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Paris Jackson Introduces the Michael Jackson Scent

michael_jackson1MICHAEL Jackson Watch: PSST! Want to know what a 12-year-old Paris Jackson sleeps with?

Jermaine Jackson, her uncle, tells the Sun:

“Paris sleeps with a teddy bear with Michael’s scent on – it’s so cute. It’s a little doll that he gave her and she sleeps holding it every night.”

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Posted: 24th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Michael Jackson Craved Milk Of Amnesia Drug

stephen-hoefflin-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackon will see you now, Dr James, Dr Murray, Dr Klein and Dr Hoefflin – time to examine Jackson’s records and notes.

Daily Mirror: “Michael Jackson’s desperate pleas for sleep drug to tackle insomnia – Driven insane by insomnia as his gruelling comeback gigs loomed, Michael Jackson knew where the answer to his problems lay.”

Mental health issues? A total rest and lots of daytime telly? Lager? No:

The desperate singer turned to Dr Dwayne James and pleaded with him to get hold of powerful hospital drug Propofol (below) to knock him out for a good night’s sleep. But instead of caving in to his dangerous demands, the physician issued him with a dire warning that far from being his saviour, the sedative medics call the milk of amnesia could kill him.

Who knew? Well, the doctors knew. You want another opinion? Anorak’s in-house surgeon says Jackson died from something fatal. Now read on…

The Sun: “MICHAEL Jackson’s doctor made the star’s son watch his vain attempt to revive him, Jacko’s family said yesterday.”

Jackson family friend Dr Steven Hoefflin said Dr Murray made Prince Michael watch him perform cardiac resuscitation on his prone father…

Unpleasant stuff. Watching a loved one die is traumatic, especially for a child. Why was Prince Michael there?

But Dr Conrad Murray wanted a witness to his unsuccessful try at cardiac resuscitation.

Given the  monstering of Dr Murray, his actions seem pragmatic and prudent. But other than allowing Sun readers to gawp at Prince Michael Jackson, what does it mean?

Dramatic new evidence of the immediate aftermath of his death is also emerging. And Jacko’s relatives were said to be ready to launch law suits over the Thriller singer’s “wrongful” end.

So they say. But what proof?

Dr Hoefflin, speaking on behalf of the singer’s mother Katherine, said medics at Los Angeles’ UCLA Hospital believe Jacko had been dead for at least TWO HOURS before he arrived there in an ambulance a month ago.

It is thought he had a heart attack after being given the sedative Propofol at his rented mansion.

Such are the facts.

Dr Hoefflin added: “I can also tell you the police have now pieced together every minute of the last 12 hours before Michael died.”

Any criminal charges? No. Dr Murray denies any wrongdiong. Meanwhile, Dr Hoefflin has more.

THE coroner investigating Michael Jackson’s death has swooped on ANOTHER clinic linked to the star’s skin doctor Arnold Klein.It followed a seizure of the dermatologist’s medical records earlier this week…

Jacko’s ex-plastic surgeon and friend Dr Steven Hoefflin said the evidence from Klein’s 1993 files was “horrifying reading”. He said: “I had no idea Michael was being given this insane amount of Demerol.

“The maximum amount you should give a patient of his weight and build in SEVERE surgical pain is 200mg a day. Michael was being given 800mg a day.

I feel Dr Klein was over-treating him to make money. I have launched a lawsuit against Dr Klein for fraud. It is my opinion that he got my patient addicted to Demerol.”

It’s all in Michael Jackson’s best interests. Anything else, Doctor?

JACKO turned to surgery after neighbourhood kids branded him BIG NOSE. He was in his late teens when he sought out top nose job expert Steven Hoefflin.

Dr Hoefflin nose:

The Beverly Hills medic told how he drew the line at remodelling his conk after two ops. He said: “The best he ever looked was in his Thriller days after the procedures I had given him. If only he’d stopped there.”

If only…

Posted: 24th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (11)


Prince Harry: Michael Jackson Knew My Mother

paris-hilton3IS Prince Harry Michael Jackson’s love child? Is Paris Hilton Michael Jackon’s love child No. 4, or 5?. The blonde hair… The debates on her sex life… The lobsided face… For Michael Jackson  looking at Parisit must have been like looking in a mirror. Says Paris Hilton on Extra:

My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.

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Posted: 24th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Jon Gosselin’s Kate Major Resigns From Star To Talk Another Day

jon_and_kate_gosselinKATE Major, a reporter with the celebrity magazine Star, is, allegedly, having it off with tabloid fodder Jon Gosselin, star of a reality TV show with his wife 8 children. And because of this relationship, Major has resigned. Yeah, really – the hack can’t hack it.

Anorak’s Man in the Hollywood Hills is confused.

This chick’s got the inside track on all things Gosselin, giving her an advantage over every single member of the media, and she pulls a bone-head move like resigning?

This is no conflict of interest. It’s a competitive advantage!

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Posted: 23rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson Found New ‘Son’ On Holiday

jackson-sonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Is Omer Bhatti Michael Jackson’s fourth child? No. Was Michael Jackson murdered? No. Now read on…

Daily Star: “JACKO’S SON: THE TRUST – WE SOLVE RIDDLE OF LAD, 12, HE FOUND ON HOLS

Keith Bennett? No, it’s Omer Bhatti. Is he the product of a one-night stand between Jackson and Omer’s mum Pia, as the papers wondered? Does Jordan sleep on her front? Is the Pope a Scientologist? Let’s investigate:

MICHAEL Jackson did not set eyes on the boy who claims to be his secret son until a chance meeting in a holiday hotel. The good-looking youngster Omer Bhatti was 12 years old and enjoying a holiday with his parents. Jacko became besotted with the dimple-chinned lad who did imitations of his moonwalk.

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Posted: 23rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Creme Betweens Present More Smutty Food Names

HAVING brought you Cock Soup – The 28 Smuttiest Foods Ever, Old Mr Anorak’s annual stock take of the Anderson Shelter brings you Creme Betweens – food laced with innuendo:

creme-betweens

Posted: 23rd, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comment


Erin Andrews Nude Peep Show Sex Video

7579306ERIN Andrews, a blonde US sports caster who used to be cheerleader, is allegedly, the object of a sex tape, footage filmed though a – get this – peephole. Anorak’s Man in LA picks up his drill and squints anew:

Despite the dire warnings about comouter viruses being spread by viewings of the Erin Andrews nude hotel peephole videos, and threats against those who post it, we find it interesting that two days after the perverted, apparently criminal betrayal and unconscionable invasion of privacy was revealed to the world by the ESPN gals’ attorneys, the video is now easily accessible with a simple Google video search (on an official page where screengrabs have been available throughout).

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Posted: 22nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Evidence That Omer Bhatti Is Michael Jackson’s 4th Child

omer-bhatti-21MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Is Omer Bhatti Michael Jackson’s fourth child. Third child. Second child. Only child? Seventy fifth child. Anorak investigates…

The Sun: “Jacko’s 4th Child”

Gary Coleman? Nick Griffin? Rhydian Roberts? Prince Harry Windsor? Elmo?

No, it’s Omer Bhatti. Who he?

THE dancer thought to be Michael Jackson’s secret lovechild was given a seat in the FRONT ROW at the King of Pop’s memorial service, The Sun can reveal.

And everyone one else can see in the pictures of the secret sitting in the, er, front row.

Devastated Omer Bhatti, 25, sat with head bowed and wearing dark glasses alongside the star’s grieving brothers and sisters during the poignant tribute two weeks ago.

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Posted: 22nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (14)


Jack Tweed Weeps For ‘Sick And Dirty’ Sex With Lisa O’Connor

lisa-oconnorJACK Tweed, Mr Jade Goody, continues his mission to become a bona fide celebrity by telling New! magazine readers of his sex with a glamour model.

Readers don’t hear how often Jack did it, just that Jack felt “sick and dirty” – which might be a sign that it was great sex.

The mo-del, one Lisa O’Connor, 21, recently sold her story News Of The World, offering:

“I was walking through the club, minding my own business, when Jack stood in my way to stop me. He didn’t mean anything malicious, but he was definitely trying it on. I think that was his way of flirting – but he’s just not very good at it.”

Which is why before the night was out he had penetrated her.

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Posted: 21st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Sony Turns Michael Jackson’s O2 Rehearsal Into His Death Film

7107360MICHAEL Jackson Watch: AEG sells rights to Jackson’s rehearsal footage to Sony for $50million – and so the film of the death of Michael Jackson is being made. As Anorak predicted, the shows goes on.

Our Rat high in the Hollywood Hills has more on the show that will be surely billed not as a money making blockbuster, rather as a  tribute – always the tributes:

It seems like Michael Jackson’s death has single-handedly turned around the Los Angeles economy.

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Posted: 21st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Tom Cruise Kisses Victoria Beckham At LA Galaxy Match

7597049WHILE David Beckham was risking his neat hair and shaving contract by confronting fans at the LA Lakers / Galaxy/ Astros/ Hobos/ Milanos, Victoria Beckham was doing what she does best: being overdressed at the football and neglecting to answer the popular refrain from the terraces.

And she was not alone. To Sticky Vicky’s side was Tom Cruise, the celebrity Scientologist recruiter who wants to be friendly with the Beckhams.

Anorak’s Man with a Lens was at the game and has pictures of those important box scenes:

Posted: 20th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson’s Brother Tito Fingers The “Killer Doc”

6774170MICHAEL Jackson Watch: The Daily Mirror’s continued serialisation of The Thoughts and Musings of Tito Jackson (Jackson third from left) deliver the font-page screamer:

DOC SHOULD HAVE SAVED MY BROTHER.”

Grieving Tito Jackson claimed Dr Conrad Murray’s dithering as he tried to resuscitate his stricken brother wasted vital minutes that might have cost him his life.

Through the grief, Tito Jackson manages to string a new story together, and it is uttely fantastic:

I don’t know what the time lapse was between the doctor finding him and when he called paramedics. But I believe if he had immediately called for help we might still have my brother here today, he would definitely still be alive.”

What Tito Jackson doesn’t know could occupy the Mirror for weeks.

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Posted: 20th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Michael Jackson: Jermaine Jackson Says Dr Conrad Murray Is No Doctor

7544167MICHAEL Jackson Watch: YOU’VE heard from Officer La Toya Jackson of the Michael Jackson home-icide squad and glee club; you’ve heard Tito Jackson assure the Jackson Three that Michael is their daddy (or not); now listen up as Big Brother housemate emeritus Jermaine Jackson tells all.

With so many Jackson bairns, Michael Jackson will not much rest in pace but be forever ensconced in a vacuum of chatter.

In “DOC SHOULD HAVE SAVED MY BRO” Jermaine Jackson pulls on a medical coat and gives a second opinion on the many opinions thus far:

Tearful Jermaine, 54, asked of Dr Conrad Murray: “If he’s a doctor, why is Michael dead?”

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Posted: 20th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)


Peter Andre Falls From Stage

peter-andre3POP acron Peter Andre is live and singing and falling of the stage at T4 on the Beach at Weston-Super-Mare.

Reasons for his fall:

a) He slipped on the lake of tears for poor Pete?
b) With no Jordan to lean on, Pete has no ballast – he may one day blow away?
c) It’s the most entertaining part of his act and the hope is that people will flock to see him fall off some of the world’s greatest stages?
d) He walks like he sings?
e) It was a suicide attempt?
f) It’s what Michael Jackson would have wanted
g) None or all of the above.

Video and gallery

Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)


La Toya Jackson’s Musical Tribute To Michael Jackson Home-icide

la-toya-jackson-tribute-songMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Officer La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson homicide squad, has released a musical tribute to her dear dead brother Michael Jackson.

Proceeds from Home (icide) will fund the search for Michael, who was last seen dressed in a belly top and hot pants neat “Lawrence’s” house, allegedly. Or it might well be that the monies will go to AIDS Project LA, a charity that was supported by Michael Jackson, which is more likely.

Hereunder are the song and the lyrics. You don’t need to where a pure white smock to listen to it, but it might help…

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Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Michael Jackson Planned Amy Winehouse Duet

3061899MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson’s duet with Amy Winehouse, his London tribute to Peter Doherty, and police hunt for Brit in London – Britney Spears? 

Star On Sunday: “Jacko Cops hunt Brit”

Brit? Britney! Britney Spears?!

AMERICAN police were targeting London last night in a bid to solve the riddle of Michael Jackson’s death.

London, Britney’s tamed Yorkshire terrier?

Detectives from the Los Angeles Police Department are ready to spend six months hunting down the doctors who kept the star pumped full of dodgy medication over the last 25 years.

And how do Britney Spears and London Spears fit in with this?

They are especially keen to question people close to Jackson when he was “spaced out” and “stumbling” while staying at the Lanesborough Hotel near London’s Hyde Park last March.

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Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Manchester City Scout At World Snail Championships

7592634AS Manchester City buy Emmanuel Adebayor form Arsenal – and the club’s fans wait for the new owners to keep buying until they realise that a team does not need eleven new players for every match – Anorak was at the World Snail Racing Championships in Congham Church Fete, near Kings Lynn, Norfolk.

The annual event attracted around 250 entrants, with pole journeying from as far as Malawi.

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Posted: 18th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Michael Jackson’s Demise Predicted By Ebony Magazine In 1985

ebony-jackson-face-985MICHAEL Jackson Watch: In 1985, Ebony magazine mocked up a picture of what Michael Jackson would look like in 2000.

This is the same Ebony magazine that in 2007, produced Jackson as its cover girl.

On the left is what Jackson would look like. On the right is what he did look like.

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Posted: 18th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson’s Dad Used To ‘Kick Him In The Testicles’

jackson-crotchMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s Man high in the Hollywood Hills hear why Michael Jackson  was sterile, allegedly:

The stories of Michael Jackson’s sterility, and how he had to turn to a sperm bank when he wanted his then-wife Debbie Rowe to get pregnant.

But now – thanks to an interview at Radaronline.com – we know the reason for Jackson’s sterility, allegedly.

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Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (22)


FBI Scuppers Plot To Break Bernie Madoff Free From Jail

bmBERNIE Madoff is rumoured to have been the inspiration for an alleged plot to bust him out of Butner Federal Prison in North Carolina.

The plan involved five prisoners kneeling down by a wall. On their backs would kneel four more prisoners. On their backs three prisoners. And two more on their backs. Then Bernie would climb to the top and vault the wall.

Bernie’s absconding would create a vacancy to be filled by someone from the second tier who would duly ascend to the top.

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Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (7)


Michael Jackson’s Madame Tussaud’s Statue Catches Fire

jackson-and-marketing-professionalsMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson is dead and today’s tribute features the great entertainer dancing about with his head on fire in the manner of an aroused Chelsea football hooligan and a package tour to spot his remains.

No, no, Michael Jackson is not in Hell; Michael Jackson is in Heaven, we have pictures.  He is just on fire. (Rumours are that Madame Tussauds has already stuck a wick in Jackson’s waxy effigy and made ready to light it. The venue is nothing if not current.) 

And in case you were wondering you can visit Jackson in Heaven, or Neverland, or LA or in a timeshare in Praia da Luz, or wherever Jackson is because Door2Tour will take you to him. First the video tribute of the dead man burning; then the equally timeless press release:

Pay Tribute to Michael Jackson in LA with Door2Tour.com – From only £1,374 per person

It’s what he would have wanted. That Press Release:

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Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Tito Jackson Proves Michael Jackson’s Children Are His

7544071MICHAEL Jackson Watch: In which Michael Jackson’sn bother Tito proves Paris, Prince and Blanket are Jacko’s, Jackson danced for hours non-stop and murder…

Daily Mirror: “THE KIDS ARE JACKO’S”

It’s another exclusive by Oddjob wannabe Tito Jackson.

Michael Jackson is the father of his children – and Blanket is just like him, says Tito Jackson

Martin Fricker reports the facts. Tito Jackson knows. If you can’t trust a man in a bowler hat, who can you trust, Mr Bingley?

Tito Jackson insisted yesterday there is one simple test that proves his brother Michael is truly the biological father of his children.

Ask all the other men in the world? Ask Jeremy Kyle? What?

All the doubters have to do to see the likeness is look into their eyes – especially those of Jacko’s youngest Blanket. Tito said: “They are all his children. Blanket is Michael’s, I can tell. Those eyes don’t lie. Them eyes are Michael over again. I see a lot of Michael in him.”

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Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (13)


Pictures Of British Terrorist Neil Lewington’s Race War Kit

neil-lewington-faceNEIL Lewington faces lengthy jail time after being convicted of terrorism.

Neil Lewington was arrested by chance on a train on his way to strike his first blow in his racist war against the “non-British”.

Neil Lewington is a home-grown terrorist fond of a foreign ideology.

Neil Lewington defies racial profiling.

 The unemployed electrician was arrested at Lowestoft rail station in Suffolk on October 30 2008 after he had been spotted drinking and urinating in public.

He was searched and in his bag two firebombs were found.

At his home were found the “Waffen SS UK members’ handbook“.

His stash to use to cause death and injury is detailed hereunder. One questison: will all of these items now be banned from being carried on a train or bus?

Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)


Pictures Of Michael Jackson’s Track Marks

drug-legs1GIVEN that Michael Jackson allegedly took drugs, there should be no great shock in the images of the king of Pop’s legs broadcast on ABC News in America.

Viewers have their attention commended to “the discoloured needle marks and a hideous blotch on the pop legend’s legs seven years ago”.

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Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9)


Farrah Fawcett’s Cancer Diary Is Missing

farrah-fawcett4FARRAH Fawcett has died. And as the rule of celebrity death dictates, death just opens up a new chapter in their careers. Anorak’s Man in LA notices that Farrah Fawcett’s diaries are missing.

The valuable diaries written by Hollywood icon Farrah Fawcett during her transcontinental battle against cancer have mysterious gone missing, and accusations are flying about who made off with them.

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Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment