please?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. chenier
    Member

    I see; the poor bloody infantry sending reports in from the voodoo accountancy front don't even get asked if they could do with a dunk?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. June
    Member

    just made some cocoa, any takers?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Saul
    Member

    Just so happens there are some half coated and Garibaldi's left, dunk away. I'm keeping the Jammie Dodgers for myself.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Saul
    Member

    Can the cup take a Hobnob June?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. chenier
    Member

    I#m not sure about cocoa; I always dunk my biscuits in tea. I suppose I could throw away the habits of a lifetime, as the nun said to the bishop.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Saul
    Member

    Tea! you've never lived! A Peak Freans dunked in Cocoa is to die for.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. chenier
    Member

    That sounds like the best offer I've had all night.

    Apart from the free gherkin to go with the cod and chips...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. June
    Member

    The cup can runneth over with Hobnobs Saul,actually its a mug and I watched it being 'thrown'(well one like it) in Aylesford.

    had cod and chips yesterday lunch Chenier was full til breakfast this a.m

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. chenier
    Member

    In which case it should see me through even without the biscuits. I'm going to take me and my flu jab off to bed, and let the whatever it is that flu jabs work with work.

    Goodnight, and keep dunking...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. June
    Member

  15. chenier
    Member

    You must have missed my rant about Baroness Neuberger a week ago:

    'They are morons who think that the money world is sexy and if they say things like ‘risk-averse’ it will make them sexy too.

    They are particularly morons when, surrounded by the catastrophic consequences of unprotected sex in the money markets, they still use ‘risk-averse’ as if being risk-averse is a bad thing!'

    They were debauched and we are f*cked as a result...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. June
    Member

    OOps, well there we are, Anorak is a week ahead now...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. chenier
    Member

    Yes; there's a Nobel Prize waiting for the first physicist to explain the Anorak time dilation effect...

    Posted 1 year ago #

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