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The Anorak Science Team Ask: Will That Be All, Sir?

anorak-science-team-shop The Anorak Science Team Ask: Will That Be All, Sir?

ANORAK’s Global Warming Academy and incidental travel goods shoppe is open for business… Will that be all, sir?

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    Saul, someone’s nicked the broom cupboard…

  2. 2 Saul Says:

    Don’t panic c——r, thats just the medecine cabinet.

  3. 3 chenier Says:

    Oh, good.

    Just what I need; cutting edge science from the 1950s…

  4. 4 DuncanR Says:

    Something for the weekend, Sir ?

  5. 5 chenier Says:

    It’s Tuesday!

    I may be somewhat tenuously connected to reality at present, but I’m sure it’s still Tuesday.

    I’m prepared to wager a modest sum that tomorrow will be Wednesday

    ;)

    M and A

    You betcha, how are the important things though? Glenlivet for a start?

  6. 6 DuncanR Says:

    There’s some bottles on the 1st shelf behind the counter (on the right as you look at pic) that look ‘interesting’ ?

  7. 7 chenier Says:

    Glenlivet is fine, though the characteristic clanking noise is a bit of a give-away. I would pack more clothes into the suitcase but the offspring seems to have taken most of them to the Big Apple.

    Where, incidentally, she seems to have precipitated a record breaking heat-wave.

    We did that the last time we visited New York; I’m relieved to discover it’s her. As long as George Bush doesn’t twig she should be ok…

  8. 8 chenier Says:

    Ah, the ‘interesting’ bottles.

    It’s the people I’m worried about. Do they look to you as if they could inhibit quorum sensing activity?

    No; didn’t think so….

  9. 9 Anorak Says:

    The doors, Mr Arnica

  10. 10 Anorak Says:

    Hope you’re all enjoying From The Message Boards in Private Eye - written by Anorak’s Ed…

  11. 11 anita cameron Says:

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  12. 12 JuneJohnson Says:

    Hail Mr Anorak

    ok thats enough grovelling, which week in Private eye?

    I’m grovelling (my style to agw til Nov), can’t manage two of you

  13. 13 JuneJohnson Says:

    I’m sure they have that cream I use on the dog????

  14. 14 Anorak Says:

    Every issue - From thw mesaage baords (it’s us!)

  15. 15 Noseycow Says:

    Anorak

    Every single one?

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