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Madeleine McCann: TV Survivors, Alan Carr And Karen Matthews Bingo

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

SUNDAY PEOPLE: “APOCALYPSE? WOW!”

EXCLUSIVE TV’s Survivors star Julie tells why she shuns Botox and surgery at the age of 43

Posted: 8th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (98) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama’s Jon Favreau Denies Sexual Relations With Hillary Clinton

BARACK Obama’s 27-year-old speechwriter Jon Favreau says of his meeting with Hillary Clinton: “I did not have “sexual relations” with that woman.

He then touched his still warm hand to his nose.…

Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Global Warming Activists Gas Greenland

DAVID Buckland, an “artist”, created Cape Farewell in 2001 to instigate a cultural response to climate change.

Having searched for the perfect iceberg to best place a bench from which to observe the world ending, artists continue responding …

Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Ten Greatest OJ Simpson Book Covers

OJ Simpson said he was “stupid” and “sorry” and “didn’t know [he] was doing anything illegal”.

He “was confronting friends” and “retrieving [his] things.”

He has least 15 years to think about things. And we get to look abck at …

Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How The Media Turned Shannon Matthews Into A Madeleine McCann

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann and Shannon Matthews.

Karen Matthews has been found guilty of kidnapping her child Shannon Matthews and perverting the course of justice. Karen Matthews is “PURE EVIL”. …

Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (183) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nationwide Terror Probe Nets Hundreds Of PM Irritants

COUNTER-TERRORISM POLICE today rounded up hundreds of Britons suspected of membership in organizations described as “irritating” to Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The exact number was not released, but police officials said that many more are expected, “depending on the Prime …

Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Balloons And Slogans Make The Baby P Brand

DOES grandstanding on Baby P serve any useful purpose?

The Sun, which has made a land grab for Baby P’s resting place and all but renamed Baby P “Our Baby of Hearts”, features the release of balloons in the child’s …

Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Best Dorset Lapland Top 10 Christmas Album Ever

“ANGRY people just kept shouting,” says Elf No.1, an escapee from Dorset’s trashed version of Lapland. “It was really doing my health in.”

Anorak is listening, and for small charitable donation will represent Elf No.1 and eLf No.2 before …

Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Monkey Land, Fled To Lapland And A Christmas Message

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE SUN: “Xmas TV appeal in hunt for Maddie”

Will Kate McCann be asked to deliver the alternative Queen’s Speech on …

Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Preacher’s Daughter Jessica Simpson, Like, Gets Religon, Sort Of

SAYS Jessica Simpson:

“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

TO the Lapland New Forest in Dorset, where the little alcopop munchers are dandling on Santa’s arthritic a knee:

Santa: “So – ho-ho – what d’yer want for Christmas/XMas/Diwali/Eid/Winter solsctice/ Chanukah Christmas/ Bhodi/Present Day (delete as applicable), little …

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation

JUDGE James O’Connor’s is presiding at Killorglin District Court in Kerry, Ireland.

Judge O’Connor hears defence submissions that inhalation of urine fumes could have affected breath-test results.

Solicitor Mr O’Connell argues that during the 20-minute period when the defendant must …

Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ps And Qs: David Cameron Joins The Baby P Debate

BABY P. No rest yet. The court case has yet to be played out. The mother, step-father and lodger have yet to be sentenced.

Children’s Secretary Ed Balls has seen a report into the case. He has made his views …

Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Life In The UK Is Lonelier Than Ever Before

THE research has been done and the BBC can confirm that “Life in UK ‘has become lonelier'”.

Researchers from the University of Sheffield had planned to speak with hundreds of people, but once they knocked on the door of widow …

Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Halo Dinner: The Barack Obama Golden Plate Offer

NOW we own a piece of history. Can you? Yes you can!

Such is the demand the world over for Barack Obama gold plates, historians one and all are limited to taking away just two per visit.…

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Baby P: Ed Balls Statement In Full And Sun’s Failed Campaign

TOUGH luck on the Sun and its legion of campaigners. Only three people have lost their jobs over Baby P.

Sharon Shoesmith, the head of children’s services at Haringey Council, has been sacked. The council’s leader George Meehan and the …

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Living Colour: A Short History Of British Television

BRITAIN was the first country in Europe to provide regular colour television broadcasts.

Early experiments in the 1950s led to the announcement in March 1966 that a fledgling service was planned. (A live colour feed was provided for the World …

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Flashback, Key Posts | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police Help Iraq Veteran Aspinall Atune To Broken Britain (Video)

FOLLOWING news of CCTV devices that can predict crime, Anorak hears of Lance Corporal Mark Aspinall being toughened up for life in Broken Britain by three uniformed officers in Wigan, Lancashire.

Having been beaten up, Aspinall is then hauled …

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Introducing Amelie, Celebrity Kate And Xmas Marks The Spot

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE PEOPLE: “KATE: I KNOW OUR MADDIE IS ALIVE -EXCLUSIVE New worldwide appeal as McCanns face second heartbreak Xmas Star gives …

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (94) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robert Fisk Leaves Indy To Write For The Daily Star

ROBERT Fisk writes for the Daily Star:

MODEL agencies are turning down sexy Miss England Laura Coleman because she is too fat. The blonde has gone up a dress size to a perfect 10. But Laura, who will take part

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Boob Job Piggy Bank

THE Boob Job piggy bank is great.

Girls can save up and when they’ve got enough money, use some glue and attach the boob bank to their chest.

The Boob Job piggy bank is rock hard, so just like a …

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Keep It Civil: Amy Winehouse’s Star-Boxed Lover Leaves Her High And Dry

BLAKE Fielder Civil confesses that it was he who got England’s sickly-sweet-smelling Amy Winehouse into drugs. The couple are past their dancing days, and this is the end:

“I dragged Amy into it and without me there is no doubt

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Shannon Matthews Christmas Gift Range

HEY, Kids. With Christmas approaching faster than a Somalian pirate with a bad case of the trots, Anorak has produced some T-shirts.

A real Anorak Bazaar will soon appear in the gigantic online shopping mall, but to whet your appetite …

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sadistic Police Give Freezing Cold Drunk Women Flip-Flops

IN Devon women are being handed flip-flops by police in large black boots. It’s a woman’s right to shoes, says the Mail:

Drunk women who stagger about in high heels are to be protected – at public expense –

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The UK Really Is A Police State

DAMIAN Green is arrested – well, if you arrest the Opposition, you’re bound to win an election.

The civil servant at the heart of a Whitehall leak investigation was in hiding last night as a political storm raged over the

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0