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Hypo, Hypo, it's off to war we go...

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  1. chenier
    Member

    Well, Anorak's efforts to lead-manage our plan to cheer up the Germans may be too little, too late, but at least we've found some more of those Weapons of Mass Financial Destruction; it turns out that the Hypo Bailout Mark 1 sank on the discovery by the commercial banks who were supposed to be funding it that Hypo needed vastly more money than it had admitted to.

    Nope, it wasn't just lending money on garbage to people with no means to repay it, leaving it with a $35 billion hole in its balance sheet, it had issued guarantees to back American municipal bonds that it had sold to investors.

    As they always say, the devil is in the details, and these details run to $15 billion owing on those guarantees.

    Traditionally the next step is to invade Poland.

    The way things are going we may have to upgrade our recommendation from 'sell' to 'run for your lives'...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. June
    Member

    Is there anyone left in Poland to invade it? or are they all over here?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. chenier
    Member

    All the more reason to run; the Poles may well know something we don't!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. June
    Member

    A German friend wishes Poland would invade Germany

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. chenier
    Member

    I suspect that everyone will end up wanting to invade the US; those tanking municipal bonds are making no friends in the wider world.

    The German taxpayer is likely to start asking nasty questions about why he's paying for guarantees on something which has nothing whatsoever to do with him. Telling him that it's just part of the globalised securitisation market which has brought massive wealth to a small number of people probably isn't going to be a vote winner...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. June
    Member

    I'm actually trying to get hold of my friend and ask him to post on here. His English is of the sort that knows the difference between a spade and an effing shovel

    Posted 1 year ago #

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