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Jimmy Savile: If only he’d swung his axe like Jimmy Page at Lori Maddox

THE media is great, isn’t it. The very people that say how dare the tabloids not go after a breathing Jimmy Savile are the ones who say the tabloids should not publish half truths and be subject to strict guidelines and even stricter libel laws. Jimmy Savile must never happen again, they say. Journalists should be licensed, they say.

The big problem with journalism is when the writers are fans. Take Jimmy Page, the Led Zepellin guitarist who “dated” a 14-year old child when he was an adult. And look at Michael Hann’s piece in the Guardian on Celebration Day, a film about the band:

Led Zeppelin: ‘There was a swagger – we knew we were good’ – The film Celebration Day captures Led Zeppelin onstage in all their glory in 2007. The band discuss their musical legacy, reputation for excess – and why they will never reunite again.

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Posted: 12th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Laughing woman beater Justin Lee Collins escaped jail because he never tweeted his abuse

THEY say no publicity is bad. So. Give it up for TV presenter and comic Justin Lee Collins. The Times has a photo of Collins laughing minutes after a judge sentenced him to 140 hours of “humbling” community work. He must also pay the prosecution costs of £3,500. (The photo on the left is of him leaving court after the verdict.)

His crime? Well, his ex-lover, one Anna Larke, told St Albans Crown Court that Collins made her sleep facing him, spat at her, made her list every sexual encounter she had ever had. Collins said Ms Larke was a liar. Collins said he hit Larke to stop her from self-harming.

How did they meet? Collins had been having an extra-martial affair with Larke. They broke up. But after his marriage failed, Collins and Larke hooked up again. Their relationship went badly.

He was recorded telling her:

“You fucked up at the pub. When you’re fucking  with me, you look at the fucking ground, you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any fucking inanimate object, you do not look at any other fucking human being, you slag, do you understand?”

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Posted: 10th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Fainting QVC presenter makes Top 10 TV Faints

HAVE you heard of Cassie Slane? She’s going viral after she fainted during a segment on QVC (not the first time she’s had ‘health issues’ on-screen). She slurred her words while selling a tablet for children (the electronic kind, not some medicine) and keeled over while her co-host gamely continued to ignore her and try in a bid to carry on pitching at viewers.

Slane has written on Facebook: “Thanks to everyone for your kind words. I am feeling alot better today!”

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Posted: 9th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The top ten dubious songs of the Jimmy Savile era

NOW that the dam has burst, and Sir Jimmy Savile stands exposed, the revelations about him and his fellow DJs confirm what many have known for years: that the pop music business of the fifties, sixties and seventies was a world in which middle-aged men surrounded themselves with young girls and boys and indulged themselves with impunity.

And the musical clues weren’t always subtle either. So as our contribution to the great debate, ladies and gentlemen/guys and gals, we present the top ten dubious songs of the Savile era…

Good Morning Little Schoolgirl – Sonny Boy Williamson (1937)

First recorded before the war, covered later by the legendary electric bluesmen, then later still by the bands of the mid-sixties British “blues boom” of the mid-sixties. This would be the template for all that followed.

Little Child – The Beatles (1963)

“Baby” and “child” were part of the rock’n’roll lexicon from the get-go, but this title nevertheless remains uniquely peculiar.

Young Girl – Gary Puckett & The Union Gap (1968)

This chart-topping Top of the Pops favourite is highly unusual, in that it actually questions the idea of “going too far”, and concludes that it might not be such a great idea after all…

Stray Cat Blues – The Rolling Stones (1968)

The 15-year-old subject of this sordid tail would later be adjusted to 16 for live performances

Vagabond Virgin – Traffic (1968)

“You were barely thirteen, so fresh on the scene…”

Born Late ’58 – Mott the Hoople (1974)

“Detonator, jail-baiter,” proclaims Overend Watts. Take the title and the release date and “do the math”.

Sick Again – Led Zeppelin (1975)

Jimmy Page’s 14-year-old girlfriend was referenced in “New Style” by the Beastie Boys (If I played guitar I’d be Jimmy page/the girls I like are underage) but Zep’s paean to juvenile groupies said it all years earlier…

Jailbait – Ted Nugent (1981)

“Jailbait’ was a popular phrase of the time, and several artists released tracks with that title, including Wishbone Ash, Nils Lofgren and Motorhead. This is Ted Nugent’s typically unsubtle take on the subject. (Well I don’t care if you’re just thirteen/You look too good to be true/ I just know that you’re probably clean
There’s one lil’ thing I got do to you.)

Lemon Incest – Serge & Charlotte Gainsbourg (1985)

The most inappropriate father-and-daughter duet since Frank and Nancy’s “Something Stupid”. Charlotte later described the single, recorded when she was 12, as a “provocation”. It is the 630th best-selling single of all time in France…

Playground Bang-a-round – Rye Spangle (2001)

OK, this is actually a Chris Morris spoof, but a gold disc would surely have awaited this glam classic back in 1973…

Posted: 8th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Stupid Matthew Wood sentenced by stupid court for stupid April Jones joke

MATTHEW Wood has appeared at Chorley Magistrates’ Court. He wrote something on Facebook about April Jones and Madeleine McCann that social media narks and police didn’t like. A “vigilante mob” of censorious troll-hunters arrived at Mr Wood’s home. Wood was arrested.

Matthew Wood is a dickhead. But to make him a criminal is wrong. In court, he admitted making wrongheaded comments that caused offence. (What couldn’t offend someone?). He says he was inspired to say something horrible by Sickipedia – a website that “trades in sick jokes”.

Martina Jay, prosecuting, told the court:

“When interviewed by police he fully admitted he posted messages about the two missing children. He started this idea when he was at a friend’s house when drinking, saw a joke on Sickipedia and changed it slightly. He said he did it in a bid to make people think his account had been hacked. He said it got out of hand and he was drunk while doing it.”

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Posted: 8th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, News, Technology | Comments (69) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

April Jones: Kay Burley makes them weep as troll-faced Amanda Platell spots paedos everywhere

APRIL Jones: The five-year-old went missing from the Bryn Y Gog estate in Machynlleth, Wales. The news round-up:

Daily Mail (front page): “April’s family release poignant new photos as hope for her fades”

Daily Mirror (front page): I saw April driven off”

“Witness says he was the last to see her alive”

Armchair detectives know that the last person to see anyone live is a suspect in that person’s unexplained demise. But April Jones might be alive. We don’t know.

AN OAP saw a car speed away from the spot where April Jones vanished. The distraught 70-year-old said moments earlier he had seen her playing with pals but she suddenly disappeared. As the hunt for April, five, became a murder inquiry yesterday, he added: “I’m kicking myself that I did not raise the alarm.”

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Posted: 6th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Bollywood Jaws: the most spectacular end to a film ever (video)

BOLLYWOOD Jaws features the greatest, most dramatic, ending to a film ever:

Spotter: Neatorama

Posted: 5th, October 2012 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Daily Mail hates paedophiles: loves underage Chloe Moretz

THE Daily Mail is gunning for the BBC in light of allegation that Jimmy Savile sexually abused young girls on the corporation’s premises. Bebe Robert claims Savile abused her when she was 15. One woman claims Savile raped her when she was 15. She was working at the BBC.

All hideous. And all brought to you by the Daily Mail, which frowns on perving at young girls, like 15-year-old Chloe Moretz.

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Posted: 5th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Sky’s Kay Burley tells April Jones’ loved ones that it’s a murder investigation (video)

APRIL Jones is missing from her home in Machynlleth. The police have opened a murder investigation. Sky News’ Kay Burley breaks the news to local people who knows the five-year-old child that she might be dead. She asks them how they “feel”. Nice scoop, Kay. Perhaps if a body is found, the police can hold off telling April’s parents and let dear Kay break the news on camera.

Note: the people approached Kay Burley. She zoomed in for the mourn porn:

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Posted: 5th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Heart transplant girl lives her dream by killing a 335-pound bear

HERE’S something to think about. To Stetsonville, Wisconsin, survivalist Kaitlynn Bessette, 11, has killed /murdered a 335-pound bear. Kaitlynn Bessette says:

“I felt thankful, like really thankful I shot a bear.”

What a little nutter, eh?

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Posted: 5th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Famous women replaced by Ikea catalogue items (photos)

AFTER Ikea Saudi Arabia banned womenI(KEA) got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one! got to erasing women from other walks of life, replacing the hidden sex with objects from the shop’s catalogue. Here are some of the best:




Posted: 4th, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Flashback: US Presidential election dirty tricks

CONTROVERSIAL film director Joel Gilbert – a longstanding critic of Barak Obama – complained recently that his ‘alternative biography’ of the President, ‘Dreams From My Real Father’, had been deliberately ignored by the mainstream media (see video below).

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Posted: 3rd, October 2012 | In: Flashback, Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

April Jones: What we know about Mark Bridger

APRIL Jones, 5, is missing from the mid-Wales town of Machynlleth. Police have arrested 46-year-old Mark Bridger, Sky News reports. What do we know about him?

UPDATE: Mark Bridger has been charged with the murder of April Jones.

Well, right now the entire British media is searching Facebook for him. You pity all people named Mark Bridger.

He lives near to the missing girl.

He was born in Surrey.

He was arrested while walking along the side of the road a couple of miles outside the mid-Wales town of Machynlleth.

Police say he has a vehicle similar to the one described by witnesses who saw April’s abduction. Police have the vehicle.

Is he known to the missing child’s family? Says Detective Superintendent Reg Bevan, from Dyfed Powys Police:

“It’s very early stages. He is clearly a local man, it’s a small community, I wouldn’t like to speculate further, but I may have some more information later on.”

Don’t want to speculate. Sky News named him. The BBC passed it on as fact. Speculation will be rife.

Update: Police have confirmed that the arrested man is called Mark Leonard Bridger.

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Posted: 2nd, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (116) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

April Jones is missing in Machynlleth: news round-up

APRIL Jones is missing. The five-year-old was abducted last night while out playing on her bike near the Brynygog estats in Machynlleth, Wales. Dyfed-Powys Police are searching for her. The media is excited.

UPDATE: A 46-year-old man has been arrested.

Update 2: He’s called Mark Bridger.

Detective Superintendent Reg Bevan, from Dyfed Powys Police, says:

 “We were pursuing a number of inquiries, some of those were searching addresses. We were looking for this individual, so we knew who we were looking for and as a result we have had a number of patrols in the area and we have come across this individual.”

Voices says he knew the girl’s family.

A police spokeswoman says:

“While the details of what happened are vague at the current time, it appears the suspect left the scene and drove off with April. At the time of her disappearance, April was wearing a purple knee-length coat with grey fur around the hood, her school white polo top and black trousers.”

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Posted: 2nd, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Everyone knew someone raped by Jimmy Savile

JIMMY Savile sets the news agenda: the Star (“SAVILE QUIZZED BY COPS FIVES YEARS AGO”); the Daily Mail, which leads with the photographs of two women and the the headline: “WE WERE VICTIMS Of JIMMY SAVILE”; the Sun goes with “Jimmy Savile Molested Me When I was 14.”

The Mail’s women are:

Katrina Rose, 51, says she was attacked in Savile’s flat when she was 14. The BBC DJ had met Katrina’s mother through his work at Broadmore hospital. He asked if her daughter would like to see how Top of the Pops was made. He told the girl to come alone. She says:

“When he invited me to watch him record the show, I jumped at the chance as I went to stage school and wanted to be an actress. He asked that I come alone because he could only do tours for ‘special people’, so my parents gave me permission to get the train from Surrey where we lived. I walked with him from his flat in Belgravia to the BBC studios and he wore a balaclava as he said he would be mobbed by fans without it. I wasn’t worried as he was a family friend and my mother trusted him…I was sitting on a chair and he came in with the tea and sat on the sofa. He asked he if I’d had a good day.”

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Posted: 2nd, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

That video of Jimmy Savile ‘all over’ 14-year-old Coleen Nolan

COLEEN Nolan, youngest of the Nolan Sisters, says that when she was 14, Tops of The Pops host Jimmy Savile was “all over me”.

Forward to 3 minutes 20 for the testimony:

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Posted: 1st, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Is Megan Stammers a victim of rape culture?

MEGAN Stammers is back in the UK. Emily Forrest is clearing Jermey Forrest’s stuff out of the couple’s martial home in Ringmer, East Sussex. Jeremy Forrest is under arrest for child abduction.

Not everyone is au fait with the law. Amanda Bancroft tweets:

Just seen some old dear suggest “Megan Stammers should write the book ‘How I ruined my maths teachers career‘.” What amindset!

Matt Dowe ‏@MattDowe7 offers:

Megan Stammers victimised in pressThough at 15 I suspect sheknew what she was doingShould also be in custodyForrests life ruined.

You can bone up on the sexual offences act.

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Posted: 1st, October 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The best and worst practical jokes: arrested development for winners

DO you know the practical jokers who glued the doors shot of 25 homes in Letterkenny, County Donegal? They glued some of the car doors, too.

John McGeever from Ballymacool Terrace in the town, tells the BBC:

“Some people went out of their homes and couldn’t get back in again. Then some people realised when they were in they couldn’t get out. Whoever did this must have a lorry load of glue because it was running down the doors. When we got down to the local locksmiths he had to replace most of the locks because he said whatever way this glue was inserted it actually went into the springs in the doors.” 

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Posted: 30th, September 2012 | In: Flashback, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Politicians’ geography gaffes – a history

WHEN quizzed about Britain on the David Letterman show, David Cameron was apparently unable to give the meaning of the words Magna Carta. We say “apparently” because Boris Johnson, who might of course have his own agenda here, suggested that the Prime Minister knew perfectly well what it meant, but feigned ignorance in order to give the impression that he is just a regular, down-to-earth kinda guy.

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Posted: 29th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Exposure: The Other Side Of Jimmy: TV show says Sir Jimmy Savile raped children

WHEN Jimmy Savile died the business of exposing his private life began. We met someone who claimed to be his daughter. We read unsubstantiated web rumours of sex with dead bodies. And now the Evening Standard claims Jimmy Savile, Sir James Savile, keeper of Princess Diana secrets and giver of gongs, was a paedophile.

Well, so they allege.

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Posted: 28th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Megan Stammers’ lover Jeremy Forrest sings Home, Where Have You Gone

MEGAN Stammers and Jeremy Forrest are in Paris. Maybe. He’s been arrested in France.

Before the facts, a few views:

In the Sunderland Echo, an expert writes:

“I FELT sick to my stomach that she could have been groomed for so long. Seven months is a long time. You would think schools would be on top of things like this.”

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Posted: 28th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Pakistani rape gangs demonise Asians and the trashy white working class

THERE’S talk of a nationwide forum to save underage girls from being sexual exploited.  This new “special interest” outfit will share information and knowledge on paedophiles who abuse vulnerable and impressionable children. There will not be another Rochdale. There will not be another Rotherham. Another Derby. And so on…

In soem parts of the country, gangs of men, mainly of Pakistani heritage, have been raping predominately white girls. They are, of course, not the norm. Most paedophiles and deviants are solitary white males. But it’s these gangs that have been ignored by the police and the State.

Edward Timpson, the Children’s Minister, says “too many agencies have failed to get a grip on sexual exploitation and have allowed abusers to escape justice. It is plain wrong if cultural sensitivities or political correctness ever stop crimes being investigated fully.”

Jeremy Browne, the Minister for Crime Prevention, says he’s “political sensitivities must not get in the way of preventing and uncovering child abuse”.

Jim Taylor, the chief executive of Rochdale council, says:

“This is all about understanding how to give the victims confidence to come forward, and how to get from there to a prosecution. Some areas of the country are still in denial about what is happening. You get the feeling they’re more interested in protecting their reputations than in doing the right thing. We have taken the decision to be as open and transparent as we can.”

You can start by prosecuting the police, social workers and other officials who failed to listen to the vulnerable, who ignored they testimonies and please for help.

Jack Straw, the Labour former Home Secretary, says the organised rape gangs had “an ethnic dimension which is typically of Asian men on white girls”.

Asian? They are pussy-footing around. Are Chinese gangs behind the crimewave? Indians? Most of the men come from a Muslim background. They are nominally Muslim. They are a minute minority in a big community. This is not a crime rooted in their culture. It is one rooted in British culture that sees the white, working class British as a mob who if told that a few gangs of Pakistani men are targeting white girls will turn uniformly racist. So warped is the fear of stirring the great unwashed to riot that the word Asian is as close as many in power will let themselves get to identifying the likely culprits. It’s that kind of stupidity that allowed girls to be systematically abused for at least ten years before anything was done.

The prattish Labour MP Keith Vaz, chair of the home affairs select committee, said:

“It’s totally wrong to say that [these crimes are unique to Muslim Pakistani men], because you open up a Pandora’s box as far as race relations is concerned and I don’t think that’s necessarily what we want.”

It’s not them. It’s you. It’s the poor whites, who, upon hearing the truth, will look anew at their neighbours, their friends, their co-workers of Pakistani heritage and burn their houses down. So thick are the whites that they will demonise an entire community on the strength of a small number of perverts. It is, however, perfectly ok for the elite to demonise the whites. Get this from Michael White in the Guardian:

But all sorts of people who are usually quite willing (in some cases eager) to categorise many of society’s ills in terms of discrimination over race and racism – yes, Keith Vaz, MP, I include you – when the victim comes from an ethnic or national minority, throw their hands up in horror at those who highlight the Pakistani or “Asian” connection here. The race relations industry goes into a curious reverse.

At one level we can understand why. The BNP, English Defence League and other professional racists are keen to get their crowbars into cases such as this.

His thinking seems to be that if the extremists get their “crowbars” in, the slack-jawed, reactionary, dumb white working class then will obediently follow the racists.

Mohammed Shafiq, chief executive of the Ramadhan Foundation, put it in bolder terms:

“[British Pakistani males] think that white teenage girls are worthless and can be abused without a second thought; it is this sort of behaviour that is bringing shame on our community.”

One other person talking sense is Simon Danczuk, the MP for Rochdale, who says the “young girls’ cries for help were systematically ignored…I’m in no doubt that the poor response by council services would have emboldened the criminals to make them think they could carry on abusing with impunity.”

You don’t need talking shops. You need to listen.You need to stop viewing the girls as an underclass, a kind go “white trash”, a hideous phrase that belittles and rubbishes an entire group of people. Asians did not invent that phrase and make it acceptable to say in public and in print. Other whites did. And the police and social services believed it.

Posted: 28th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, News | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Kelvin MacKenzie says he’s a victim of Hillsborough

KELVIN MacKenzie is a victim of Hillsborough. The stammering apologiser who as Sun editor created the infamous “THE TRUTH” headline that stated as fact Liverpool fans had been complicit in their own deaths, writes in the Spectator:

“Now I know – you know, we all know – that the fans were right. But it took 23 years, two inquiries, one inquest and research into 400,000 documents, many of which were kept secret under the 30-year no-publication rule, to discover there was a vast cover-up by South Yorkshire Police about the disaster. Where does that leave me?”

Because Kelvin likes to weigh up all the evidence before declaring what the truth is.

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Posted: 26th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Playboy – 11 great cartoons from yesteryear

PLAYBOY magazine isn’t just about the articles. It’s about the cartoons, too:



Posted: 25th, September 2012 | In: Flashback, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Let us eat badgers (unless you’re Brian May who advocates cannibalism)

MUCH has been howled at in terms of the imminent badger cull. Badgers, you see, are not only pretend cute (cute from afar, tearing your face off and much larger than expected up-close) but they’re also meme-friendly and the pal of Bodger. To kill off a load of them would be to hurt many-a-feeling. However, the living half of Two Fat Ladies, Clarissa Dickson Wright, has just the solution!

Eat badgers.

That’s right. We should totally eat a protected species. She ate them when she was younger and, if a cete of badgers should get offed, then we humans should gorge on their gigantic bodies. Provided we don’t catch tuberculosis from them.

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Posted: 25th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0