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September 4th, 2008 | Opinions? : Add your view now! | In: Anorak In New York, Bad Science, Twitterings - Best Of The Web

A Third Of American Footballers Are Gay

IS that all?

“OVER ONE-THIRD OF FORMER AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MEN, STUDY CLAIMS”

Indeed…

A study of former high-school American Football players has found that more than a third said they had had sexual relations with other men.

In his study of homosexuality among sportsmen in the US, sociologist Dr Eric Anderson found that 19 in a sample of 47 had taken part in acts intended to sexually arouse other men, ranging from kissing to mutual masturbation and oral sex.

Here. Via

The 47 men, aged 18-23, were all American Football players who previously played at the high school (secondary school) level but had failed to be picked for their university’s team and were now cheerleaders instead.

Give Me a B…

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Global Warming: Scoring With Michael Mann’s Hockey Stick

GLOBAL warming scientists and warmists are never wrong - and Michael Mann was most certainly not ever wrong about the Hockey Stick theory of global warming, which was, er, wrong:

As EU Ref notes:

When Michael Mann delivers his latest attempt to prove his “hockey stick”, cheer-leaders such as Richard Black, Environment correspondent for the BBC News website, roll over, wave their legs in the air and utter admiring gurgles, offering the immortal phrase: “A new study by climate scientists behind the controversial 1998 ‘hockey stick’ graph suggests their earlier analysis was broadly correct.”

Black clearly has neither the wit nor integrity to postulate that a so-called scientist who is already a three-time loser is not going to get it right on his fourth attempt and that, in pursuit of his mystic goal of proving that the world is warmer now than it has ever been – at least, in the last 1300 years – that he might be a tad biased.

Not that Black is alone of course. The warmist groupies on The Daily Telegraph are quick to follow in the wake of the Beeb, pronouncing: “Past decade hottest for 1300 years in northern hemisphere”, trotting out the unexpurgated doctrine of the sainted Mann, who sits at the right hand of Gore.

Michael Mann - the director of Heat?

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Creating New Illnesses To Sell Pills

BEN Goldacre looks at how big phama invents new ilnesses to sell new drugs:

In 2007 the British Medical Journal published a large, well-conducted, randomised controlled trial, performed at lots of different locations, run by publicly funded scientists, that delivered a strikingly positive result: it showed that one treatment could significantly improve children’s antisocial behaviour. The treatment was entirely safe, and the study was even accompanied by a very compelling cost-effectiveness analysis.

Did this story get reported as front-page news in the Daily Mail, natural home of miracle cures (and sinister hidden scares)? Was it followed up on the health pages, with an accompanying photo feature, describing one child’s miraculous recovery, and an interview with an attractive happy mother with whom we could all identify?

No. This story was unanimously ignored by the entire British news media, despite their preoccupation with antisocial behaviour, school performance and miracle cures, for one very simple reason: the research was not about a pill. It was about a cheap, practical parenting programme.

We’re all bi-polar now…

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Global Warming Quote Of The Day: The Sun Must Be Stopped

THE Earth is melting! Says David Adam in the Guardain:

Political inaction on global warming has become so dire that nations must now consider extreme technical solutions—such as blocking out the sun—to address catastrophic temperature rises, scientists from around the world warn today.

Block out the sun… We need fat pople now! Or a big ball of rock with a flag on it…

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Global Cooling: The Arctic Sea Ice Is Melting, Or Not

THE sea ice is melting. Polar Bears are upon us. The whales are melting!

It seems unthinkable, but for the first time in human history, ice is on course to disappear entirely from the North Pole this year. - The Indepedent

See the graph? It shows the current and expected sea ice area in the Northern hemisphere:

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Japan Kills Whales For Global Warming Research Purposes

global-warming-whaling Japan Kills Whales For Global Warming Research Purposes JAPAN does not kill whales for food or sport. Japan investigates whales and the causes of whales by removing them from a watery environment by way of large hook.

And whaling pays off. Reports the Guardian:

The team says its study offers the first evidence that global warming could be harming whales, because it restricts their food supplies.

Whales are in danger! How do we know this? Because Japan has killed 4,500 whales since the late 1980s.

Thanks, Japan. Thanks for the tireless research…

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Blinking Liars And Fat Faced Nutters In The Telegraph

bad-science Blinking Liars And Fat Faced Nutters In The TelegraphTHE Telegraph brings good news for nose touchers, long held to be liars of the worst sort:

Liars blink less frequently than normal during the lie, and then speed up to around eight times faster than usual afterwards.

So reports Lucy Cockcroft, who, sadly, does not equip her feature with a video of her typing, and blinking.
In other Telegraph news, Roger Highfield tells us:

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Why There Is No Need For Liverpool

IT’S time to abandon Liverpool, ther;s just no need for it:

THE Policy Exchange, a “centre right” think tank, has suggested in a new report that people in Liverpool and some other places in the north should abandon their cities, which are “beyond revival”, and move down south.

While that is undoubtedly a daft suggestion aimed at stirring up controversy, the fact remains that Liverpool is a city in a place where, in the 21st century at least, nobody really needs a city. I love Liverpool (some of my close relatives are Scousers) but it’s out on a limb and can’t compete with Manchester. Until the day when the docks make a comeback, that isn’t going to change.

As the report’s co-author, Dr Tim Leunig of the London School of Economics puts it:

People in Liverpool are better off than ever before. But they have only got better off at the same rate as the rest of the country, so Liverpool is not catching up with London or the south east. It is not because people [in Liverpool] are lazy or feckless. It is because Liverpool is less well-placed to do business. The chance of Liverpool catching up with the UK average in the foreseeable future is close to zero.

Predictably, the Liverpool Echo doesn’t quite see things that way. Grabbing enthusiastically at the bait, it dismisses the “boffin” and focuses on Liverpool’s new shopping centre (which, incidentally, lost its developer £190m before it opened), concert arena, cruise liner terminal and “Capital of Culture-led rebirth”.

What will become of Liverpool without the people?

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Scorched: The Bad Plot To Make Sydney Burn

scorched-sydney-300x240 Scorched: The Bad Plot To Make Sydney BurnIN Australia, Sydney is burning in a global warming nightmare made true:

Scorched is a major new 90-minute tele-feature and multi-platform drama for the Nine Network and ninemsn set in a climate change ravaged Sydney in 2012.

After 240 days without rain, the city has only two weeks water left. When the city is then ringed by severe bushfires, the question becomes, how do you fight fire when you have no water?

The picture on the left is of Sydney…Harbour…

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Germans Deliver Environmentally Friendly Bombs

ALL hail the environmentally friendly bombs. Know that after everyone has been blown to smithereens, the planet can live on:

New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and other conventional explosives and would also be more environmentally friendly.

TNT, RDX and other explosives commonly used in military and industrial applications often generate toxic gases upon detonation that pollute the environment. Moreover, the explosives themselves are toxic and can find their way into the environment due to incomplete detonation and as unexploded ordnance. They are also extremely dangerous to handle, as they are highly sensitive to physical shock, such as hard impacts and electric sparks.

To make safer, more environmentally friendly explosives, scientists in Germany turned to a recently explored class of materials called tetrazoles. These derive most of their explosive energy from nitrogen instead of carbon as TNT and others do.

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Violence Erupts On Neighbours’ Set

neighbours Violence Erupts On Neighbours Set IN Melbourne the air is thick with fear and anticipation. Writes The Age:

Rising temperatures are likely to bring increased levels of violence to Melbourne by 2010, and are highly likely to by 2030, a report being considered by the city council finds.

2010: Neighbours, the Australian slice-of-life soap set in Melbourne, where everyone is white, everyone is nice, and every jogs along, will erupt in a flurry of ultra violence.

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Sharking For News: Damien Hirst, Pet Sharks And Stealing Sharks To Order

damien-hirst-shark Sharking For News: Damien Hirst, Pet Sharks And Stealing Sharks To OrderTHE summer is here, and with comes the seasonal tales of shark stories. But Anorak detects a sinister twist:

DAILY TELEGRAPH:Damien Hirst auction expected to fetch ÂŁ65 million - An auction of new works by Damien Hirst - including a pickled zebra, a unicorn and a calf with 18-carat gold hooves - is expected to fetch over ÂŁ65 million…”

Hirst will also present a pickled tiger shark (ÂŁ4 million - ÂŁ6 million), zebra (ÂŁ2 million - ÂŁ3 million) and ‘unicorn’ (ÂŁ2 million - ÂŁ3 million) - the latter is a foal with a resin horn. All are new works created this year.

DAILY TELEGRAPH: “Rare marble shark stolen from shed aquarium”

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Global Warming Headline Of The Day: The Biodiesel Bomber

BIODIESEL is safer for the environment:

Man blows up garage trying to make biodiesel - A man was airlifted to hospital after he blew up his garage attempting to make biodiesel - Daily Telegraph

Says Transport Secretary Alastair Darling:

“The government is keen to support the development of renewable, low carbon transport fuels and all the more so where these are produced in the UK, bringing benefits to the UK economy.”

Want to know how to make the stuff?

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Global Warming Headline Of The Day: Carbon Kittens

HEAR ye. Hear ye:

Global warming may boost kitten population - Chicago Sun Times

Oh:

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The Sceptical Envionmentalist

THE health of the planet is improving…

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UK Towns Designed For Drunks

drunk-street UK Towns Designed For Drunks“DRUNKS become irritants because they slow people’s progress towards their goal,” says study leader Simon Moore, from the University of Cardiff, who presented the findings at the International Crime Science Conference in London. “They may then become targets of violence.”

Moore and his team of researchers attempted to learn more about drunken behaviour by making 24 visits to the city centre between 11pm and 3am on Friday and Saturday nights, breathalysing people and monitoring their gait.

The aim:

They hope to come up with street designs that direct late-night revellers safely home to their beds instead of into the path of trouble.

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Babies Can Eat Whatever They Like

breastfeeding Babies Can Eat Whatever They LikeCOME on mum, jump up and down. It’s milk shakes for tea!

Says the Star: “Nursing mothers have been told how to produce banana milkshake from their breasts. All they have to do is eat a banana an hour or less before feeding time, say Danish scientists.”

Easy-peasy, banana squeezy.

Breast milk can be given other flavours in the same way. In tests, women also made their milk taste of menthol, caraway seeds and liquorice.

Or how about alcopop, Bacardi Breezeer and crème de menthe frappe on a bed of crushed ice, lager and kebab a la mode?

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Brendan O’Neill Understands George Monbiot

BRENDAN O’Neill on Mad George Monbiot:

How is it that Monbiot, who still writes the same old apocalyptic nonsense (think Book of Revelations but without the hot pokers or sex), can now pose – more than that, be hailed – as a scientific visionary? His metamorphosis from green-tinted despiser of all things modern to man with a dazzling command of science reveals a great deal about the politics of environmentalism, and how it has added a gloss of ‘scientific fact’ to long-standing middle-class prejudices against mass modern society.

Indeed…

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Democrat Says Global Warming Caused Black Hawk Down And Dafur

black-hawk-down Democrat Says Global Warming Caused Black Hawk Down And DafurREP. Edward Markey (D-Mass.) is chairman of the House (Select) Energy Independence and Global Warming Committee.

He tells high school students gathered at the U.S. Capitol that climate change caused Hurricane Katrina and the conflict in Darfur, which led to the “black hawk down” battle between U.S. troops and Somali rebels.

“In Somalia back in 1993, climate change, according to 11 three- and four-star generals, resulted in a drought which led to famine,” said Markey.

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Climate Change Delusion: Round Up

CLIMATE Change Delusion - A round up:

It’s environmentalism on LSD. It’s like he read Al Gore’s propaganda rant, Earth in the Balance, which itself already read like the Unabomber manifesto, and then dropped acid - Matthew Vadum

Is ‘climate change delusion’ the next epidemic?

The backlash against evidence of climate change as fear-mongering is just “thoughtless commentary,” said Scienceblog’s Corpus Callosum blog. The physicians who wrote the case report were “[describing] manifestations of illness.” This case is about a sick teenager, not about the extensive debate on climate change.

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Collecting Cow Farts

IN Argentina researchers are investigating global warming by collecting gas from the stomachs of cattle.

The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country’s total greenhouse emissions…

Guillermo Berra, a researcher at the National Institute of Agricultural Technology, said every cow produces between 8000 to 1,000 litres of emissions every day.

Methane, which is also released from landfills, coal mines and leaking gas pipes, is 23 times more effective at trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide.

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