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Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann Jail And Drugs, Michaela Walczuch Accused And The Others

michaela-walczuch Madeleine McCann: Kate McCann Jail And Drugs, Michaela Walczuch Accused And The Others MADDY WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann

DAILY EXPRESS front page: “MADELEINE – MUM FACES TEN YEARS IN JAIL. Now parents could be charged with abandoning their children”

Abandoning - to go for some tapas down the road?

Says lawyer Jose Olimpio: “The fact the McCanns were made arguidos means that there are justified suspicions against them of committing a crime.” But there is no proof they have…

And: “Mr Olimpio claimed the Portuguese penal code states that placing a person’s life in danger by abandoning them is punishable with a jail sentence of between one and five years. But the sentence rises to between three and 10 years if the victim is a child and the crime is committed by a parent or guardian”

Says Clarence Mitchell (not a lawyer): “They have committed no offence under Portuguese, British or any country’s laws”

DAILY MIRROR front page: “NO ALIBI - EXCLUSIVE Murat lover ‘was not at church as she claimed’”

“An alibi by Robert Murat’s lover for the night Madeleine McCann vanished is a LIE, it was claimed yesterday”

It’s “German born” Michaela Walczuch, who “claims” she was at a Jehovah’s Witness meeting four miles away when the four-year-old was snatched.

But church elder Brother Teofilo Castela says: “She was thrown out of the church more than a year ago and doesn’t attend. There was some problem with the rules and she was cast aside. It was before this year. I haven’t been interviewed by police and the police haven’t been here”

Murat’s lawyer Francisco Pagarate says: “Michaela says she was at the Jehovah Witnesses in Lagos on May 3. She remembers being there”

THE SUN front page: “MADDIE: THE FALSE ALIBI – Suspect’s girl accused over Jehovah claim”

A member of the religious organisation says Michaela Walczuch, was thrown out for “breaking the laws of the Bible” months before Madeleine McCann went missing

Oh? The laws of the bible – there are many. But the Sun boils things down:

“It is not clear which rules Michaela has broken. But the religion’s strict moral code considers adultery and premarital sex to be sins. Michaela started dating Murat almost two years ago, while she was still married to Luis Antonio, 37”

DAILY STAR front page: “MADDIE DRUG TEST SHOCK”

“GP” Kate McCann took a drugs test after she was named a suspect in her daughter’s disappearance

She did it to “fight police claims that she was ‘mentally unstable’’ and could have been on anti-depressants”. Her two-year-old twins Sean and Amelie were also tested. All the tests proved negative. So say the lawyers working for the McCanns

DAILY MAIL: “Madeleine: Now Murat’s girlfriend’s alibi falls apart”

Michael Walczuch is a “German-born mother-of-one”

“The Jehovah’s Witnesses follow what they believe is a ‘purer’ form of Christianity, based on the First Century Church. The ultimate sanction on those who break the rules is excommunication, known as disfellowship”

Such are the facts of the case…

DAILY TELEGRAPH: “No peace for McCanns”

“A senior policeman says they created ‘a monster of information they lost control of’. Meanwhile, the plods who failed to take control of the crime scene on the night Madeleine disappeared and who bungled every step of the investigation that followed, are blameless, obviously”

The Telegraph Liz Hunt fails to spot that Goncarlo Amaral was demoted and any number of tabloid stories on “bungling” Portuguese cops

“Without a trace” - The paper looks at other British children who have one missing abroad “not the story of Madeleine McCann”

“When Katrice Lee vanished in Germany in 1981 there was no blanket media coverage, no poster campaign, hardly even a mention on the national news. And today, 26 years later, her family still have no idea what happened to her”

Christmas Book: Crime fiction” - However fascinated we are by the real-life mysteries of Diana, Princess of Wales or Madeleine McCann, and even as we devour the newspapers with what Margery Allingham saw as “the bright ghoul’s eyes of the calamity fancier”, we return to crime novels because they provide us with the satisfaction of a solution”

Expect lots of books on Madeleine McCann; and Diana 

THE TIMES: “Casey Affleck, the brother in arms - Not just Ben’s kid brother – Casey Affleck shows he’s a serious contender in a fine new western”

“His roots seem important to Affleck, and he’ll next be seen playing the lead in the older Affleck’s directing debut Gone Baby Gone, a dark child-abduction drama set in Boston, where the pair grew up. However, in the wake of the Madeleine McCann case, this adaptation of Dennis Lehane’s 1998 novel was withdrawn from this year’s Times/bfi London Film Festival because of its sensitive subject matter, and may never be released in the UK”

Because viewers might confuse a work of Hollywood fiction with real life…

THE GUARDIAN: “Kate McCann ‘agreed to drug tests’”

Says Edward Smethurst: “There were various stories circulating that Kate might somehow be unstable and might be depressed and whatever, but the tests demonstrated that the kind of drugs she might be on did not show up”

CAMDEN NEW JOURNAL: “Author says Freud slipped up in Oedipus ‘obsession’”

“One of Britain’s most popular authors, Salley Vickers, will speak…about her influences, including the hysteria surrounding the Madeleine McCann case, and the work of Clement Freud”

An author making headline on the McCann case… The Oedipus complex and Madeleine McCann… Booker prize winner Anne Enright… Look at me!

Says Ms Vickers: “There’s quite a strong body of opinion in Britain that would have really liked the McCanns to have murdered their own child. They would have been quite excited by it”

The news and speculation so far

  1. 1 Will Says:

    1st

  2. 2 Anonymous Says:

    Morning Will…

  3. 3 Anorak Says:

    The site is moving servers in the next few days - sorry for the change in look…

  4. 4 Stickler Says:

    Lawyer Edward Smethurst said: “There were various stories circulating that Kate might somehow be unstable and might be depressed and whatever, but the tests demonstrated that the kind of drugs she might be on did not show up.”

    Clarence Mitchell added: Many people hiding behind pseudonyms have been knocking Kate but now that we have this proof, I want her knockers to be exposed.”

  5. 5 Mary Says:

    They are psychopaths.
    Jehovah’s Witnesses have a connection here that needs to be explored,they should be investigated.
    This could be pedophile ring related?

  6. 6 PeterMac Says:

    I have just realised why they needed to jog to the top of the cliff so often.
    It was to throw rocks at seagulls.

    “Leaving no tern unstoned ”
    Sorry !

  7. 7 Stickler Says:

    PeterMac: Very good! LOL!

  8. 8 hannasus Says:

    Why would Michaela give an alibi that could so easily be refuted?
    Could a large sum of cash be behind their claim that she was no longer part of the church?
    I know that sound ludicrous but by now nothing would surprise me.
    Will - I have joined you in the ranks of new pet owner. Our black rabbit, who lives in the garden hopped upstairs into my bedroom, pulled out her fur on her belly and proceeded to give birth to 6 strange little creatures.
    Unfortunately she is not lying with them and feeding them in a feline and canine way. If anyone knows anything about rabbits please help.

  9. 9 Logic Says:

    Where is everyone this am? Are they having difficulty in latching on to the site?

  10. 10 Eric Voglin Says:

    PeterMac - although strictly speaking terns are not really seagulls. They may live near to the sea but behave in a very different way, flying very fast over the surf whilst fishing which you would never see a seagull do. Furthermore … oh my God I think I’ve burst my brain!!!!

  11. 11 PeterMac Says:

    Eric,
    Many thanks, but the punchline doesn’t work quite as well, does it.

    Why not jog along the beach looking desperately for a forlorn little body washed up by the cruel sea.

  12. 12 Ferdinand Says:

    hannasus Says:

    “Why would Michaela give an alibi that could so easily be refuted?”

    C’mon, just look at the picture on this page, her facial expression, her body language - says it all!

    Her boobs won’t deceive me!

  13. 13 hannasus Says:

    Ferdinand,
    You are correct, she has the exact same facial expression as Jane Tanner.

  14. 14 Ferdinand Says:

    # hannasus Says:

    “You are correct, she has the exact same facial expression as Jane Tanner.”

    Look how detached she holds that schoolbag. As if it were a bag of stinking garbage - certainly she hates children!

    Wait a minute - stinking garbage - has this schoolbag been investigated?

  15. 15 Nemesis Says:

    Please can anyone help me with up dates? I have read that another relative had achild abducted at Bali airport in1999—–something to do with an M Osbourne. (A relative on Ks mothers side) Also relating to the Fund raising issue there is news coming out about the Isle of Man…..www.iomtoday.co.im/your-shout/Madeleine-McCann.3013234.jp Some one called Sharon made a comment in iomtoday.co.im that some money was allegedly going to IOM Childrens Centre where allegedly some of their relatives work. Sorry Icant do links. Plus what has happened to the Transfattyacid blog spot? The Isle of Man comment by Sharon makes interesting reading . Let me know what you think?

  16. 16 Eric Voglin Says:

    PeterMac: There’s no need to change the punchline. It could remain as terns. It is the seagulls line that needs changing. I would suggest changing seagulls to Charadiriformes, which, of course, is the order for the tern family. Then it would work, scientifically and correctly.

    So it would now read:

    I have just realised why they needed to jog to the top of the cliff so often.
    It was to throw rocks at Charadiriformes.

    “Leaving no tern unstoned ”

    Much better IMHO.

  17. 17 Stickler Says:

    “Charadriiformes” surely. Or Sternidae perhaps?

  18. 18 Logic Says:

    How can we get to see all the comments this morning?

  19. 19 Eric Voglin Says:

    Stickler: sorry for my paltry spelling.

    I used the order rather than a family name so it would leave more variety of tern that could be left unstoned. Thus one can include the Common, Arctic, Caspian, Black, White-Winged Black etc. varieties, which I feel adds more colour to the gag don’t you? Of course it could also include the ‘Gull’-Biilled Tern, which of course makes the epithet very clever indeed.

  20. 20 Logic Says:

    ?

  21. 21 Nemesis Says:

    hannasus-susannah Re: large sums of money that is definitely a possibility, such is the power of money and connections. We did have Neth dwarf rabbits that lived for 10 years so if you tell me what you think about the Bali incident and the Isle of Man TT episode I’ll give you some bunny tips.

  22. 22 Logic Says:

    ??

  23. 23 SteveT Says:

    Morning all,

    Would anyone seriously give an alibi of being at a church that they had been thrown out of. More spin being put out by Clarence.

  24. 24 SteveT Says:

    The jogging was copied off of the film “The Great Escape”. Their jogging trousers are filled with broken down debis that they want to dispose of, and during their run they deposit this all around the cliff top. Gulls then scavenge and deposit out at sea. IMO

  25. 25 Logic Says:

    The papers seem to be suggesting that the Murat/Walczuch crowd are behind it. Is it possible that the Tapas9 were involved in something with these people (”they’ve taken her”) but cannot divulge the connection for some reason??? If so, who would have given out this story - surely not Clarence? Or is this just another load of fabricated rubbish to keep the story coming?

  26. 26 Stickler Says:

    Peter Mac and Eric Voglin have inspired the most original theory we have had for weeks. Could we name this the “Mac-Voglin Conjecture” in their honour?

  27. 27 Logic Says:

    The only way I can get to see the latest comments is by posting, hence my ? and ??

    Can anyone explain or have I got to post continuously?

  28. 28 Logic Says:

    m

  29. 29 Nemesis Says:

    Steve T What about the use of amotor bike .. Isle of Man TT connection

  30. 30 JuneJohnson Says:

    Mods and Admin

    To everyone

    When you are replying to posts could you quote the user name and time, rather than the post number. These will change frequently and only cause confusion.

    Logic, have no idea why that is happening , sorry

    The spammer wotsit is trhowing a paddy this a.m

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