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Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Monkey Land, Fled To Lapland And A Christmas Message

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann , Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE SUN : “Xmas TV appeal in hunt for Maddie”

Will Kate McCann be asked to deliver the alternative Queen’s Speech on

Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Preacher’s Daughter Jessica Simpson, Like, Gets Religon, Sort Of

SAYS Jessica Simpson:

“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

TO the Lapland New Fores t in Dorset, where the little alcopop munchers are dandling on Santa’s arthritic a knee:

Santa : “So ho-ho what d’yer want for Christmas/XMas/Diwali/Eid/Winter solsctice/ Chanukah Christmas/ Bhodi/Present Day (delete as applicable), little

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation

JUDGE James O’Connor’s is presiding at Killorglin District Court in Kerry, Ireland.

Judge O’Connor hears defence submissions that inhalation of urine fumes could have affected breath-test results.

Solicitor Mr O’Connell argues that during the 20-minute period when the defendant

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ps And Qs: David Cameron Joins The Baby P Debate

BABY P. No rest yet. The court case has yet to be played out. The mother, step-father and lodger have yet to be sentenced.

Children’s Secretary Ed Balls has seen a report into the case. He has made his views

Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Life In The UK Is Lonelier Than Ever Before

THE research has been done and the BBC can confirm that “Life in UK ‘has become lonelier'”.

Researchers from the University of Sheffield had planned to speak with hundreds of people, but once they knocked on the door of widow

Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Halo Dinner: The Barack Obama Golden Plate Offer

NOW we own a piece of history. Can you? Yes you can!

Such is the demand the world over for Barack Obama

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Baby P: Ed Balls Statement In Full And Sun’s Failed Campaign

TOUGH luck on the Sun and its legion of campaigners. Only three people have lost their jobs over Baby P.

Sharon Shoesmith, the head of children’s services at Haringey Council, has been sacked. The council’s leader George Meehan and the

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Living Colour: A Short History Of British Television

BRITAIN was the first country in Europe to provide regular colour television broadcasts.

Early experiments in the 1950s led to the announcement in March 1966 that a fledgling service was planned.

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Flashback, Key Posts | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police Help Iraq Veteran Aspinall Atune To Broken Britain (Video)

FOLLOWING news of CCTV devices that can predict crime , Anorak hears of Lance Corporal Mark Aspinall being toughened up for life in Broken Britain by three uniformed officers in Wigan, Lancashire.

Having been beaten up, Aspinall is then hauled

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Introducing Amelie, Celebrity Kate And Xmas Marks The Spot

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann , Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE PEOPLE : “KATE: I KNOW OUR MADDIE IS ALIVE -EXCLUSIVE New worldwide appeal as McCanns face second heartbreak Xmas Star gives

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (94) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robert Fisk Leaves Indy To Write For The Daily Star

ROBERT Fisk writes for the Daily Star:

MODEL agencies are turning down sexy Miss England Laura Coleman because she is too fat. The blonde has gone up a dress size to a perfect 10. But Laura, who will take part

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Boob Job Piggy Bank

THE Boob Job piggy bank is great.

Girls can save up and when they’ve got enough money, use some glue and attach the boob bank to their chest.

The Boob Job piggy bank is rock hard, so just like

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Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Keep It Civil: Amy Winehouse’s Star-Boxed Lover Leaves Her High And Dry

BLAKE Fielder Civil confesses that it was he who got England’s sickly-sweet-smelling Amy Winehouse into drugs. The couple are past their dancing days, and this is the end:

“I dragged Amy into it and without me there is no doubt

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Shannon Matthews Christmas Gift Range

HEY, Kids. With Christmas approaching faster than a Somalian pirate with a bad case of the trots, Anorak has produced some T-shirts.

A real Anorak Bazaar will soon appear in the gigantic online shopping mall, but to whet your appetite

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sadistic Police Give Freezing Cold Drunk Women Flip-Flops

IN Devon women are being handed flip-flops by police in large black boots. It’s a woman’s right to shoes , says the Mail:

Drunk women who stagger about in high heels are to be protected – at public expense –

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The UK Really Is A Police State

DAMIAN Green is arrested well, if you arrest the Opposition, you’re bound to win an election.

The civil servant at the heart of a Whitehall leak investigation was in hiding last night as a political storm raged over the

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nicolas Sarkozy Feels A Little Prick

ONE of the more marketable things about Nicolas Sarkozy is that he is pocket sized. And this is good news for voodoo practitioners, who have fashioned a life-size replica of the French President.

One proviso to sale is that the

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mumbai’s British Terrorists Engage In Citizen Journalism

“ARE they British?” asks the Telegraph, lens focused on an image of two on the men behind the Mumbai massacre?

“Gang used Blackberrys to monitor reaction in the British press.”

One wonders what press reaction the murderous expect? Are we

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Damian Green Round Up: The Martyr, The Clunking Fist And The End Of The Commons

DAMIAN GREEN MP, the shadow immigration minister, has been arrested at his constituency home in East Kent. He was arrested for “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office”.

His “crime” is the obtaining of leaked Whitehall documents and

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Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Father’s Pop-Pee For Baby P

ANYONE not shocked and sickened by the death of Baby P , and who may be having trouble being shocked and sickened by the torture of a

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Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sheffield Rapist: Britain’s Josef Fritzl Is A Uniquely British Crime

HAVING been told that Josef Fritzl’s crimes could only happen in Austria , Ben Macintyre tells Times readers that the Sheffield man who made his

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Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Waterproof Guide To Scuba Sex

SCUBA diving sex. A how and when guide:

COUPLES often write into his column, asking for advice about how to have sex while scuba diving. Basically, although popular, scuba sex is not recommended. Potential problems include the inhalation of water

Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mirror Backs Conservative’s Slug Eating Campaign

BRIAN Reade, writing in the Mirror, says he

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Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Baby P And Me

MADELEINE MCCANN & Baby P : What Did You Do For Them, Daddy?

The mawkish reaction to Baby P’s horrific life and death

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Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (79) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0