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Gordon Ramsay’s Mum Says She Never Called Him
IN the Mail, you can read, “How Gordon Ramsay’s ‘disgusted’ mother made him apologise for ‘pig’ insults to Australian TV girl.”
Speaking to Australian media, he admitted he had received a heated ‘please explain’ phone call from his mother, still in the UK.
‘She was disgusted and she wanted to know what actually happened,’ Ramsay told the Herald Sun.
‘When your mum rings you and starts giving you a bollocking down the telephone then of course you start to get the picture.’
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Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Pictures Of James W Von Brunn At Holocaust Museum
IN Washington DC’s white supremacist James W Von Brunn has murdered a guard at the Holocaust Museum. Anorak has a picture of the killer.
The fatally injured security guard was identified by police as 39-year-old Stephen Tyrone Johns of Temple Hills, Md. He and Brunn were both taken to George Washington University Hospital. Johns died at the hospital, authorities said later, and von Brunn was reported to be in critical condition. A third person sustained minor injuries, police said.
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Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
Big Brother’s Angel McKenzie Punches Model in Face: Video
ANGEL McKenzie, the Big Brother agonist with the look of a pre-menstrual Shannon Doherty miming to Take That’s Mark Owen while staring at her face reflected in a stainless steel kettle has boxed in a ring.
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Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Fascist BNP And Anti-Fascists Fascists
THE BNP are an odious bunch. But they were voted in. And now their monocular leader Nick Griffin has been hit by an egg – a good egg hitting the bad egg, puns the Sun.
But what of the egg chuckers? Listen to them speak and then wonder if their garbled argument is as fascistic as the fascists:
Donna Guthrie from Unite Against Facism has spoken to the BBC:
And this from Martin Smith:
The bad egg good egg:
Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (7)
Jordan and Peter Andre Divorce Is Off
JORDAN and Peter Andre are not getting a divorce. “Jordan Divorce is off,” says the Star on its front page.
Who would never have guessed it? Well, OK you cynics would have. The PRs would have. But it’s a big shock to Katie and Peter who were heading into divorce court like an Oompah Loompah sat astride two giant space hoppers.
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Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Big Brother’s Noirin Kelly Was On MTV’s The Real World
BIG Brother’s Noirin Kelly appeared on MTV’s The Real World Sydney in 2007.
It seems that Big Brother really has run out of contestants, featuring as it now does Page 3 stunna Sophie Reade, Page 3 stunna’s lover Kris Donnelly, Indian national Sree Dasari, Russian Angel McKenzie, Brazilian Rodrigo Lopes, FHM high street honey Karly Ashworth, and American Cairon Austin-Hill.
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Posted: 9th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Susan Boyle At Live Sex Show
VIRGIN SUSAN Boyle is “ready to do it.”
The Sun’s COLIN ROBERTSON says “Virgin” SuBo is going to do it “LIVE”.
After recovering from exhaustion she talked to show bosses and told them: “Get me on the stage.”
“Virgin” Susan Boyle is ready to “it” “live” on a “stage”.
She is now desperate to be on the tour, which starts in Birmingham on Friday. Boss Simon Cowell has secured her a slot and tour insiders say she is “highly likely” to perform. But he has insisted she can pull out at any time if she feels under too much pressure.
Simon Cowell has “secured her a slot”. Simon Cowell fought for her. He said, “No, the break dancers, the other break dancers and the weeping child can all move along the school bench for SuBo to squeeze in.
All that remains to be told is who Susan Boyle is going to be doing “it” with?
And here Robertson really does have some sensation. Having created an image of family telly star SuBo in a live sex show, the Sun equips a picture of a man carrying a jacket draped over a basket with the caption:
“Reunited … SuBo’s cat pebbles.”
Might it be that Pebbles is not a feline, rather a pet name for SuBo’s purring lover?
In which case, she might not be the virgin the Sun bills her as, nor an angel, nor even all that hairy – and we can check that out during her live bed show…
Posted: 8th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Al Gore’s Laura Ling And Euna Lee Get 12 Years
LAURA Ling and Euna Lee, reporters for Al Gore’s TV Current, have been found guilty of illegal entry into north Korea from China and sentenced to 12 years hard labour.
Al Gore makes no comment.
Ling and Lee were reporting on the trafficking of North Korean women. Or perhps they wanted to gain access to north Korea and see if the land of the midday blackout points the way ahead for climate change activists.
Arthur Bruzzone has more:
There were many comments to my April 21, 2009 post when I criticized Gore for failing to speak out on behalf of his journalists. Several irate readers assured us that negotiations were occurring behind the scenes.
Then on June 4, 2009 Reuters reported that the U.S. might send former vice president Al Gore to Pyongyang in order to negotiate the release of two American journalists on trial in North Korea for illegal entry.
Too little and too late.
There’s been a virtual news blackout at Gore’s TV Current, his on-line TV station has suppressed readers’ comments, refused to report the story about his own reporters. TV Current even posted a guard to keep the press out, as reported by the SF Weekly.
Meanwhile, two Al Goreans are looking at how yolk and fear and increase productity to at least three loaves of bread a week…
Spotter: Tim Blair
Posted: 8th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)
A Day in The Life Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt: Pictures
ANGELINA JOLIE and Brad Pitt are famous for harvesting children and being famously photogenic…
A day in their life goes like this – that day is June 7, 2009:
MORNING: Brad and Ange Marry:
ANGE: OK, LET’S WED
Dean Piper, of the Daily Mirror, tells us –
Jolie & Pitt to marry to quash rift rumours
Posted: 7th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Gordon Brown Renames Omaha Beach “Obama Beach”
OBAMA Beach. Not Omaha Beach. Obama Beach Video.
Dear Gordon Brown,
For your own health and well being, go now.
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Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Gordon Brown Salutes D-Day On ‘Obama Beach’
GORDON Brown pleads with Barack Obama to support him. Let us pray on “Obama Beach”, venue of D-Day landings and deeds heroic…
Listen to Gordon Brown creep to the man who won world War II:
Altogether now – make us proud…
There’ll be blue birds over the white cliffs of Obama…
Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3)
Big Brother Sophie Reade Eyes Ronaldo’s Flake
BUSTY Big Brother agonist Sophie Reade says “her dream fella is Man U’s Cristiano Ronaldo”.
But their coupling will never work. The endless fights over who gets the Touche Eclat first; the moody silences as Ron wins the Gillette for Legs contract; the fact that she can keep not one but two balls in the air for hours at a time…
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Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Obama Draws Cartoon Of The Prophet
OBAMA The Messiah has journeyed to the Middle East and been reborn:
Newsweek editor Evan Thomas explains:
“I mean in a way Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God.”
Time magazine is more sober and delivers unto you:
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Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Raymond Hewlett Saw Madeleine McCann Alive
MADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news – Raymond Hewlett says he saw Our Maddie alive…
The Sun: “Brit paedo: I did see Maddie”
Harry Haydon hears from Raymond Hewlett, the man billed as the “Maddie Paedo”.
FUGITIVE British paedophile Raymond Hewlett has sensationally claimed he saw missing Madeleine McCann TWICE before she disappeared.
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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (56)
Big Brother Contestants Can Sue For Wrongful Dismissal
NEVER let it be said that Big Brother and all other reality TV is not hard work – at least never let it be said in France, where reality TV agonist are salaried workers.
Reality TV is no longer slice of life stuff, allowing the viewer to spy on one of the reaple (real people) meandering through life between fridge, bed and telly. Reality TV is proper work.
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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Susan Boyle Sings At Demi Moore’s Wedding
SUSAN Boyle is out of The Priory and it’s on with Part III of the plan to see if you can milk a Hairy Angel?
In “SUE MUCH BETTER”, the Mirror’s Mark Jefferies says,
“BOYLE LEAVES THE PRIORY TO BE REUNITED WITH HER PRECIOUS CAT.”
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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Big Brother Freddie Fisher’s Porn Shockzzzzzzz
ONLY two newspapers lead with Big Brother: The Sun (pictures in the left-hand column of a few of the sluttier-looking housemates) and the Star, which ignores news of the House of Commons and calls for Gordon Brown to be booted out of Number 10 with an entire publication given over to “BIG BROTHER BONKERS”.
Screams the Star:
“Every one a sex-starved nutter.”
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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
What Happened To All The Big Brother Winners
BIG Brother looms like a prisoner over his bucket.
But while the 16 contestants taking part in the 10th series of Big Brother settle in, we take a look at the past winners.
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Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Susan Boyle’s Engagement Ring
OF all the clinics in all the world, Susan Boyle had to walk into The Priory.
The North London rehab hang out can be reached by a paparazzo in half an hour from China Whites and slightly longer from Faces, the Essex slap and pap venue.
Good for SuBo PR, but less good for Pebbles, Susan Boyle’s live-in cat that must travel from afar to see his mistress.
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Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Nilanti Narain Is Savita Bhabhi: Gallery
NILANTI NARAIN is Indian comic book porn star Savita Bhabhi made flesh and, well, more flesh. And some more flesh.
When the film of the comics comes to be made, Nilanti Narain’s a shoo-in for the lead role – with well-placed plant pots and 1950s trombones-style slides.
Think British porn’s Confessions Of... series, with an Indian Robin Askwith’s bottom going up and down to zany sound effects and yelps of delight:
Here’s the gallery- NSFW:
Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Farrah Fawcett ‘Banned’ From Seeing German Doctor
FARRAH Fawcett’s Celebrity Cancer continues to interest Anorak’s Man in LA:
EXCLUSIVE: Farrah Fawcett’s friends say Ryan O’Neal won’t let her see the German doctor who treated her cancer and extended her life
Farrah Fawcett’s Hollywood friends say Ryan O’Neal is stopping the iconic actress’s German doctor from treating or visiting her in what appears to be the final stages of her battle with cancer, and denying the Hollywood legend one last chance at survival.
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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (15)
Susan Boyle: Susan’s Imaginary Friend
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news – Susan Boyle’s imaginary friend, Simon Cowell calls and Max Clifford promises…
Daily Mirror (front page): “Simon backs Susan”
“SI’LL BE THERE FOR SU”
Mark Jefferies and Maggie Barry learn that Simon Cowell, the man who made Susan Boyle – and who will make from Susan Boyle – wants her to do well.
Simon Cowell has personally called Susan Boyle to tell her: “Whatever you decide, I will support you unconditionally.”
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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Adam Lambert Comes Out On Perez Hilton
PEREZ Hilton, the Osmond Family-Elton John chimera, says American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is going to come out and announce he is gay.
As revelations go this one’s right up with news that Jordan sleeps on her back, MPs are vain self-serving egomaniacs and the world ends on Decemeber 2, 2016. Says Hilton:
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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Borat And Bruno: Waxed Or Shaved Gallery
SACHA Baron Cohen is versatile – as Borat he was as hairy as a singing angel. As Bruno he is smoother than a cue ball.
The gallery is not all that safe for work:
Borat crosses his legs and knits a vest
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Farrah Fawcett’s Love Letter Fight
FARRAH FAWCETT’S celebrity cancer – on Celebrity Cancer News – is being watched by Anorak’s Man in LA.
In “Farrah Fawcett’s business partner and college beau fights visit ban by inundating Ryan O’Neal with Farrah fans’ cards and letters” he tells us:
As the Farrah Fawcett cancer plays out behind closed doors in a Beverly Hills area high-rise, one of her lifelong friends who’ve been denied access to her is striking back at her caretakers in a most unusual way.
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Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
