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  1. Yampster
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    Tensions mount in the Bromsgrove constituency as we wait for our MP Ms Julie Kirkbride to announce that she has changed her mind and has decided to stand again as Conservative MP. Ms Kirkbride chose to doff her tin helmet and drop her head below the parapet following interesting revelations about her expenses. The first inkling that she may not have been sincere about stepping down was when the local Conservative Association announced that she was waiting for the results of the Legg committee before making her decision. Now that we know that the Legg committee is a bit of a whitewash then there appears to be nothing to stand in her way for re-selection.

    One of the more bizarre opposition groups to front up against Ms Kirkbride is the 'Best4Bromsgrove' group led by Dr David Nicholl

    http://www.bromsgrovestandard.co.uk/news85395.html

    Whilst I have every respect for Dr Nicholl's work as a Neurosurgeon and Human Rights campaigner, I find some of his requirements for a suitable parliamentary candidate rather strange. His proposed manifesto for the candidate chosen by his group includes the following ( Taken from the ex 'Julie Must Go' group on facebook, now renamed -
    Elect Mark Anthony France as Bromsgrove MP!
    in a superb coup de main by one of the prospective candidates)

    "to be honest and transparent (we could ask for candidates to provide a reference from their current employer with a list of their claims for expenses for the last 2 years

    to campaign for a referendum on PR

    MPs should sit for a maximum of 3 Parliamentary terms (to encourage normal people in proper jobs to go to Parliament)

    to campaign for fixed term Parliaments (again more likely to get normal people to apply, eg in the US, Condolezza Rice went from academia to work for President Bush and has now returned to academia)

    to campaign for Ministers who are sworn in by Parliament (this could lead to the kind of system as in the US where people actually know about the subject get to do the job rather than the crazy system we have in the UK, eg the NHS with 1.2 million employees being run by a former postman, Alan Johnson)

    that if 5-10% of a given MPs electorate ask them to resign, they do and this generates a by-election."

    This was written in May before former Postman Alan Johnson moved to the DWP

    This manifesto would give us a Prime Minister and other senior ministers with a maximum of 10 years experience in politics, if we assume they are all picked for the last of their 3 terms.

    It would give us a high ranking military man at the ministry of defence (Bang goes the budget for that then)

    And instant bye-elections in every marginal seat in the country as 5 -10% of the defeated opposition ask their new MP's to resign.

    I will keep you informed

    Posted 3 weeks ago #
  2. Yampster
    Member

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6513627/MPs-expenses-Julie-Kirkbride-reverses-resignation-decision.html

    Now we're for it. Fasten your seat belt. She is in for a very rough ride. I have already written to Martin Bell and asked him if he is busy

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
  3. Yampster
    Member

    This is what we need. A postal primary. It's time to slip the local postmen a few quid I think. This will make the Afghan elections look fair

    http://www.birminghampost.net/news/politics-news/2009/11/06/julie-kirkbride-s-hopes-of-remaining-mp-put-to-the-people-of-bromsgrove-65233-25107920/

    Posted 2 weeks ago #
  4. Yampster
    Member

    After a week of silence one of the tabloids has commented

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/routledge/2009/11/13/julie-kirkbride-takes-the-flipping-biscuit-115875-21818627/

    The Conservative association in Bromsgrove have promised the constituents a meeting with any prospective candidates before any American style primary. Tickets to be allocated on a first come first served basis. No doubt first come will be the members of Ms Kirkbride's very tame Conservative Association and the sock puppets they use to big up her exploits in the local press. Either that or it will be held in the upstairs room of a local Pub with 24 hours notice like the last one. Either way the people of Bromsgrove are ready and waiting for her to clamber over the parapet.

    Her husband Andrew McKay is not being allowed to enjoy his early retirement either

    http://www.getbracknell.co.uk/news/s/2060751_protesters_demand_andrew_mackay_pays_up_expenses_cash

    Posted 1 week ago #
  5. June
    Member

    Is the 24 hrs notice before or after the event?

    Both should be stood down, and neither considered as a candidate

    Posted 1 week ago #
  6. Yampster
    Member

    Our Julie has done us proud. She has made the top 40 in a new publication, 'Crap MPs', published in time for the Christmas stocking filler market

    http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:053fa694-68e4-4959-9ec2-c6c2d90ee1ac

    Not only is Ms Kirkbride in the top 40, her husband is too and this is despite over 500 years of shananagins from some of the most corrupt parliamentarians in history. There should be a 'K' in this for her.

    Posted 3 days ago #
  7. June
    Member

    Just wondering how much their autographs will be worth on the AR show in 20 odd years time?

    Posted 3 days ago #
  8. Yampster
    Member

    On cheques? Bugger all I hope

    Posted 3 days ago #
  9. June
    Member

    Nah, used table napkins, or books of the battered kind

    Posted 3 days ago #

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