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Polar Bear Watch: Caption Contest

POLAR Bear Watch: Anorak’s look at polar bears in the news…

polar_bear-global-warming Polar Bear Watch: Caption Contest

  1. 1 coco Says:

    ‘I told you! I can’t do that much Calpol! I’m dizzy now.’

  2. 2 yampster Says:

    Knut leaves his sleeping mate with a pearl necklace of epic proportions

  3. 3 The Real Stig Says:

    Bear overdoses on Ice

  4. 4 Saul Says:

    In one small corner of a Zoo, is a place that will forever be, The Arctic.

    Rupert B.

  5. 5 Julie Says:

    “I knew it, I just knew it … that was one margherita too many last night”

  6. 6 Julie Says:

    “I’m looking for those prawns ….. “

  7. 7 chenier Says:

    Julie; I’d say he already found them…

  8. 8 BabyJane Says:

    The good doctor told agw that just a little ice would do it after the wisdom tooth extraction.

  9. 9 David Says:

    Polar bear dies from dandruff

  10. 10 David Says:

    Calpol?

  11. 11 rotters Says:

    nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom

  12. 12 jaz Says:

    Its snow joke!

  13. 13 Desperate Dan Says:

    Thank you prostate…

  14. 14 John Blake Says:

    George Bush don’t care too much about global warming.He won’t say that when its HIS arse on fire!

  15. 15 John Blake Says:

    My favourite cocktail.” Polar bear on the rocks.”

  16. 16 lyn Says:

    Just love this new pillow, it is so cool. What a lovely birthday I have had this year!

  17. 17 Holme Says:

    Cool

  18. 18 dairy Says:

    Ice pillows - one of life’s bear necessities…

  19. 19 Gary Says:

    “Remind me never to go out drinking with Amy Winehouse again”

    —-
    M&A
    Artemis
    That’s awesome, dude.
    Consider yourself commended.

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