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Jaycee Dugard: Starlite And Angel Party Pictures And Phillip Garrido’s Rape Songs

jaycee-dugardJAYCEE Lee Dugard – Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news – Starlite and Angel party, Phillip Garrido’s rape tour, Alissa serves, Cheyvonne Molina tells all and Garrido’s sex songs for Jaycee…

Sky News: “Girl Missing For 18 Yrs Worked As Secretary”

Former customers of suspected kidnapper Phillip Garrido had no idea that his assistant “Alissa” was the girl at the centre of a high-profile abduction.

Much like the police, then..

Ben Daughdrill used Mr Garrido’s Print For Less business for six years. He said: “She always came across as very polite, very good natured. There was never any reason to think anything different – [she was] just like another secretary at another office.”

Facts. But that’s no good. We need speculation. We need you to tell us what you don’t know…

But Mr Daughdrill says he believes Jaycee may have been coerced by Mr Garrido. “Knowing what I know now I would say he had definitely threatened her and said a lot of things.”

Belives. Definitely. Such are the facts. What about Phillip Garrido and Jaycee’s children Starlite and Angel?

Cheyvonne Molina did business with Mr Garrido for a decade and met Jaycee’s two daughters at a “Sweet 16” party for her daughter.

She said: “They were just your regular 15-year-old, your average 11-year-old.”

Daily Star:

Traumatised Jaycee and her daughters – named yesterday as Starlite and Angel – face years of counselling after their ordeal. Police say the girls, aged 11 and 15, act like “robotic zombies” because of the way religious nut.

Just regular teenage zombies.

All the pictures of the case so far.

Sydney Morning Herald: “Jaycee’s girls and God’s Desire: ‘like Little House on the Prairie meets robots’”

You mean they weren’t robots on the documentary LHOTP?

Daily Telegraph: “Jaycee Lee Dugard’s daughters Angel and Starlite did not know their mother had been kidnapped”

Cheyvonne Molino said Mr Garrido and one of his daughters dropped in every other day for ten or 15 minutes at her husband’s car wrecking business.

“The girls were polite, they played with my daughter in my office, sometimes on the internet,” she said, adding that their clean appearance betrayed nothing of the squalid conditions they endured in tents and outhouses in the back yard of Mr Garrido’s Antioch home.

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Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


Edward Kennedy’s Life And Funeral In Pictures

7743592EDWARD Kennedy is dead. Ted Kennedy is dead. And so begins politics’ response to the Michael Jackson funeral.
Politics is showbiz for ugly people – well, is wasn’t when the Kennedys were in their pomp.

All those unable to mourn Jacko in the big TV spectacular can now weep for Teddy Kennedy.

Gallery is here…

Expect lots of close up of stars and big names. Lots of rich people in a room mourning a dead rich person. And the media pour over it, seeking meaning in all and finding none.

Everyone’s wearing their best clothes and their best faces. Men hug men.  And they all loved dear old Teddy. All of them, even the ones who never met him…

Meanwhile, over in Afghansitan lots of poorer people in regulation clothes are being shot at…

Gallery is here…

Edward Kennedy Funeral In Pictures

Posted: 30th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment


Jaycee Dugard: Headless Body Found At Garrido Home

jaycee-garrido2JAYCEE Lee Dugard – Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news – A naked woman’s headless body is found at Phillip Garrido and Nancy Garrido’s Antioch compound and ten more dead women and girls…

Inside Jaycee’s Dugard’s prison we journey, with the NOTW.

A boy whose home backed on to the Garrido compound said: “We all called him Creepy Phil. He was just weird. He just seemed like an oddball. He carried this strange machine around with him and we kept our distance.”

In a “Declaration of Affirmation”, Garrido claims to possesses a “divine machine”. A Garrido says:

The Creator has given me the ability to speak in the tongue of angels in order to provide a wake-up call that will in time include the salvation of the entire world.”

You can hear Phillip Garrido talk about his magic box here: Full Text Of Phillip Garrido’s Jail Radio Interview.

But if you really want to establish just how iffy the convicted rapist who kidnapped an 11-year-old girl, raped her, made her produce two of his children and then kept her prisoner in a tent for 18 years is, look at the toys in the house. Look. Do you see?

BROKEN LIVES: Headless Barbie brings home the horror

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Posted: 30th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (4)


Jaycee Dugard: Daughters Pictured, Crazy Garrido And LSD Zombie Paedo Orgies

jaycee-lee-dugardJAYCEE Lee Dugard – Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: the zombie daughters of a fiend, the pictures of Jaycee’s room, the weird daughters, Manuel Garrido speaks and the psychic…

NOTW: “First pictures of Jaycee’s tragic daughters”

They were “fathered by a fiend”.

They are the “zombie kids”.

They will tell you of “orgies in peado’s lair

Look! Look! Look! LOOK!

Miss Dugard and her daughters are currently staying at an undisclosed hotel in the Antioch area. Well, so the police say.

Sunday Mirror: “Kidnapped Jaycee Lee’s children spoke like ‘robots’ say rescuers”

Security guard Lisa Campbell and police officer Allison Jacobs said they got a “weird, uneasy feeling” when they looked into the eyes of Jaycee’s two daughters, who were fathered by rapist Garrido…

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Posted: 29th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


Leicester And London Michael Jackson Birthday Tributes In Pictures

77536731MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news- Jackson fans mark what would have been the star’s 51st birthday by dancing in Leicester and Trafalgar Square: pictures.

Look out for the dancers dressed in the outfits the police give people charged with sex crimes – white paper suits.

HOW do you pay tribute to a dead singer? By dressing up a zombies and dancing in a public square.

Anorak journeyed to watch about 500 dancers take to Orton Square outside the Curve Theatre in Leicester.

Meanwhile, in London about 100 fans massed in Trafalgar Square. Says London organiser Ilana Lorraine:

“I’m a massive fan of Michael Jackson so I 100% want to keep him alive.”

Cue the, er, zombies…

Posted: 29th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Peter Andre Exposes The Sex Pistols While Katie Price Exposes The Media

77537111PETER Andre, Katie Price Divorce – BY now you‘ll be wondering what Peter Andre has been up to. How’s the wife, Katie Price? How are the kidzzz?

Thankfully, Peter took time out to speaks to the Media Guardian Edinburgh International Television Festival and says that “This is what life’s all about…

Life is all about talking about yourself, and whatshername to heat magazine’s Boyd Hilton – he works for the magazine that printed a sticker of the then five-year-old Harvey Price’s head next to the words “Harvey wants to eat me“. heat mocked a disabled child – Peter Andre’s step-son.

Andre – then tells us that Johnny Rotten – the pillock from the butter adverts – didn’t brush his teeth for two weeks in the I’m A Celebrity Jungle and wore the same undies for the duration of his stay.

Yeah, the ex-Sex Pistol wears underwear – under his trousers. How very bourgoise.

Dignified Peter then starts to talk about… plate tectonics. No, only joking. The BBC has yet to sign Peter up to its natural history department, but he has lived in a jungle for two weeks so give it time.

Peter the Dignified starts talking about Katie Price. And Tony Parsons is talking about Pater Andre talking about Katie Price:

We love Pete. So it’s sad to see him getting it so hopelessly wrong when he rails about Jordan’s new bloke hanging out with their kids.

Pete has reportedly had emergency meetings with his lawyers because of the amount of time cage fighter Alex Reid, the new Katie Price squeeze, is spending with them.

Pete, any man who has been through the divorce courts knows exactly how you feel.

Coleen Nolan, Parsons’ mucker in the Daily Mirror also know just how Peter The Good feels:

I know exactly how Peter Andre feels when he looks at another man – Alex Reid – playing happy families with his kids: totally sick, like he wants to retch his insides out.

I know ‘cos I was there once myself, seeing another woman cuddling my boys and laughing with them.

And Jordan, aka Katie Price – well, she does her own PR on Twitter:

Katie Price has accused her estranged husband Peter Andre of setting up family pictures of him and the children for the media.

Katie tweeted: “Heard pete doing shoot with the kids in sardina an going tues dont know why he is doing a shoot he has set up every other one in papers sad! (sic).”

What a celeb actually phones ahead to arrange for the snappers to capture the moment of deep love? You mean that Peter The Good isn’t always being sentimental? And Katie isn’t always a slapper?

Never! Much to discuss at the big media show. The modern media: one big cyncial marketing ploy…

Posted: 29th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Jaycee Lee Dugard Lived On Propofol, Cigarettes And Cola

jaycee-garrido-arrestedJAYCEE Lee Dugard has been found alive. Jaycee’s alleged kidnappers and rapists Phillip Garrido and Nancy Garrido, his wife, are in jail. And the media gets to work: Jaycee is like a child; Jaycee loves Phillip Garrido; Jaycee failed by the police; Jaycee is…

Well what do you want her to be? Can it be made worse? Can Jaycee have been made to live on propofol, cola and cigarettes?

Mr Garrido, 58, and his wife, Nancy, 55, pleaded not guilty yesterday at El Dorado Superior Court to 29 charges, including the false imprisonment of Jaycee, forced abduction and rape. A judge ordered them to be held without bail. Mrs Garrido sobbed and put her head in her hands throughout the five-minute court hearing while Mr Garrido betrayed no emotion.

The Sun: “JAYCEE IS STILL LIKE A CHILD”

What do we know about Jaycee Dugard, then? The Sun’s “Social Psychologist” Dr Sandra Wheatley gives her expert view:

Hers is an incredibly complex case as she had two children by abductor Phillip Garrido…

Complex, yes. Go on…

She could have very mixed emotions about the kids because they resulted from her being forced to have sex. It will take a lot for her to untangle her thoughts and put it behind her. Perhaps she never will.

Such are the facts.

As for Garrido, well let’s make the case even bigger, because the man who kidnapped a child , raped her, impregnated her and kept her in shed for 18 years might not be enough news…

KIDNAP monster Phillip Garrido is led from court in shackles yesterday – as cops probing the murders of ten hookers searched the “prison” where he held Jaycee Lee Dugard for 18 years…

The bodies of several vice girls were dumped on land near where Garrido worked.

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Posted: 29th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (7)


DJ Am Adam Goldstein’s Last Tweet To Travis Barker

dj-am1DJ AM has died. The DJ narrowly escaped a deadly plane crash with musical collaborator Travis Barker. The New York Post reports the death. He was 36.

And before he died, DJ Am Tweeted. It might be a Tweet farewell note. The printed word is dying – even the lonely use electronic ink to speak of their pain.

As TB says “the former fat kid Adam Goldstein, who was severely burned in a jet crash that he and Travis Barker survived somewhat miraculously less than a year ago, was found dead in his apartment in New York City, which he knew ain’t always what it seems.”

If Twitter is looking for the business model to turn clicks into currency, it should advertise itself as publicist to the stars.

On Twitter, the stars come out of grieve in, er, private?

LINDSAY LOHAN: “I can’t believe this.. i’m in shock. why? why? r.i.p. adam.”

P.DIDD: “DJ AM rest in peace.”

KELLY OSBOURNE: “I just cant believe that adam (dj.am) is gone i dont want to believe it im in shock. he was one of the most genuine people i have ever met!”

No word yet from Noel Edmonds.

Publicity is all. Emote. in public.

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While the stars Twitter, the publicist clings to her job:

His rep Jenni Weinman says details surrounding his sudden death are still unclear but asked for privacy from the family. “Adam ‘DJ AM’ Goldstein was found deceased this afternoon in his New York City apartment. The circumstances surrounding his death are unclear. Out of respect for his family and loved ones, please respect their privacy at this time,” said Weinman – Hollyscoop

Too late.

How did he die? Ready for some more conspiracy?

DJ AM dies ‘from drug overdose’ – The Sun.

“He was found in his bedroom, in bed, face down,” says the police source, adding that the DJ was not wearing shirt but was wearing pants” – Ace Showbiz

And this form Earsucker:

Did Adam Goldstein’s ex-girlfriend Hayley Wood foretell his death?

And then the Tweet. always the Tweet:

The question remains, did Hayley know something was going to happen?

Her last tweet seems to say so. She said, “Violent visions” on August 27, 2009 at 7:51PM. While previous tweets allude to happier times with the DJ.

Twitter – it publicty for the recession. Stars are doing their own publicity…

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Posted: 29th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Michael Jackson Homicide: Wacked Off Jacko Donated Sperm

michael_jacksonMICHAEL Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – sperm, marijuana, propofol and more found in Jackson’s body and home…

The Los Angeles County’s coroner’s report says Michael Jackson’s death was homicide. Officer La Toya Jackson (“and me, Tito”) of the La-PD always gets her man.

The cause of death is “acute propofol intoxication“. Big news on the media. this is propofol, the drug that Jackson’s Doctor Conrad Murray gave him the day before he died. Who would have guessed that it would be in Jackson’s system after death?

Other drugs in Jackson’s body include Midazolam, Diazepam, Lidocaine, Lorazepam and Ephedrine. The new Jackson Five.

But no traces of weed?

Marijuana and numerous empty drug bottles were found by police officers at Michael Jackson’s home shortly after he died, according to search warrants unsealed on Thursday.

Two bags of marijuana, a bottle of temazepam (used to treat sleeplessness), empty bottles of the sedatives lorzaepam and diazepam were discovered during the search. They also found four other empty pill bottles with no indication as to what may have been in them.

We would know more but the full toxicology report remains sealed, at the request of the LA Police Department and the city’s district attorney. Why?

Edward Chernoff, who represents Dr. Conrad Murray, says he’s at a loss as to why the Los Angeles County coroner’s office only released a brief summary of the results Friday, including that Jackson’s death was a homicide and the cause was the powerful anesthetic propofol and another sedative.
Chernoff says he needs to know precisely what levels of various drugs were detected and said the failure to release the report seemed like “gamesmanship.”

Dr Murray is not a named suspect, just routinely linked to Jackson’s death.

Meanwhile, Dr Conrad Murray has to be ruled out as being Jackson’s son:

Michael Jackson’s worried family are set to fly samples of his DNA to a secure English clinic in case unscrupulous fortune seekers use it to create a new heir to the star’s mega fortune.

The move was planned after it was discovered the King of Pop gave a sperm sample to a Los Angeles donor bank last year when he was considering having a fourth child.

Considering? And Old Anorak grabs his crotch and wimpers. Daddy…

Posted: 28th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


The Story Of Jaycee Dugard And Phillip Garrido, In Pictures

dugard_jaycee2JAYCEE Dugard has been found alive and physically well. Anorak now brings you her story in pictures, and that too of Phillip Garrido, the convicted paedophile accused of kidnapping her, raping her and impregnating her:

Posted: 28th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (19)


Jaycee Dugard Rapist Phillip Garrido Linked To Madeleine McCann Abduction

jaycee-garridoMADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news – Jaycee Dugard And Our Maddie. Phillip Craig Garrido and his wife Nancy Garrido took Jaycee Dugard.

WHEN Jaycee Lee Dugard went missing she was her own person. Now she has returned to a post-Madeleine McCann world and the media is able to make sense of her abduction, rape and impregnation by known paedophile Phillip Garrido (he fathered two children with Jaycee Dugard) and his wife Nancy. Such is the impoverished state of journalism that the story of Jaycee Lee Dugard needs context:

Chris Ayres beat the world to the punch by linking Jaycee Dugard to Madeleine McCann and now his words appear in the Irish Independent, albeit under the title:

US ‘Maddy’ turns up 18 years after her abduction

The blonde, blue-eyed girl was 11 years old when she was abducted from outside her home near Lake Tahoe, California.

Blonde hair and blue eyes keeps the media interested.

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Posted: 28th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (6)


Jaycee Lee Dugard Linked To Madeleine McCann

dugardCONGRATULATIONS to Chris Ayres, for linking the arrival of “Missing girl” Jaycee Lee Dugard to Madeleine McCann.

Jaycee Lee Dugard walked into police station, 18 years after going missing from outside her home near Lake Tahoe in California in 1991.

The blonde-haired, blue-eyed little girl was 11 years old when she was abducted from outside her home near Lake Tahoe in California. She was never seen again…

As Our Maddie taught us, being blonde is relevant.

After interviews and DNA tests, it thought that Jaycee’s story has now been confirmed, bringing an extraordinary end to a missing persons case that in 1991 attracted the same kind of media frenzy that Madeleine McCann’s disappearance generated two years ago.

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)


John Mayer’s 1991 Mugshot For Driving Without A License

john-mayer-mugJOHN Mayer’s mugshot is proof that celebs realises that with Twitter they have no need for an agent nor publicist. Mayer uses the social network to tweet a challenge to TMZ’s Managing Editor Harvey Levin.

Anorak’s Man in the Hollywood Swamp spots Mayer’s tweets that he was once arrested on the same charge as Fallout Boy front man Patrick Stump (see his mugshot for more proof of nominative determinism) – driving without a valid California drivers license.

Mayor challenged Levin to track down his mugshot from the offense. If Levin is successful, Mayor will donate $25,000 to the charity of his choice.

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson Sperm Harvested

7586464MICHAEL Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson is this week’s Omer Bhatti; Jackson’s sons grow in number; and Jackon’s miracle sperm…

Michael Jackson is not dead – his sperm swims on, at large in a sea of controversy and indecision. Michael Jackson’s sperm cannot be killed by conventional weapons. Rumour has it that Keith Richards washes in it.

And the claim is that this magic sperm has created Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, who is Michael Jackson’s son. Or isn’t.

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


The Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Burglary Video

lindsay-lohan4Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape is stolen in a burglary enacted by people who look familiar to her. As Lohan looks to star in a new reality TV show, Anorak brings you the tape of the crime of the sex tape:

LINDSAY’S attempt to prove that child stars can make it as adults is moving onto Stage Four as Lindsay turns her life into a reality TV show.

Cameras will follow Lohan as she hits the Hollywood comeback trail. The thinking is that if we see enough of Lohan talking about herself someone will be forced to hand her a script.

A source tells Fox News:

“Rudolf is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again.”

Expect to see lots of pictures of Lindsay having her hair done, Lindsay reading a newspaper, Lindsay walking about, Lindsay driving and Lindsay doing all those things that the press show her doing every day.

What you won’t see is Lindsay having sex, although you might see it if the burglars who broke into her home stole a sex tape.

While police search for the three suspects who burglarized Lindsay Lohan’s home Sunday, the 23-year-old actress says she doesn’t believe it was a random crime.

Los Angeles police officials have released a grainy security video showing one man and two women, all age 18 to 25, entering Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home through a courtyard. The culprits ransacked the home and took items from a wall safe. The “Mean Girls” star says she knows it wasn’t an ordinary burglary.

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Madeleine McCann Spotted In Gaza, Lost Again In Las Vegas

gazaMADELEINE McCann has been linked to the War on Terror, but can she now be linked to Islamicists trying to create an Islamic emirate in Gaza? And she’s found in Las Vegas…

To ASSEMBLY @ ASSEMBLY HALL, VENUE 35 of the Edinburgh Fringe festival.

He has just survived – for now – the shelling of his home city of Gaza by Israeli forces. Suddenly, an older man erupts from one of the heaps of wreckage around him, coughing and spluttering into the light. This is Abu Mohammed, a ‘tunnel trader’, or one of those merchants who smuggles goods into Gaza through a secret subterranean supply network; food, matches and even livestock.

Or guns and bullets, Iranian soldiers and jihadis… But the best bit is yet to come:

As with the sequence that attempts to westernise the loss of children by bringing out an unnecessary Madeleine McCann analogy, the play isn’t perfect; but, in witnessing the raw power of a man recounting the death of his own daughters in crudely translated Arabic, its demand for answers about an atrocious time in a man-made hell carries huge moral and emotional impact.

Time, then, to blame the Jews for Our Maddie, finally. How can it have taken so long? But where is she? One woman knows:

Onstage in a spacious Las Vegas banquet hall sits a nervous-looking, dark-haired Danish woman named Connie Sonne. The 46-year-old retired police officer made a name for herself as a psychic in Europe by claiming she knows the whereabouts of famous missing British toddler Madeleine McCann. Sonne also says she can read playing cards through sealed envelopes using only a crystal. If she can successfully demonstrate her skills in this controlled experiment at the South Point Hotel, Casino and Spa, she’ll receive $1 million.

Does she do it?

No.

And Madeleine McCann is still missing…

Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (7)


Chip Shape Kerry Katona “Batters” Her Accountant

3074640KERRY Katona is arrested for “battering her accountant”.

So says the Mirror. If true, was Kerry driven to it by constant speculation about her weight?

Did a lack of fried food in her diet force Our Kerry over the edge?

And if you were to batter anyone, would you batter something as dry as an accountant?

A source said: “She struck out at McHugh and battered him. It wasn’t pretty. She seemed out of control.”

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Katie Price Auditions For A New Peter Andre On TV Show

katie-price10KATIE PRICE and Peter Andre Divorce – Andre Pinto tales of his secret sex with Jordan, Peter Andre gets another TV show, also secret, and Katie Price auditions for a new straight man…

IN “MY SECRET SEX WITH JORDAN”, Andre Pinto tells us more about his, er, “secret sex with Katie Price”.

This is “hunky” Andre, who looks a dead ringer for Robbie Williams’, if you  stretched the singer’s face on a rack and squirted lemon juice in his eyes.

This is Pinto the “model”, who Katie says she had sex with three times and his pal says “several times” in the course of a month.

This is Andre Pinto who replaced Peter ‘Half Pinto’ Andre in Jordan’s limbs. It’s Jordan’s homophonous relationship. If Petra Andre is looking in, she’d best prepare herself for a lesbian fling. And Prince Andrew, as you were.

While Katie interviews her new PA, the Star screams:

“JORDAN FURY AS PETE GETS TOPS TV JOB”

Only yesterday, Peter Landed a stingt aa shobiz reporter on ITV’s This Morning vegetables and valium show and already he’s scored a top TV job? What is it?

JEALOUS Jordan sank to a new low yesterday after hearing her estranged husband had clinched one of TV’s best showbiz jobs.

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Ted Kennedy Killed By Obama Death Cult

6962806TED Kennedy is dead and the Barack Obama Death Cult realises that Obama is the last Kennedy standing. Chris Matthews says so.

As Gateway Pundit notes:

“Chris Matthews also used Teddy Kennedy’s death to bash conservatives as an angry mob of potential assassins. NewsBusters has the transcript from this morning”:

CHRIS MATTHEWS: You know there’s going to be a lot of talk about the tragic blessings of the Kennedy family, and the curse. And it’s all nonsense. These people were courageous risk takers. Kathleen Kennedy, the girl, the oldest daughter, she was killed with her lover traveling on a plane ride she never should have taken through terrible weather in Europe. Joe Kennedy, Jr. took a mission that nobody should have taken in a plane loaded with dynamite to go blow up the V-1 rocket sites. Jack Kennedy was killed in an open car in Dallas in the midst of the most hated–it’s like the mood we’re in right now.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1)


Katie Price’s Pregnancy Dilemma: Who’s The Daddy?

2392832KATIE PRICE – Peter Andre Divorce: who is the father of Katie’s child? Alex Reid? Andre Pinto? Peter Andre? Phil Turner and Gary Cockerill? We investigate..

In “JORDAN’S PREGNANCY DILEMMA”, OK! readers are offered that headline and beneath a picture of the fragrant Katie Price the teaser:

“I DON’T WHO THE FATHER COULD BE.”

Before we find out more, the Sun looks at possibly suspects, beginning with Brazilian Andre Pinto, 25.

Says Katie:

“I had sex three times with him. I was single.”

The Sun has more:

After exchanging kisses they embarked on a passionate relationship by sending each other hundreds of steamy text messages. Jordan, 31, admitted begging banker Pinto, 25, to send her X-rated pictures of his privates. And he sent her messages too dirty to repeat. Following a secret dinner at London’s trendy Nobu restaurant, the pair launched into a month-long fling.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Sex Video

6566427IN this week’s OK!, Twilight actress Kristen Stewart says she and co-star Robert Pattinson are not in love, a revelation that the magazine supports by way of picture of the pair moving in for a kiss. No sex video, just a kiss. Still, more than enough room for controversy in OK!.

The 5th Rule of Tabloid is that all actors in a hit film shall be linked by shared bodily juices in print unless they are a) unattractive; b) over 50; c) already dating Jennifer Aniston.

For more news on how Pattison and Stewart aren’t dating read OK!, and learn:

“ROBERT AND KRISTEN COME OUT – COUPLE SET TO ANOUNCE THEY’RE A COUPLE”

And this gem:

“They’ve decided to be more open.”

See interview with Kristen Stewart.

“Rob’s dedication to winning Kristen’s heart says something. He’s falling for her fast and seems to be head over heels.”

Such are the facts…

Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson: Officer La Toya Jackson And Tito’s TV Crime Show

la-toya3MICHAEL Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – Officer La Toya Jackson’s TV show investigates celebrity deaths…

Daily Mirror: “JUSTICE FOR JACKO”

“Sister La Toya insists ‘killer’ must pay”

Anorak can see the spinoff TV series now: LaPD – Killer Must Pay.
La Toya and her bumbling sidekick Tito investigate the deaths of leading showbiz performers:

Did Rod Hull fall from the roof? Who sold Isadora Duncan that scarf? Michael Hutchence – why was he still wearing a belt? Elvis Presley was a strict vegetarian. Mark Bolan – who planted the tree? What did Steve Irwin know? Lupe Velez drowned in the toilet bowl – where was her maid?

La Toya, call me. I have ideas and plans.

In series one, La Toya investigates the death of her brother, Michael Jackson. “Michael Jackson death: Now all the world will know the truth,” says La Toya Jackson.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Farrah Fawcett, Ryan O’Neal And Redmond Star In New Reality TV Show

redmond-o-neal-ryan-o-neal-arrestedFARRAH Fawcett dies and careers are launched and reborn: former Mrs Rod Stewart and Mrs George Hamilton, Alana Stewart, publishes her Farrah & Me diary of Farrah’s death in My Journey With Farrah: A Story of Life, Love And Friendship; then Anorak’s Man in LA hears that Farrah’s lover Ryan O’Neal and Redmond, the son he shared with Fawcett, are to get their own reality TV show. It being what Farrah Fawcett would have wanted:

Father of The Year Ryan O’Neal must be hell-bent on getting his and Farrah Fawcett’s son Redmond off drugs and on the straight and narrow. The man who took over Farrah’s cancer documentary after her health worsened, and with the help of producers from NBC Dateline turned it into a morbid soap opera in which he had a starring role, has reportedly brokered a deal for Redmond to begin filming a reality television series as soon as he’s sprung from prison.

And yes, Ryan O’Neal will be a costar.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


La Toya Jackson Investigates Video Of Michael Jackson Alive In Coroner’s Office

jackson-aliveMICHAEL Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news –  A new video of Jackson alive at the coroner’s office and Our Man at the Michael Jackson Wake (& Bake) spots Officer La Toya Jackson of the LaPD closing in on a comeback career as the new voice of Michael Jackson – she’s scheduled to speak in an interview on ABC followed by a bout of tag-team bitchiness on The View

How’s this for coincidence: LaToya Jackson is recruited to co-host ABC’s The View for two days at almost exactly the same time she decides to give her first one-on-one U.S. television interview to “20/20” which airs on the same network.

A source tells The Rat that ABC, which “never pays for interviews”, has worked out a deal with Jackson whereby she’s paid a much higher-than-normal fee for co-hosting The View.

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Posted: 25th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (42)


Michael Jackson Propofol Homicide Video

jackson-boyMICHAEL Jackson Homicide Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – propofol is the choice of child abuse victims, killed by a “conflict of interest“, the last days of Jackson timeline and Jackson’s stomach opened…

Michael Jackson is dead and the media is filling the void between the funeral show and the Great Gig in the Sky burial with tales of homicide and speculation about who Wacko-ed Wacko Jacko.  

Anorak’s Man in LA investigates propofol, the drug that Michael Jackson was parital to. Before we go on, this:

The LA County coroner’s office has refused to comment on reports by the Associated Press that Jackson’s death is being treated as a homicide.

We have not released any information on the Jackson case,” said a spokesman. “We do not know where this information is coming from.”

So, the homicide story is wrong? Says Our Man in the Hollywood Hills:

Did Michael Jackson use the drug propofol to block out memories of being sexually abused as a child?…

Propofol Abuse Growing Problem for Anesthesiologists,” from the May 2007 issue of Anesthesiology News, says propofol is among the most widely-used anesthetic agents in both hospitals and doctors’ offices (“It’s everywhere,” says one doctor). It’s also the drug of choice among doctors and anesthesiologists looking for a quick high…

“’Propofol is a drug that in a sense doesn’t get you high,’ said Omar S. Manejwala, MD, associate medical director at the William J. Farley Center at Williamsburg Place, an addiction treatment clinic in Virginia that, like Talbott, also focuses on physicians. ‘It blocks out the world…

“What’s puzzling, experts said, is the strength of the connection. ‘I don’t know of any other drug where the perceived incidence of trauma, particularly of sexual trauma [in abusers], is so high,’ Dr. Manejwala said. ‘It’s really quite remarkable.'” – TB

Huff Po: “Michael Jackson: A Victim of Conflict of Interest”

The cardiologist who treated Michael Jackson succumbed to a blatant conflict of interest: dangerous practice in exchange for dollars.

Says blogging doctor Carol Cassella, who’s also a novelist. No, her books don’t put people to sleep, not evne the heavy hardback anthology. No, that would be ridiculous:

Such conflicts bleed through many layers of healthcare today, from pharmaceuticals to scientific studies to durable medical goods and, yes, even the protected realm of the doctor-patient pact. It is a shadowy cost of healthcare — in both lives and money — that few lobbyists are likely to decry, but a cost Congress needs to examine before finalizing our next healthcare financing scheme.

Anyone feel a cause coming on?

Contact Music: MICHAEL JACKSON – JACKSON DOCTOR ASKS OBAMA FOR DRUG REFORM

A doctor involved in the MICHAEL JACKSON death investigation is urging U.S. President BARACK OBAMA to clamp down on “unethical” medics who exchange “controlled medication” for money.

Dr. Susan Essien Etok has told cops probing the superstar’s sudden death in June (09) that the King of Pop pressured her to prescribe him drugs and even offered her $750,000 (GBP500,000).

In a letter obtained by TMZ.com, the medic claims she attempted to “intervene and expose Michael’s dependency (while he was alive)” but was “blocked by ‘forces’ that are more powerful than I am”.

So why didn’t she intervene by telling the media, which do so love a Jackson story? Or by writing a blog, like Carol Cassella?

MTV: Based on the affidavit, the following is a rough timeline of Jackson’s final days:

Such are the facts:

June 22: Two days prior to his death, Murray attempted to wean Jackson from propofol by giving him a lower, 25 milligram dosage, along with anti-anxiety drug Ativan (lorazepam) and the sedative Versed (midazolam), which successfully got Jackson to go to sleep.

June 23: Leaving the propofol out, Murray gave Jackson Ativan and Versed, which helped Jackson get to sleep.

June 25, approx. 1:30 a.m.: Again leaving out the propofol, Murray gave Jackson a 10-milligram tablet of Valium.

2 a.m.: Unable to sleep, Jackson was injected with 2 milligrams of Ativan through an IV by Murray.

3 a.m.: With Jackson still awake, Murray gave the singer 2 milligrams of Versed through an IV.

5 a.m.: Jackson was still not asleep, at which point Murray gave him another 2 milligrams of Ativan through an IV.

7:30 a.m.: Murray administered the still restless Jackson another 2 milligrams of Versed in his IV. During this entire sequence, Murray reportedly told investigators, he was at Jackson’s bedside monitoring him with a pulse oximeter connected to the singer’s finger to measure his pulse and oxygen statistics.

10:40 a.m.: After repeated requests and demands from Jackson, Murray finally gave him 25 milligrams of propofol, diluted with the local anesthetic lidocaine through the IV drip to keep Jackson sedated. The lidocaine, which Jackson referred to as “anti-burn,” is used to counter-act the typical burning sensation at the site of the propofol injection. Jackson finally went to sleep, and Murray told police he continued to monitor the pop star.

10:50 a.m.: Murray got up to go to the bathroom.

10:52 a.m.: Murray returned and noticed that Jackson was not breathing. The doctor began CPR and injected .2 milligrams of Anexate, a drug used to counteract the effects of sedative drugs. Murray called Jackson’s personal assistant, Michael Amir Williams, on his cell phone for help and asked him to send security upstairs for an emergency. When no one came to assist, Murray went downstairs to the kitchen and asked the chef to send up Jackson’s eldest son, Prince Michael, then returned to continue CPR.

11:18 a.m.: Murray made the first of three calls spanning 47 minutes on his personal cell phone, which last until 12:05 p.m.; he did not mention these calls to interviewing detectives, who uncovered them through a search of his phone records.

Approximately 12:22 p.m.: Security guard Alberto Alvarez called 911 on his cell phone. The affidavit suggests that nearly 82 minutes passed between the time Murray found Jackson not breathing and the time an ambulance was called.

12:22 p.m.: Los Angeles Fire Department rescue ambulance responded to an emergency call at Jackson’s rented Holmby Hills, California, estate. Jackson was transported to UCLA Medical Center, along with Murray.

2:46 p.m.: Jackson was pronounced dead, and Murray refused to sign the death certificate.

Unknown time later that day: Coroner’s investigators returned to the mansion to investigate and find numerous bottles of antidepressant, anti-anxiety, pain and insomnia medications prescribed by Murray to Jackson, including: diazepam (Valium), prostate medication tamsulosin (Flomax), lorazepam (Ativan) and tempazepam (Restoril). They also found other prescriptions from two other doctors (longtime dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein and general practitioner Dr. Allan Metzger), which included anti-anxiety drug clonazepam (Klonopin), antidepressant trazodone (Desyrel) and muscle relaxer tizanidine (Zanaflex).

The Sun: “Jacko: It WAS homicide”

MICHAEL Jackson’s drug death is officially being treated as homicide, it was confirmed last night.

The Los Angeles Coroner’s ruling means the 50-year-old King of Pop’s personal doctor Conrad Murray is now the prime suspect.

So says the media. What says Dr Conrad Murray?

The doctor’s lawyer, Ed Chernoff, said: “Much of what was in the search warrant affidavit is factual. However, unfortunately, much is police theory. The timeline reported by law enforcement was not obtained through interviews with Dr Murray, as was implied by the affidavit.”

And as for the doctor selling out:

Although Murray admits giving propofol, officials found no evidence he bought it with his medical licence.

And:

At least two unidentified doctors gave him propofol in Germany between March and April 2009…

The Sun told last week how cops were closing in on Murray. US sources claimed he would be charged with manslaughter within two weeks.

Michael Jackson – the story that wouldn’t let die…

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Posted: 25th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)