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AGW can you relabel this thread Duncans Advent calendar?
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No, but Duncan may.
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Didn't know he could, DUNCAN????
(why is it everyone yells his name?)
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Gotta love the one about cleaning the chimney...nearly died laughing.
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Advent Anorak Edition
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Hi AGW,
I'll take bottles number 7, 15,16,20,21,24. Can you kindly chill them in your fridge and buy me a lottery ticket with the same numbers !Ah!........delicious!
JOHN
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OOoh do we get 25 of them?
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Some for Penster...
A little Christmas cheer for all from the Australian Bureau of
Statistics.....31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.
101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet
18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.
5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars.
3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.
58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. and finally:
8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.
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Mic that can all be explained. My family doesn't get together very often and things can get a bit out of hand just like Dad's novelty soap on a rope - whole family needed trauma counselling after that. We've told Mum about opening beer with her teeth, or tooth as it were, but she lost her bottle opener at the truckstop so that's fair enough. Cannot wait for Christmas it's in my caravan this year just ordered the turkey roll and seafood extender.
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A traditional chavtivity scene....
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"Oh,well done, Harry. And how are you going to explain this to the kids?"
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Reindeer Auditions
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag an overweight man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost !!!
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"ONLY women would be able to drag an overweight man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost"
Not sure about that.
I get my velvet suit on, dripping with Old Condiment apres-rasage and eau de latrine, rib-shattering gold medallion hammering my sternum each time I move; I get out there to strut my SO! excellent stuff and no women. Not one. They've all taken a wrong turning.
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Hairy chest? its got to be hairy but then you don't come from BASILDON
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That was a big pub crawl, June.
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Recovered now, next one in 10 days
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