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Play The Susan Boyle Video Game
SUSAN Boyle has a video game. It’s not a make-up/ dress-up game, in which you get to turn a beautiful blonde stunna (Susan’s real name is Armani Dolce – pictures) and with an Anorak Frump Suit, fight wig and Comfi-Smock create your own Susan Boyle.
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Madeleine McCann: The Third Summer of Maddy
IT’S the media’s Third Summer of Madeleine McCann – and the current subject is Raymond Hewlett…
Mirror (front page): “TRACE HIS CALLS.”
Ryan Parry and Stephen Moyes are in Aachen, Germany, where Raymond Hewlett is undergoing treatment for throat cancer.
Madeleine McCann cops ask couple who raised alarm about paedophile Ray Hewlett if they have his mobile number
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (32)
Susan Boyle Watch: Susan Plays Bagpipes (Video)
SUSAN Boyle Watch: in which Susan Boyle signs another song for well over a minute and teaches us a political and moral lesson…
Daily Mail (front page): VOICE OF AN ANGEL – Susan stuns us all again”
Daily Express (front page): “SUSAN SAILS INTO FINAL”
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (17)
Exclusive: New Witness To MPs Expenses Claims Tells All
MORE on the MPs’ expenses claim scandal as
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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2)
Katie Price Begs Peter Andre To Come Back
DAY 12 of the Katie Price – Peter Andre divorce mnaster class, and says Katie Price of her Peter Andre:
“I want Pete back.”
Says Katie Price in the News of the World:
“I’ll take Pete back tomorrow. I’ll drop the divorce if he gives me another chance.”
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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Madeleine McCann: Three New British Suspects
IT’S the media’s Summer of Maddy – and the media is watching the McCanns’ detectives watching “paedo” Raymond Hewlett…
In the News of the World, Keith Gladdis delivers:
“Maddie suspect’s past fits crime“
Says the cracker:
A COP who interrogated Madeleine McCann suspect Raymond Hewlett says the case carries all the hallmarks of the sick sex beast.
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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (12)
Trudi Styler’s “Occasional Use Of Private Aviation Fuel”
MRS Sting, Trudi Styler, tells the Guardian that she is angered and saddened about stories on her “occasional use of private aviation fuel”:
Given the Guardian’s reputation for a positive stance on the environment, I was angered and saddened by the cheap and scathing tone of your “Lost in showbiz” article about me.
It sought to demolish my credibility as an environmental campaigner by laying charges of hypocrisy against my readily admitted occasional use of private aviation fuel as well as many (less reported) flights on scheduled commercial flights.
The piece is headlined:
It is not hypocritical to fly if I’m campaigning for the environment
And teaches us:
Each year I fly thousands of miles to campaign for environmental change. It would have been inconceivable to raise tens of millions of pounds for the Rainforest Foundation – which protects the forests and their indigenous people and of which I was a joint founder 21 years ago – on horseback. It would have been similarly impracticable to have served as a global Unicef ambassador on a bicycle.
Help Truly Trudi change the environment by taking her message to the beaches of Spain, Italy, Florida and Greece this summer…
Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Pakistan Cricket On Stumps And Shoaib’s Genital Viral Warts
THE Pakistan Cricket Board announces that Shoaib Akhtar – the Rawalpindi Express – will not be bowling at the World Twenty20 on account of his discreet matter:
The PCB has withdrawn Shoaib Akhtar from the 15-man squad for next month’s World Twenty20, saying – in an unusually revealing statement – that he had been diagnosed with genital viral warts.
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Katie Price Divorce: Peter Andre Meets The Clintons
KATIE Price has secured the services of Fiona Shackleton. Price’s divorce from Peter Andre looks to be on.
As the Star puts it:
Kate has ordered ruthless Shackleton, 52, to protect her money and custody rights to her three children. And she has told pals she believes the top brief is the “perfect partner” to help turn the screw on estranged husband Peter.
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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Madeleine McCann, Raymond Hewlett And Suspect Evidence
IT’S brewing up for Summer of Madeleine McCann in the media.
Yesterday the Sun (“MADDIE PEADO SUSPECT”) and Mail (“A NEW BRITISH SUSPECT”) led with news of a new line of enquiry. The Mirror went further and named “paedophile” Raymond Hewlett.
Hewlett is said to look like the picture of a suspect. But how many men don’t look like one of the suspects?
Clarence Mitchell has spoken of “operational issues” and that Mr Hewlett was of “interest to the investigation”. It is the language of the police adopted by a PR.
Hewlett told the paper that he is innocent. He says he was at a market 30 miles from Praia da Luz at the time when Madeleine McCann vanished. He then went to his “base” at Tavia, “an hour’s drive from Praia.
So the Mirror will leave a man alone – leave him to the investigators. Or…
The Mirror: “MADELEINE POLICE PAEDO QUIZ”
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Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (15)
Hitler Used To Sell Turkish Tea
ADVERTISING gives you a free blonde with every organ donated – and now you get to murder Jews, Slavs, Britishers and gypsies without any stress or worry that you’re not doing it quick enough thanks to a calming cup of Turkish tea.
Take tea with your Hitler dolly.
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Baby P’s Mother Letter In Full: Gallery
THE mother of Baby P is awaiting sentence. She writes a letter to the judge. he reads:
“I am sorry for all the pain and suffering my failure has led to.
“I can only hope and pray my family, my ex-husband included, can one day forgive me of my mistakes. However, I know I can’t forgive myself of my shortcomings. I am truly sorry.”
This letter shows her to be of sound mind. If it was meant to elicit sympathy, it fails. It is damning…
Perhaps now the Sun can put aside its opportunistic campaign against the social workers to concentrate its report on the guilty? Remember that grave grab?
Baby P was the baby of hearts. A pet cause. Baby P – Where were you? Baby P – P is for Politics. The Baby P brand. Baby P sells paper: Three Baby Ps A Week, Every Week!
Baby P: Sharon Shoesmith’s Torture And the Sun’s Grave Grab
Baby P Grew Into A Feral Parasite Infesting Our Streets.
How The Sun Might Cost Haringey Over Baby P
Baby P: Too Late For Ed Balls But Gordon Brown Can Still Save Him
Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (14)
Barack Obama’s Secret Picture Gallery
BARACK Obama is transparent. He is almost see through. If you hold him up to the light you just see more light.
Now Anorak has chanced upon the Secret Barack Obama picture gallery – shots of the real Obama at work…
Look at them all and be amazed – questions later:
Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Katie Price And Me: The Other Women Tell All
WANT to know what Ulrika Jonsson thinks of Katie Price and Peter Andre – “the split that ROCKED showbiz”?
THE other story in the Katie Price – Peter Andre split is Katie & Me – a narrative featuring any number of jobbing celebrities applying to give their views on the big story.
First up is Katie’s “former love rival” Mel B, aka Scary Spice.
The ex-Spice Girl – who dated Peter 12 years ago – urged the singer not to throw his marriage away, saying: “Please take Katie back.”
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Swine Flu Mutates To Ducks
DUCKS are big news right now. Swine flu has yet to mutate into duck flu. The big duck news is to do with – get this – bills. It’s Swine Fever.
There’s Sir Peter Viggers, the Tory MP, who claimed a £1,645 “duck island” on expenses.
Pay your bill!
Then coems news of an Oxford university stiody intio whther ducks: a ) like water; c) like water a lot; c) really like water very much indeed.
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
Egyptian Billionaire Faces Death For Suzanne Tamim Murder
WHILE we fret of Jordan and Peter, in Egypt, Egyptian billionaire and former leading political figure Hisham Talaat Moustafa, aka Hesham Talaat Moustafa, has been sentenced to death for the 2008 murder of Lebanese pop star Suzanne Tamim.
Suzanne Tamim rose to stardom throughout the Middle East as the winner of a pop idol contest in Lebanon in 1996.
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Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (2)
Other Man In Katie Price Divorce ‘Meets’ Peter Andre
DAY Nine of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class:
The Mirror’s Derek Mcgovern says:
“The Jordan-Peter break-up has split the nation.”
Might this be war?
Half are lapping up every word of the celebrity boo-hooing; the other half can’t take their eyes off the pictures. Say what you like about Jordan, but they’re very photogenic.
Half the nation are lapping up the words; half the nation are lapping at the pictures. and the other half don’t give a sh**.
Heartbroken Peter regularly points out that his wife has two personalities. One’s the caring, kind, sweet woman called Katie, while the other is the foul-mouthed tease named Jordan.
Who cares, I say – both have great breasts.
Which you can buy at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tucks’ online shop at www.BalloonChest.com.
Elsewher in the Mirror, Clemmie Moodie is reutedmn form cyrpus to tells us about Peter and Katie’s split. No not their split from reality, as Ian Monk tells PR Week:
In their world of smoke and mirrors, who can tell if it is genuine? Quite possibly, even the sainted Peter and his wilful wife, whose shenanigans with her married dressage coach apparently caused the split, aren’t entirely certain whether it is real or reality.
As the National’s Philippa Kennedy chimes:
There’s something quite sweet about the former pop star Peter André, aka Mr Jordan, aka Mr Katie Price. He’s not the brightest shilling..
Of course, Clemmie knows real when she smells it and tells us: “Hopes dashed for amicable divorce.”
Furious Katie Price yesterday slammed the door on any hope of a reconciliation with estranged husband Peter Andre – after she banned him from their £3million mansion.
The Aussie singer found himself homeless and had to spend the night in his manager’s spare room after flying back from Cyprus following the couple’s 11-day separation.
And as their bitter bust-up rapidly worsened, sources close to Katie revealed she has told him: “I’ll see you in court.”
Of course, as we learnt yesterday, Katie Price has already chucked all Pete’s stuff out:
“He’ll be is moving his stuff out piecemeal over the next few days…”
Maybe we should ask Pete? But where is he? Says the Sun:
Peter in hiding… as Jordan jets back
Afact confirmed by the Mail:
As Peter Andre goes into hiding, Jordan’s horse hunk offers to meet him to put his mind at rest
Horse hunk? Prince Edward?
The horseman at the centre of the storm over Peter Andre and Katie Price’s marriage breakdown has offered to meet Peter to put his mind at rest over an alleged affair.
Its’…
Dressage coach Andrew Gould has angrily insisted there is ‘nothing going on‘ between him and Jordan, and wants a face-to-face meeting to clear the air.
No news.
He said: ‘All this fuss is over one drink I had with Kate.
‘I’ve had drinks with lots of my clients but because she is famous, this has been turned into something it is not.’
As the Star has it:
Dressage coach Andrew, 28, angrily insisted he was “f***ing sick” of being portrayed as “the other man” in the couple’s troubled marriage.
He claimed he would happily meet Peter, 36, for a face-to-face chat to prove there was “nothing going on” between him and Kate, 30.
Andrew fumed: “I don’t know what’s going on and I certainly wouldn’t sh*t on my own doorstep.”
“All this fuss is over one drink I had with Kate. I’ve had drinks with lots of my clients but because she is famous it is being turned into something it is not.”
What it is and what it is not seems to be a moot point in the media…
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Katie Price Is Attacked
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Paris Hilton Rocks Katie Price On Peter Andre’s New Album
Katie Price Divorce Shocker: Peter Andre Back With ‘The Boys’
Exclusive Pictures: Katie Price and Peter Andre’s Secret Meeting
Katie Price and Peter Andre Divorce Exclusive: Kate Moss Shelves Book
Katie Price Turned Down By Two Men
The ‘Other Man’ In Katie Price Peter Andre Divorce Is A Woman
Katie Price “In Love With Another Man”
The Other Woman In Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Divorce Tells All
Kerry Katona And Jade Goody React To Katie Price Divorce
Katie Price And Peter Andre Divorce: Sex Tapes With Animals
The Other Man In Katie Price and Peter Andre’s Divorce Tells All
Harvey Gets The House In Katie Price And Jordan Divorce
Jordan And Peter Andre Divorce: Video
Dr Peter Andre Serenades Jordan
Jordan And Peter Andre Move House
Jordan And Peter Andre Return To The US
Jordan And Peter Andre’s Naked Publicity Stunt
Katie Price And Peter Andre See Each Other For First Time And Split
Katie Price and Peter Andre Split Exclusive: Jordan Tells All
Katie Price Splits From Agents
Katie Price And Andre Are Back Together
Katie Price Sends Secret Message To Peter Andre
Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Clare Werbeloff On A Wog On Wog Shooting
CLARE Werbeloff sees a shooting in Sydney – Wog on Wog violence:
Outspoken Sydney shooting witness Clare Werbeloff has become an overnight internet sensation — so much so, she has engaged a PR representative to deal with the flood of media interest.
The 19-year-old found fame online after giving her politically incorrect eyewitness account of a Kings Cross shooting to Nine News.
Video:
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
Chris Lewis Presents Britain’s Jailed Sportsmen
FORMER England cricketer Chris Lewis has been found guilty of smuggling cocaine into Britain, having carried the drug inside his cricket bag on a flight to the UK from St Lucia.
Croydon Crown Court heard that Lewis had on him cans of fruit and vegetable juice containing dissolved cocaine with a street value of more than £140,000.
In hindsight, such capers always seem foolish: the recognisable face walking through customs will not be stopped by an official looking to experience the thrill of meeting a celebrity; and on his person he carries the exotica of canned vegetable juice.
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Madeleine McCann Blamed For Falling Euro
OFF to Portugal for your jolly holidays this year, readers? But be warned, the news is of the Madeleine McCann effect.
As the Mail says:
The ‘Madeleine McCann Effect’ is still hitting holiday bookings to Portugal more than two years after the little girl disappeared there.
The number of Britons booking holidays to Portugal this summer has plunged 30 per cent according to one British holiday company.
And it’s all because Madeleine McCann went missing.
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (29)
Katie Price To Sue Newspapers Over Divorce From Peter Andre
DAY Eight of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: Katie Price sues, Peter comes back and a surprise party…
Today Jordan wants OK! readers to know that he is hurting.
The Daily Mirror surmises the text of Jordan’s tan ‘n’ tell on its front page:
“I love my husband but I can’t sit around crying”
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Video Of Schoolgirl Giving Birth In Playground
SCHOOLGIRL Gives Birth In Playground. The other kids are standing around her.
Birth! Birth! Birth! Quick call the Sun:
Only, it’s not real…
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (5)
Patrick Swayze RIP: CCN Alert
PATRICK Swayze RIP – well Florida Radio Station KISS FM says Patrick Swayze has been beaten by cancer.
It’s an alert on CCN – YOUR CCN – Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer news service.
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Posted: 19th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Katie Price Reads Peter Andre’s ‘Sick’ Diary
DAY Seven of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: Peter Andre’s album, Katie Twitters and a diary…
Beep! Beep! What do you think of it so far, Katie – in 140 characters or less?
Writing on her Twitter account, she said: “This is such an awful time for us and I really appreciate all your messages and support.”
The fans are all in matters of private grief and divorce. Writing in his New magazine journal, Peter Andre notes…
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Posted: 19th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Katie Price Divorce Shocker: Peter Andre Back With ‘The Boys’
DAY Six of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: Peter Andre’s new album; Peter Andre’s new show; and Peter Andre’s strippers…
Can live get better for poor Peter Andre? The Mirror investigates:
Meanwhile, two major record labels are said to be in a £1.5million bidding war to get their hands on Peter’s comeback album.
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Posted: 18th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
