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Independent takes Anorak's Credit

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  1. chenier
    Member

    We're back to those default swaps again, and the reason why they have nothing to do with insurance and everything to do with speculating on other people's property; Simon Evans in the Independent reports today, the 12th October:

    'It is like Joe Public buying an insurance policy on someone else's house and pocketing the full value if it burns down.'

    Ring any bells?

    On the 25th September I wrote:

    'Anorak could take out a vast insurance policy on Anorak Towers, and if it burned down Anorak would get lots of dosh but no Anorak Towers.

    Insurers won’t let me take out a vast insurance policy on Anorak Towers, because I would have a clear interest in setting fire to Anorak Towers and collecting lots of dosh.

    Of course, I wouldn’t have Anorak Towers, but then I didn’t have Anorak Towers in the first place.'

    My highly reputable lawyers, Messrs Sue, Sue and Suesomemore, will no doubt be in touch with the Indie's briefs...

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. agw
    Administrator

    Welcome to Filch Villa, Cyber Ave, Plagiarist, Nuneaton. We see our stuff stolen, re-printed without the pretence of a re-work and some cheeky swine even treat our stuff as their original work and discuss it as such.

    There's an old truism: "Every magnificent and munificent body can afford a few parasites."
    When you have fleas, is it still considered impolite to scratch?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. chenier
    Member

    Depends what you are scratching with.

    The curse of Anorka is upon them, and I am consulting with Cool and Calm as to the best method of conjuring a pox of tamba flies upon their groins.

    That should put paid to their chances of using their 10 best sex toys...

    Posted 4 years ago #

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