Michelle Obama Is A Monkey And Other Offensive Google Images
TYPE ‘Michelle Obama’ into Google in the US and you get a picture of Dr Zira, of Escape From Planet of The Apes, reclining bath of bubbles. Well, not, what you get is this crude image hereunder of Michelle Obama looking like a monkey.
Google responds by equipping the image with “Offensive Search Results”, saying: “Sometimes our search results can be offensive. We agree.”
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Bolivian Police And Maddie McCann Introduce The Worst Photo-Fits Ever
HAVE you seen that police photo-fit of the wanted man? Do you recognise that face? If you do you are either a mystic, the wanted man or else guesing. In light of the Bolivian police’s fine work in capturing them, and their joinign in the hunt for Our Maddie, we introduce the World’s Worst Police Photo-fits:
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The e-fit of a man, as drawn from memory by British born DVD shop owner Simon Russell after being shown it by police last Saturday, in Praia Da Luz, Portugal, following the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. http://www.anorak.co.uk/madeleine-mccann/2009/05/pictures-of-all-the-madeleine-mccann-suspects/
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Andre ‘Begs’ Katie Price To Come Home
KATIE Price and Peter Andre: Katie is out of the jungle and the talk is of she and Peter Andre getting back together. Or is it?
The Daily Mirror’s front page leads with “The Fall Of the Jordan Empire”
This news follows yesterday’s comment by Sue Carroll - “Everybody’s favourite columnist” - in which the voice of the paper told Mirror readers:
“So before Miss Price, Jordan, Katie or whatever she wants to call herself suffers any more sad delusions it should be made clear that the majority of the British people do not give a kangaroo’s testes about her.”
Happily, the Daily Mirror is not in the majority – it just thinks it is - and its readers just love Katie, which is why Katie/Jordan/Kate/Pricey is slapped on the front page…again.
While the Mirror holds up a huge full colour photo of Katie Price and says how she is old news, the Daily Star at least tries to crete new news with its front-page scremer:
Pete begs Kate come home now
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Of Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova And Helena Christensen Artfully Naked For i-D
IN i-D Magazine, Claudia Schiffer, 29, Eva Herzigova, 36, and Helena Christensen, 40, pose in artfully naked photos.
The images are showcased in the Daily Mail, where Chris Johnson offered:
Together they have an average age of 38, but these three supermodel veterans show they certainly haven’t lost their sparkle. Eva Herzigova, 36, Helena Christensen, 40, and Claudia Schiffer, 39, wore just leather thigh boots as they gave a cheeky wink for a magazine shoot.
In other Daily Mail news:
Then there’s this season’s thigh-grazing boots. At 37, am I too old for them? I don’t think age comes into it. Madonna (50+) road-tested them in May, and I’m sure Amazonian L’Wren Scott (40+) would look terrific in a pair.
Madonna, you say, Daily Mail readers? Oh, her:
But despite her gym-honed body, and trend-setting reputation, the queen of pop was mutton dressed as lamb in a gothic-style lace skirt teamed with leather jacket and thigh-high boots.
The pictures:
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Hairy Jordans Jedward To Star On I’m A Celebrity And Coronation Street
WHEN Jedward left the X Factor on the same night Katie Price quit the I’m A Celebrity jungle, we knew there would be no shortage of tabloid exclusives.
Today the Sun accompanies its front–page news that Katie Price has dumped Alex Reid, with the story:
NOW BOSSES WANT JEDWARD FOR JUNGLE
Exile? Well, Australian deserves it, we suppose. Give them a pair of Stubbies, a vest, a can of amber ambition and their li-lo a hearty shove. Bon voyage. Next!
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I’m A Celebrity Watch: Katie Price Is More Hated Than Baby P’s Mum
I’M A Celebrity Watch: I’m A Celebrity’s Katie Price is hated by all, loved by Alex Reid, hated by the entire country and replaced by a bikini…
On last night post-Katie Price show, Anorak began Bikini Watch – keeping a tally of how it was before the big holes left by Katie Price and her Jordans were plugged with other contestants.
After 2.8 seconds, we saw Sabrina Washington in a bikini, followed five seconds later by soon-to-be-ejected Lucy Benjamin (get ‘em while you can), and 11 seconds later then we saw Stuart Manning with his chest out.
At the end of the show, having heard Katie’s flat drawl expwain mi weaons fur leeevin’ ther jungal, there was not enough to for Benjamin to say what a wicked time she’d had.
It’s a good fist at replacing Katie Price, but for the papers it is too little and to, well, little. Though no longer on I’m A Celebrity, Katie Price dominates the tabloid chatter. The news round up:
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
In Pictures: Erotica 2009 At Olympia, London (NSFW)
TO the Opening day of ‘Erotica 2009′ at Olympia, London. Olympia is the big show hall that sits by the Tube’s appendix. Olympia is such a grandiose, overblown name for the big hall where your writer once attended a photocall for the Crufts winner to eat Pedigree Chum, saw indoor show jumping and lay down in a gazebo beneath dappled sky of plastic peonies at the Daily Mail Ideal home Exhibition. Olympia is just a big, soulless empty space to be used by animals and people who think it’s the 1950s. And it’s hosting Erotica 2009. Go figure.
The pictures (NSFW):
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
In Photos: Susan Boyle Sings Rockefeller Center Plaza In New York City
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s Man in New York was there to see Susan Boyle perform live on NBC’s ‘Today’ show from the Rockefeller Center Plaza in New York City.
Susan Boyle has undergone a makeover but thanks to her lack of slimness and cynicism, she remains marketable and easy for vain, Botox-laced US TV presenters to patronise. How does she manage to sing while looking like that? America looks on in awe. Boyle is so very brave…
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Posted: 23rd, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Susan Boyle | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Pirelli 2010 Calendar In Artful Nudity (NSFW)
THE 2010 Pirelli Calendar is erotica for men who spend a long time looking at tyres. Michelin has restaurants and Pirelli has women. No moves into the world of spas for Continental, yet. In our NSFW (unless your place of work is a garage), we see Daisy Lowe, Lily Cole, Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley, Marloes Horst, Catherine McNeil, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Enriko Mihalik, and Miranda Kerr working with photographer Terry Richardson to make soft porn look like soft porn you can hang on wall in your garage.
Posted: 23rd, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I’m A Celebrity: Quitter Katie Price Wanted To Die With Jedward
I’M A Celebrity: Katie Price has left the jungle to be with her make-up.
Jordan walked out jungle. She put in a good shift. She’s not John Fashanu.
But Katie Price leaves the jungle with her head high and her Jordan’s held higher, like Saint Agatha in a bikini.
She leaves the show with a legacy of a slightly sunken hammock and the waters with traces of eyebrow felt tip and tangerine varnish.
Says Katie Price:
“Everyone else, give them something to do. You’ve seen me struggle, you’ve seen me cry, shake, want to die.
“I really don’t want to be doing this. I miss my children. I’m hungry.
“I want a nice bed and I don’t want to have to put myself through these horrible challenges.”
Did she walk in sympathy with Jedward?
Posted: 23rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jedward, John & Edward Grimes, Are Voted Out At Last
X Factor: Jedward, John & Edward, Are Voted Out. They are booed by the crowd.
The X Factor loses another warbling wannabe. And it’s Jedward.
The Duracell Gonks are in the sing off with Olly Murs, the man with a name like a contagion. They are toast. They are on their way to becoming a footnote in a TV history, a pub quiz question.
Jedward are two untalented, precocious, hard to like, over-exposed singing gonks who are part of a sick TV experiment to see what point Simon Cowell’s powers of deception wane and the masses rub their eyes and realise they are being served up crap.
C owell and Louis Walsh are like Mortimer and Randolph Duke in Trading Places, playing with people for entertainmnt.
Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Music In The Decade Of X Factor, American Idol, Jay Z, Michael Jackson And Amy Winehouse.
The decade was shaped by the arrival of popstar parvenus, those not genuine popstars who had crooned someone else’s song on The X Factor, Fame Academy, American Idol, Pop Idol or Fame Academy. There were authentic pop stars, like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, the former who could sing and both who could live the live of excess. Eminem rocked, Britney Spears melted, Jay Z grew the brand and we wept for George Harrison, Diana and another Live Aid. And Michael Jackson died. In pictures:
Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann And The Wanted ‘James Bond’ Spy
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann: The “secret agent con man”, Oakley International and detectives seek detectives…
For three summers, the hunt has been on for the media’s Our Maddie. She has yet to be found. What happend to her has yet to be established. All we know is that she missing.
The detectives have failed.
The Guardian: “FBI searches for detective who worked on Madeleine McCann case”
He’s gone missing? Is foul play suspected? What say the detectives who aren’t missing?
A British security consultant who was paid £300,000 to assist efforts by Kate and Gerry McCann to find their daughter Madeleine is being sought by the FBI over an alleged £1.3m fraud.
A £500,000 contract given to Kevin Halligen’s private detective agency, Oakley International, to help with the search for the missing child was terminated last year after a major benefactor of the McCanns expressed concerns about the quality of the firm’s work.
Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Live: Jedward Do Jive Bunny, Olly Murs Is The Man And Danyl Johnson Is Careless
X Factor Live Blog: It’s Wham! Week. John and Edward, Danyl Johnson, Stacey Solomon, Jedward, Joe McElderry, Lloyd Daniels and contagious Olly Murs?
1. Lloyd Daniels - You’ve Got To Have Faith.
Lloyd needs faith because he doesn’t have a prayer of winning. Should have sung Wake Me Up Before You GoGo. A does of self-depracating humour might have saved him.
Damned by hard to like Louis Walsh: “I love everything except he voice Lloyd, I think you’re a real little pop star though.”
2. Stacey Solomon - I Can’t Make You Love Me
Is she getting blonder?
X Factor: Stacey Solomon Look Alike Gallery. She’s through to next week’s show.
Posted: 21st, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
In Pictures: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
AFTER the backstage pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, we now bring your fashion lovers the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in New York City, in pictures.
Featuring Behati Prinsloo, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, the Black Eyed Peas and a host of underwear enthusiasts:
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Posted: 21st, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peru Arrests Men For Liquidising Fat People For Beauty Industry
IN Peru, four men are arrested on suspicion of harvesting the fat from the obese and selling it as fuel for European cosmetics.
This is victimless crime, right New Labour? The fat get put out of their misery; the thin don’t have to see the fat; the beautiful people who actually care about their looks get to look more beautiful - so long as they don’t eat the stuff – and the fat finally get to touch thin flesh.
Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ten Reasons Why Thierry Henry Did It
WANT to know why France captain Thierry Henry used his hand to score a goal in game of FOOTball against Ireland? We bring you the Top Ten Theories:
1. C’est La France
He was shrugging. At the moment of impact (1). Henry was thinking about existentialism and the modern man. He asked himself a question and answered it in traditional fashion, with a Gallic shrug. Henry then responded to his own answer to his own question with a second shrug (2).
2. For Culture
Henry knew that Ireland would not win the World Cup. The likelihood of them being robbed in South Africa while literally high was on the field only a remote hope. Henry sought to give the Irish something to feel aggrieved and, therefore, inspired about for four years of drinking, poetry and song.
3. For England
Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Uses Ghost Writers For His Twitter Account
BARACK Obama has a huge Twitter following. He is the President of the United States on Twitter. Barack Obama is your pal. It turns out that Barack doesn’t write his own Twitters. Another Barack Obama does that.
Rumours are that he doesn’t write his own speeches and might read the words off a machine. But let’s stick to the web.
There is a Barack Obama for every social networking site. FaceBook Obama is married, Bebo Obama likes cats, Tumblr Obama hates Obama, MySpace Obama knows all the words to Who Let The Dogs Out and Reddit Obama has a vegetable shaped like a penis.
The president told a youth audience in Shanghai on Sunday that he has never used Twitter…
“I have never used Twitter, but I’m an advocate of technology and not restricting Internet access,” Obama said during the town hall. “My thumbs are too clumsy to type in things on the phone.”
So if that’s not Obama, you’re talking to who is it? Hang up, kids. Hang up now. It could be anyone.
Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Christmas Gifts: Laptop Steering Wheel Desk By Mobile Office Outsells PS3
CHRISTMAS Gift of the day is the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk by Mobile Office. As Yampster says “this thing will outsell PS3 this Christmas”. And the hamsters.
The Laptop Steering Wheel Desk By Mobile Office is the last word in Laptop steering desks. Buy yours while they’re still legal. Here’s what shoppers are saying:
Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: The Top Items For Sale In The Jedward Shop
X Factor: Before John and Edward Grimes can sell official Jedward tat, the entrepreneurs are putting the boys hair on unofficial Jedward tat.
Anorak has been scouring the web for future landfill and we bring you the Worst Jedward Merchandise Gifts. Buy now to ensure disappointment:
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Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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