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The Original Christmas Cross For A Whiter Jesus

ARE you looking for “an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season to honor our Lord Jesus?”

You are. Happy say!

“Now you can…. with the ‘Original Christmas Cross’ yard decoration”, brogught to you by the American …

Posted: 17th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Baby P: Socialist Liberal Conservatives To Blame And Sterilising The Guilty

BABY P Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Baby P in the news

THE SUN (front page): “SOCIAL WORKERS NEW SHAME”

When a tortured and murdered baby isn’t shaming enough…

“BABY P GRAN: I WARNED HARINGEY”

Says she: “They …

Posted: 17th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Africa’s First Family: Obama Wins New York World Series

THE euphoria over the election of Barack Hussein Obama as the 44th President of the United States of America may have died down, but there remains a feeling – on the street, in people’s homes, in cafes and bars – …

Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Selling Amaral’s Opinion As Faction

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE INDEPENDENT: “Detective set to publish McCann book in Britain”

Portuguese officer who led the search for Madeleine says his account

Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (395) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Columnists Do Baby P: Death, Middle Class Evil And Porn

BABY P Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Baby P in the news…

A child is killed. The child is blonde. The papers have their new cause to shock and sicken…

THE COLUMNISTS:

CAROLE MALONE (Sunday Mirror): “Baby P: …

Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Your Thoughts On And Ideas For The New Anorak

SPEAKING from Bangkok, where he is taking the ladies’ ping-pong team through their winter training camp, Old Mr Anorak welcomes you to the new Anorak – which will arrive sometime today.

Answering the brief to give OMA’s estranged great-nephew Rupert …

Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (145) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama Takes A Room At Bin Laden’s Ministry Of Peace

NOW Obama is our president elect, the rosy-fingered dawn of a new era in world affairs is upon us.

The world is changed forever. Now a goat farmer in Kenya can say that he can be whatever he wants. An …

Posted: 15th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Baby P Is For Baby Porn

BABY P is dead. Baby P was murdered by sadists. The 17-month-old was tortured to death by his mother and two men.

Baby P was first introduced to us in the form of a virtual reality 4-D model. The wounds …

Posted: 15th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (37) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Metodo 3, Using The Media And Allegations

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

A reader in Portugal writes to Anorak of the Madeleine McCann case. There are no suspects. We do not know what crime, …

Posted: 15th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (490) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William Rescues Asian Family While Diana Looks On

HOME from a night out in the London, in the company of Prince William.

Having missed the night bus, been robbed and sexually assaulted by a minicab driver, and ignored by the Cabbie, Wills is making do with a limousine.…

Posted: 14th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Shannon Matthews: Crazy Pigs, 1988 And Bum’s The Word

SHANNON Matthews: Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Shannon Matthews and Karen Matthews

To Leeds Crown Court…

DAILY MIRROR (front page): “POLICE TO SHANNON’S MUM – SHE’S SAFE AND WELL. SHANNON MUM TO POLICE: I LIKE YOUR RINGTONE”…

Posted: 14th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bansturbation In Australia: Banning The Internet

IN AUSTRALIA the new mandatory net filter is being readied to block 10,000 websites that deal in “unwanted content”.

How is it unwanted? We know not, only that it is.…

Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kos We’re Conservatives, Tories For Obama

MICHAEL Gove, the Wind In The Willows’ extra who went it alone, is the Conservative Party’s schools spokesman.

Gove is using his Telegraph column to consider all things Obama. Gove salutes the Daily Kos, “a place of very articulate, widely …

Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Shannon Matthews: No Noose Is Good Noose

SHANNON MATTHEWS: The trial of Karen Matthews and Paul Donovan…

THE SUN (front page): “SHANNON DRUGGED AND KEPT ON LEASH”

There is a stench of sexual perversion in the Sun’s headline. But sex was not the alleged motive in …

Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tongue Fisting The I’m A Celebrity Wannabes

A TONGUE twister to limber up your lips on the cover of today’s Daily Star: “I’M A CELEB WAG WAR.”

Take it away I’m A Celeb agonist Esther Rantzen… “I’m A Stheleb Tonth Tvisther.”

Go, go, failed London mayor and …

Posted: 12th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vadge And Bitchie: Learn To Speak Guy And Madonna

THE STAR reports that Madonna has orders Guy Ritchie to adhere to her rules.

They are the 10 Rules of Woman given to Man by Madge the Vadge.

Of course, a few days with Bitchie and the Open To Bids …

Posted: 12th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Before Their Very Eyes

SHE was a brassy blonde whose cleavage was a ticket to fame and fortune. She played dumb and acted smart. She was a one-woman industry with a one-word name: not Jordan, but Sabrina.

Before she was Sabrina, she was …

Posted: 12th, November 2008 | In: Flashback, Key Posts, News | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0