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A Madeleine McCann Found In Panama

our-maddie4MADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news – Another Our Maddie is found in Panama…

Sunday Express: “WILL MADDY NOW BE FOUND?”

It’s the Third Summer of Our Maddie, and the Sunday Express senses hope in news that a child, now aged 8, has been found in Panama?

“New hope for girl as McCann kidnap girl returns after 6 years.”

People can come back. But is the link to Our Maddie relevant or just a cynical ploy to spin the story and create front-page sensation?

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Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (10)


Sarah Palin Presents The World’s Most Sexist Adverts

palin-killSARAH Palin is the victim of misogyny. Now Spazmo Barack Obama’s pitbull in lipstick, the woman who breeds retards – really – presents the most sexist adverts ever:

Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)


Sarah Palin Resigned Over Retarded Sex Tape

palin-dogWANT to know why Sarah Palin quit as Governor of Alaska, and wants to keep that sex tape quiet? (O0ps!) The US media knows why Palin quit. In telling readers why, the nodding heads explain why – to escape this kind of misogynistic personal abuse:

Increase Retards

In Sarah Palin’s resignation announcement she complained about the treatment of her son Trig who always teaches her life lessons. She said that the “world needs more Trigs, not fewer.” That’s a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded peopleHuffington Post, Erik Sean Nelson

Nelson achieves a new low in journalism.

Spread Downs Syndrome

She wants to spread Down syndrome. When, earlier today, Sarah expressed a desire for more “Trigs” in the world, I could not have agreed more, because Down syndrome is just too cute to be reserved for 1 in 800 births – Talking Points Memo.

Wayne Francis mines a new low in the abuse aimed at Palin

She’s Pregnant

In a discussion on CNN earlier today with Candy Crowley, Rick Sanchez says:

There have been a couple other situations that might cause someone to feel a lot of stress. But aside from those, is there anything going on with her that perhaps may lead her to want to make this decision, and the one thing that’s still left out there is, hey, could she be pregnant againInquisitr

Blood sports

Sarah Palin abruptly resigned on Friday as governor of Alaska, saying she did not want to waste her time on ”political blood sport” and would hand power to her deputy later this monthFT

President Palin

Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate who electrified her party’s campaign last year, has resigned as Alaska’s governor in a dramatic decision that has fuelled speculation she is positioning herself to run for presidentThe Guardian

She Breached Ethics

More importantly, there are rumors in Alaska that more Ethics Act charges are in the works and that there is also a more serious Federal investigation focusing on Palin during her tenure as mayor in Wasilla and the building of her home and a sports complex in Wasilla, long speculated to have been linked. It’s the one very touchy subject whenever you bring it up in the MatSu Valley. As someone who is writing a book on Palin, I can attest to the fact that there are always rumors flying about her, not all of them true, but this seems like a real possibility, especially given the timing of her announcement today – Huffington Post, Geoffrey Dunn

Such are the,er, facts.

To Cash In

Palin also has a multi-million dollar book project for Rupert Murdoch that she needs to complete in time for a spring release. That’s some serious cabbage, and there were grumblings in Alaska about the book deal as well. There will be other lucrative, high-visibility media options for her shortly down the road. Don’t be surprised to hear of one of those popping up soon. This frees her up to reach for the gold ring without her minions being able to register any complaints. In that respect, it’s a logical moveHuffington Post, Geoffrey Dunn

A book? Yes, like the one Geffrey Dunn is writing about how much he, er, knows about Sarah Palin.

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Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (8)


Megan Fox Makes Michael Bay Look Young And Dumb

megan-foxMEGAN Fox opens her mouth and to prove they are not staring at her cleavage, hacks takes down every word she says.

Editors print it because what Megan Fox says can be illustrated with a picture of her skin.

Now, Megan Fox says her Transformers’ director Michael Bay created a film “not about acting”.

Says Bay:

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do…”

Bay is 44 years young. Says he:

“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys.”

Really?

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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Inside Michael Jackson’s New Neverland Theme Park

jackson-neverlandMICHAEL Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is to be turned into a theme park. The old rides are gone and the news rides are being installed. Anorak brings you an exclusive look inside:

The Ten Best Things To See And Do at the Neverland Theme Park

Nemesis – Face your Nemesis. This intense ride takes you through shopping malls as an animatronic Martin Bashir asks you questions. Will you break it – or will it break you?

The Hit Parade – Walk down Main Street USA and listen as the people scream “Paedo!” and “Weirdo!” As you walk, yellow squares in the road light up. Tread on the wrong squares and fall into the Gary Glitter Bargain Bucket. Tread on the right squares and the world dances with you.

Oblivion – Face your fears. You know you shouldn’t look down, but you won’t be able to stop yourself taking a peek at the colossal vertical drop from the highs of Thriller to the lows of the Brit Awards.

Hall of Wax – Wander though the Hall of Wax and experience Michael Jackson in his many guises. The tour ends in the Hot Wax Surgery where you can buy supple balls of molten wax and make your own Wacko Jacko.

Leave Me Alone! – Something for mum and dad. Sit junior on Jackson’s knee and try to win big cash prizes. Sit the child wrongly and junior comes away with only a cherished memory. Sit him or her on the ‘Thriller’, and – Kapow! – money pours from Jackson’s orifices like sweat off a doctor’s brow.

On The Wall – Have your face digitally entered into that famous picture of Jackson at Liza Minelli’s wedding to David Gest. Hang it over a radiator or open fire and have everyone think you’re melting.

It’s A Small World After All – Take a DNA test and see if you are Michael Jackson’s child. Since Jackson died we are now each of us no more than Five Degrees Separated from Michael Jackson. Fact.

I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles – Sing-a-long with a millions Jackson look-alikes – one may even be him!

I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune’s always hiding,
I’ve looked everywhere,
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

Jesus Juice Bar – Take holy communion over an injection of Jesus Juice in the Jesus Juice Bar.

Where’s Jacko? – As you wonder about Neverland look out for Michael Jackson. Jackson can appear as a small boy, a confused teen, a man-child or even a 20-year-dead  masked mummy lying in a four-poster bed propped up on back issues of Melody Maker.

Michael Jackson Funeral Guest List: Pictures
Michael Jackson’s Last Will In Full
Michael Jackson’s Secret Lover Revealed
Michael Jackson Presents More World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos
Michael Jackson: CNN Raises Questions About Bubbles’ Parentage
Elton John Outsells Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson’s Nurse Denies Stomach Pump Claims

Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


The Best Michael Jackson Cover Versions

MICHAEL Jackson is dead. But the concert must go on. Bring on the Michael Jacksons and the impersonators. Cue the acts who did it their way. Anorak presents the Best Michael Jackson Cover Versions Ever – it being what he would have wanted:

Shine Head – Billie Jean

Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Madeleine McCann OCD: Man Suffers From Our Maddie Fear

fear-mccannMADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news – A man contracts Our Maddie Compulsive Disorder…

IN Maddie and Me, David Lowe delivers news on how the disappearance of a child affected one man:

Maddie horror made my OCD so bad that I thought patting my little girl would stop her being snatched

Bang! Bang! Bang!

HAMMERING on the locked holiday hire car, Ben Gander yelled at his wife to open up and let him hold their little daughter. But as a deranged victim of obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), the young father did not just want a cuddle.

Crikey! A new suspect? Or is Mr Gander sign as every parent should – showing how much they care? As the Sun said in a front-page headline: “We Share Your Pain.”

Mr Gander realised he was mentally unwell. What of those others who emoted about Our Maddie in a public display of grief, those who sought to use the story to promote their vested interest? They did nothing help to solve the case nor enlarge any debate on missing children?  The McCanns’ loss is a nationalised trauma.

Mr Gander:

He believed that only by touching baby Freya would he prevent her disappearing like Madeleine McCann, who had vanished three months before the Ganders’ trip to France in 2007.

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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (2)


Michael Jackson Tried To Buy Octomum Nadya Suleman’s Children

nadya-suleman-octomum-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Funeral tickets for sale, Jackson adopts Octomum’s kidz and Debbie Rowe floats her boat…

The Sun: R.I.P. OFF – Fans fury at plan to sell £15 tickets for Jacko funeral”
Or as it says elsewhere in the Sun:

Watch Jacko’s final show here

Live!

Daily Star: “JACKO IS BACKO”

Michael Jackson has left enough new songs for at least 30 new albums. One of the bosses at his record company revealed that the king of pop left “a mountain of dozens and dozens” of unreleased recordings in the vaults.

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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson Bought Drugs As Jack London, Omar Arnold, Barack Obama And Pete Doherty

michael-jackson-drugsMICHAEL Jackson Watch: TMZ reports that Michael Jackson frequently used the names Omar Arnold and Jack London to get powerful drugs, including Demerol”.

Anorak hears rumours that Jackson also used the names Neda Soltan, Neda Soltani, Madeleine McCann, Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo (that enough?), Secret Sex Video, Angelina Jolie Naked (the SEO says keep going), Brad Pitt, Barack Obama and Prince Harry Windsor. (Enough, this isn’t the Liverpool Post, The Guardian or Habitat.)

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Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson Presents More World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos

jackson-tatMICHAEL Jackson has inspired a rash of tattoos. And Jackson now presents More of The World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos:

Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson Attraction: The Ten Best Neverland Experiences

neverland1MICHAEL Jackson Watch : NEVERLAND is where many media people are choosing to spend their summer vacation.

In addition to Matt Lauer anchoring the Today show from Neverland Ranch tomorrow, CNN’s Larry King will host his show from the ranch in Los Olivos, CA tomorrow night. CNN says King is being granted special access inside the house as well as touring the property. ABC’s Cynthia McFadden is also heading to California and will anchor “Nightline” from Neverland tomorrow night.

Sky will be live in Neverland, and the BBC will have a large contingent of reporters and freelancers at the resort to tell viewers how the media are obsessed with the Michael Jackson story. And enjoy the wonder of Neverland, the world’s foremost theme park and living grave.

The Ten Best Things To See And Do at Neverland

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Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson’s Secret Lover Revealed

michael-jackson-loverMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson’s former bodyguard Matt Fiddes tells of Jackson’s secret lover and drugs; and Diana Ross is the Jackson daddy reincarnated…

Sky: “Drugs Hell And Secret Love Of Michael Jackson”

Michael Jackson had a long-standing secret girlfriend and died from drugs supplied by unscrupulous doctors, his bodyguard has told sky news.

Girlfriend. So Matt, having introduced the secret lover, who is she?

“I’m not going to name who she is but I think the family were aware that there was someone special in his life who he loved and adored and had his ups and downs with.”

Thanks for sharing it with us, Matt.

“I don’t know how long they’ve been a couple. I know she’s been with him for some time in different capacities but… it’s up to her if she wants it to come out or the family to speak about this very private information.”

Don’t worry, Matt, we’ll keep schtum. This is just between us. Anything else?

I never witnessed him actually taking drugs but I knew they were there and I confiscated packages, and Uri [Geller] did too.”

Drugs found at popstars home! Who would have thought it?

“The doctor had such an influence over Michael that we felt our efforts were falling on deaf ears.”

Well, he is the doctor. You are the bodyguard. And Geller is the man who can bend spoons. Jackson might have been of sound mind after all?

“As far as I’m concerned they have Michael’s blood on their hands, they know what they’ve done and there’s people out there who could have helped, could have stepped in but didn’t for financial reasons.

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Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)


Michael Jackson’s Last Will In Full

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MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson’s last will in full…

MICHAEL Jackson’s will, made on July 7, 2002, hands his entire estate to the Michael Jackson Family Trust for his children. It also names his mother Katherine Jackson as the children’s guardian.

Should she not be able to care for them, the children should be cared for by Diana Ross.

His estate is said to be worth $500 million. And there is no mention made of Jackson’s former wife Debbie Rowe or his father Joe Jackson.

Jackson’s estate is made up of “non-cash, non-liquid assets, including primarily an interest in a catalogue of music royalty rights which is currently being administered by Sony ATV, and the interests of various entities”.

In a statement, co-executors of the will Mr John Branca and Mr John McClain said:

“The most important element of Michael’s will is his unwavering desire that his mother, Katherine, become the legal guardian for his three children. As we work to carry out Michael’s instructions to safeguard both the future of his children as well as the remarkable legacy he left us as an artist we ask that all matters involving his estate be handled with the dignity and the respect that Michael and his family deserve.”

See OK! magazine

The Will In Full:


Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Elton John Outsells Michael Jackson

elton-john-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak brings you that OK! magazine souvenir issue…

OK!’s “official” tribute issue to Michael Jackson should not be confused with those downmarket unofficial tribute issues that fail to feature a picture of the dying signer on their cover.

Only OK! cares enough to equip a picture of a dying man with the legend “IN LOVING MEMORY”.

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Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Michael Jackson Funeral Guest List: Pictures

michael-jackson-funeralMICHAEL Jackson Wach: Exclusive details of Jackson’s fairytale funeral guest list:

Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoos: Gallery

jodie_marsh-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson is dead. But Michael Jackson lives on on buttocks, arms, breasts, Jodie Marsh and, in time, a laser surgery. Anorak presents The Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoo Gallery:

Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


OK! Pays $500,000 For Picture Of Dying Michael Jackson

michael-jackson-death-picureMICHAEL Jackson Watch: OK! pays $500,000 for picture of a dying Michael Jackson. Look out for Jackson mouthing the words “Princess Diana” as he fades away.

OK! magazine has paid $500,000 to feature the image of a dying Michael Jackson on its cover.

Media Week has more:

Sarah Ivens, OK!’s editorial director, said she thought the photo of the dying Jackson would differentiate the title from the rash of tribute-style covers that have begun hitting newsstands this week.

“It’s a photo that captures the surprise and the upset and the moment of this breaking news story,” Ivens said. “I hope the cover will provoke readers. It celebrated the man, but it also does expose that he was an eccentric character who lived a very controversial life.”

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Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (39)


Michael Jackson’s Son Prince Michael II ‘Fathered’ By Al Malnik

jackson-front-pagesMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson’s drug habit, foul play in death and Al Malnik is the Jackson daddy…

The Sun: “Full of life, just 2 days from death

Lyndsey Haywood says:

HE looks in incredible form strutting his stuff on stage — but two days later Michael Jackson was dead.

You can tell a lot from a stylised picture. But if the picure lies, then the words back up the notion that Jackson was on top form:

A source who watched Jacko’s final rehearsal in LA said: “Michael was in better form than for years. He was preparing for what would have been an absolutely incredible show. He was laughing and joking with his dancers. He seemed to have so much energy — it’s hard to believe that 48 hours later he was dead.”

The show will go on! But what’s Jackson’s secret?

The Sun: “Jacko blew £30k a month on drugs

DESPERATE Michael Jackson was spending £30,000 a month on prescription drugs, it was reported yesterday.

The ailing Thriller star was said to have consumed “mountains of medication” as he battled numerous disorders in the year leading up to his death.

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Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson’s 50 London Concerts Will Go Ahead

michael-jackson-02MICHAEL Jackson WatchMichael Jackson’s 50-date concert tour at London’s 02 Centre will go ahead!

Still got those tickets to see Michael Jackson at the 02 oxygen tent, kids?

Organisers behind the 50 Michael Jackson concerts in London have begun plans to hold a series of tribute concerts to the star, it has been reported. U.S. entertainment company AEG Live has approached performers over a possible live show dedicated to the memory of the King of Pop.

With so many Jackson look-alikes – some looking more like Jackson than Jackson looked like Jackson, whose face was a moving target for impersonators – the show can go on. And it will be quite some show:

It was an amazing show. The thing was just days away from being perfected. It was incredible,” said magician Ed Alonzo, who was hired to work on the production. “Even though it was just a walk-through with the dancers, his moves were dead-on—the same Michael Jackson we [saw] through the years in music videos.”

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Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Man Cleared Of Girls Aloud Thought Crime

girls-aloudMAN cleared of Girls Aloud Thought Crime against Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh.

DARRYN Walker has been cleared of committing a thought crime after he wrote an internet article imagining that Girls Aloud – Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh – had been kidnapped, raped, mutilated and murdered.

This is not pictorial matter but the written word. It’s not even a cartoon, doodle or photoshop, all of which can a result in arrest.

Having been charged under the terms of the Obscene Publications Act, Walker appeared at Newcastle Crown Court to argue that the article could only be found by those looking for specific material.

Mr Walker creation, Girls (Scream) Aloud, was shown to police by something called the Internet Watch Foundation, a independent self-regulatory body that seeks to “report potentially illegal online content within our remit and to be the ‘notice and take-down’ body for this content.

This sounds not enough unlike vigilantes policing the web beat, telling you what you can and cannot see.

The Obscene Publications Unit is dedicated to targeting those persons manufacturing and distributing obscene material through a number of sources including shops, mail order, complex distribution networks and the Internet. Particular attention is focused on the most extreme and or exploitative material.

So here is Walker being arrested at his home by officers from the Obscene Publications Unit. It is February 2008.

Almost one and half years later Walker gets to defend himself in court. And he hears David Perry QC, prosecuting, opine:

“A crucial aspect of the reasoning that led to the instigation of these proceedings was that the article in question, which was posted on the internet, was accessible to people who were particularly vulnerable – young people who were interested in a particular pop music group.

“It was this that distinguished this case from other material available on the internet.

“The CPS concluded, with the benefit of counsel’s advice, there was a realistic prospect of conviction.”

So, someone looking for Girls Aloud tickets, say, might see the article, read it and become distressed? They may even be triggered to live out one man’s fantasy and to commit crime?

In court, a consultant psychiatrist opines that it is “baseless” even to suggest that reading the story could turn the readers into a sexual deviant.

“He had written what he had described as an adult celebrity parody and was only meant to be for an audience of like-minded people. As soon as he was aware of the upset and fuss that had been created, he took steps himself to take the article off the website.”

But then the thought police stepped in and arrested him.

Judge Esmond Faulks listens and returns a not guilty verdict to the charge of publishing an obscene article.

Mr Walker is free to go. He may even be free to think. For now…

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Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)


National Enquirer Correctly Predicted Michael Jackson’s Death

jackson-six-months-to-liveThe National Enquirer Correctly Predicted Jackson’s Death.

THANKS to CCN, Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News alert system, none of you missed out on knowing that Michael Jackson had died. Some of you heard the knews minutes before Jackson died; others months in advance.

WARNING: CCN is not affiliated with CCN 24, which announces the deaths of celebrities all day every day in the hope that once it will be bang on the money and announce a star’s death at the exact moment they actually die.

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Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Michael Jackson Was Totally Bald

jackson-front-pagesMICHAEL Jackson WatchMichael Jackson’s bald head, fragile body and 200 songs worth £60 million.

The Sun: Jacko’s Autopsy

  • Four jabs into singer’s heart
  • Broken ribs and bruises
  • Starved and totally bald

8st 1oz, no food just pills in his stomach, bald, bruised, his ribs broken by CPR, 4 needle wounds near his heart…

It’s the Michael Jackson recipe. Add scars from “at leasts 13” cosmetic surgery operations and you have your very own effigy. Forget the man and his music – the Sun is still enjoying the freak show.

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Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


The Ten Best Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theories

jackson-kills-internetMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson was killed by TMZ, Twitter and Iran. he is also not dead. Anorak presents the Ten Best Michael Jackson Death Theories, following the Five Craziest Michael Jackson Death Theories.

1. TMZ triggered his death

Twitter user bloggerheads says: “TMZ story was not true, but the media bandwagon gained so much momentum they had to covertly kill him.”

More on that here.

2. A new identity as an Osama bin Laden impersonator

Millions in debt and realises that he can’t deliver on a 50-gig comeback tour, so he fakes his death, assumes a new identity (which he’s been trying to achieve for many years) and disappears?”

3. Faked death to boost album sales

A post from ‘Cascade’ on selectsmart opines: “He faked his death because he knew he’d make a hell of a lot more money dead than alive.

“He’s now on the CIA payroll working with Elvis and Hoffa.”

4. Princess Diana needed a new dance partner.

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Posted: 28th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Michael Jackson Hid Cash In Garbage Bags

sunday-jackson-homeMICHAEL Jackson WatchMichael Jackson’s hidden cash and watching the children…

THE British tabloids continue to lead with Michael Jackson, who though out of view and dead continues to fascinate for every reason other than his music.

The Star begins the years-long gawp at the Jackson Three, Jackson’s children who are said to be missing their father. Who knew?

His manager spoke movingly of how Jackson’s daughter Paris, 11, cried ‘No, no, Daddy, no!’ when he broke the news of her father’s death.

The Star’s sister paper, The Express, also looks at the children, softening the blow of them losing a parent by embroiling them in a “War

Meanwhile as Debbie Rowe, the star’s ex wife and mother to two of his children, vowed to fight for ¬custody of son Prince Michael I, 12, and daughter Paris, 11, the Jackson family said the children wanted to remain with his parents, Katherine and Joe, both 79. Jackson’s youngest child, Prince Michael II, whose surrogate mother has never been named, also wants to stay at the family home in Encino, LA.

The older children have no relationship with Rowe, who signed over parental rights for a $4.2million payout a decade ago.

The Sunday Mirror manages to mix the metaphors and say that Jackson was “jabbed in the heart”, literally.

Michael Jackson was injected in the heart with a shot of adrenaline as his doctor desperately tried to bring him back to life. Dr Conrad Murray is believed to have plunged the syringe into Jacko’s chest in a scene reminiscent of Hollywood movie Pulp Fiction.

Fact and fiction – can you tell the difference?

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Posted: 28th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson Dies Without His Nose On

michael-jackson-noseMICHAEL Jackson has died without his nose on. This news is brought to you by CCN – Celebrity Cancer News – Anorak’s media alert system that keeps you news vultures on top of doom and gloom.

As Anorak’s Man in LA Reports:

Entertainment Tonight is running and distributing what’s billed as Michael Jackson’s final photo, which is slightly misleading as it depicts Jacko’s lifeless corpse being wheeled into UCLA Medical Center. A study of the photo reveals one detail that’s yet to be commented on: Michael Jackson is missing the tip of his nose.

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Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (86)