Violence Erupts On Neighbours’ Set
IN Melbourne the air is thick with fear and anticipation. Writes The Age:
Rising temperatures are likely to bring increased levels of violence to Melbourne by 2010, and are highly likely to by 2030, a report being considered by the city council finds.
2010: Neighbours, the Australian slice-of-life soap set in Melbourne, where everyone is white, everyone is nice, and every jogs along, will erupt in a flurry of ultra violence.
The draft report to council by consultancy firm Maunsell Aecom, Towards a City of Melbourne Climate Change Adaptation Strategy, draws on research from Darwin by Australian surgeons that recently found a correlation between very hot, humid weather and hospital admissions for facial fractures caused by assault.
It’s why all chefs have flat noses…
Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Bad Science, Global Warming Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 9th, 2008 at 2:20 am
But not everybody in Saudi Arabia and Egypt and Jordan and …. other hot place walk about twatting each other do they?
I think it’s just arse-holes who haven’t got the manners they should have been shown at school - if they didn’t get them at home.
So I would prefer the Australian surgeons who had time to fuck about coming up with this and anybody who has been paid to draft it up should find something more useful to study and fuck about with.
Like David said above - it doesn’t take a genius to work this out and if they can’t afford the air-con - learn to breathe properly and drink more fluid.
And this goes on the Global Warming files!!!
Chain-ganging is one of my solutions for anger-management!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Actually, having an air conditioned house, car, and job is about the only thing that keeps me from laying waste to all about me when the midwestern summer rolls around.
People get cranky when it’s hot….
Doesn’t take a genius to work that out.