Anorak

HOME | FORUMS | Tabloids/Broadsheets | Strange But True | Royal Family | Race For The White House | Magazines | Celebrity | Madeleine McCann | Politics | Backpages | Casino/Poker | Twitterings | Anorak TV | Global Warming | War On Terror | Money | Immigration | Anorak People | ABOUT/CONTACT


Madeleine McCann: Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters And Rape

pope-oprah Madeleine McCann: Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters And Rape MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann

DAILY EXPRESS: “MADELEINE: £1M WAR FOR MCCANN INTERVIEW”

“AMERICA’S top chat show hosts are locked in a bidding war for an exclusive interview with the parents of Madeleine McCann. Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters have each pledged £1million in an attempt to get them in front of the TV cameras, it emerged yesterday”

Winfrey and Walters - the Pope and Queen Mother of Ameican TV chatter…

Do those shows take advertising? They do. What will the ad-breaks induce viewers to buy? What is the point of the interview? The McCanns cannot discuss the case.

Says the McCanns’ spokesman Clarence Mitchell: “We are not in the market for selling Kate and Gerry’s story to the highest bidder. And we are not impressed by big names. We talk to media from all over the world”

But money is important. The fighting fun is running low

DAILY MAIL: “Kate and Gerry McCann in £1million deal to tell all to Oprah Winfrey”

“Kate and Gerry McCann are at the centre of a bidding war between Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters.

“Both celebrities are desperate to land an exclusive deal for the couple to talk about their missing daughter. If it goes ahead, it will be the largest publicly-known amount ever paid for a broadcast interview”

Says Clarence Mitchell: “We have been approached by representatives for both Oprah and Barbara,” he added. “They want an exclusive interview with Kate and Gerry. We are discussing it but it doesn’t mean we are definitely doing it. Nothing has been agreed”

Why wouldn’t they do it?

PRESS ASSOCIATION: “US chat shows approach McCanns”
“Kate and Gerry McCann have been approached to appear on the Oprah Winfrey show and for an interview with American network ABC, their spokesman has confirmed.

It was reported that the McCanns were at the centre of a bidding war worth £1 million between Winfrey and ABC star Barbara Walters who both want an exclusive interview with the couple.

THE SUN: “Maddie sketch farmer raped girl”

“The gun-toting pig farmer quizzed in the Maddie McCann hunt was once jailed for raping a British teenager — in Praia da Luz. Joaquim Jose Marques, 31, who bears a resemblance to the sketch of a mystery suspect, served five years. Portuguese cops who grilled him twice at his ramshackle farmhouse nearby are now convinced he is NOT the man in the drawing”

NOT the man. So why is he in the papers?

“But we can reveal Marques and a pal carried out a brutal attack on two British girls, aged 17 and 18, after prowling the beach in July 1995 at the resort where Maddie vanished”

A heinous crime for which he was punished. But what has it to do with Madeleine McCann?

DAILY STAR: “MADDIE WEIRDO RAPED TEEN BRIT”

“The gun-toting Portuguese pig farmer quizzed over Madeleine McCann’s disappearance raped a British teenager yards from where the four-year-old vanished. Joaquim Jose Marques put his 18-year-old victim through a horrific late-night sex ordeal while an accomplice targeted her pal”

Eighteen..

“Now locals fear he is the same man pictured on a ‘wanted’ poster issued by the McCanns as they step up the hunt for their daughter”

Local residents, or local reporters? And is “fear” really “hope”?

DAILY MIRROR: “Madeleine McCann suspect spotted ’spying on little boys’”

“Five women holidaymakers - three British and two German - have seen the “strange and disturbed” man in Altura, close to the Portuguese-Spanish border, in the past two weeks. One of the British witnesses noticed him on the beach on January 21 bending down to talk to the boys, aged about four or five.

“Clearly worried, one of the youngsters started shaking his head mid-conversation. Then a woman ran out of a nearby villa, shouting in alarm. She scooped the children up and hurried them away.”

Adults. children. Run, children, run!

DAILY TELEGRAPH (Aus): “Oprah’s $2m bid for Maddie chat”

“Mr Mitchell said the McCanns would only agree to a deal which would widen the search for their daughter. The couple, both doctors, also want to campaign for a better Europe-wide alert system for missing children, based on an American model”
A campaign

Madeleine McCann: A media event

  1. 1 Will Says:

    1st?

  2. 2 Will Says:

    Pig farmers of the world unite - you have nothing to loose except your swine.

  3. 3 Will Says:

    It’ s like being back in solitary confinement again!

  4. 4 Will Says:

    Wonder if Oprah or Barbara Bush like pork?

  5. 5 Anorak Says:

    Like the picture? Santimonious or pious?

  6. 6 Will Says:

    ooops meant Walters not Bush - think I have Bush on the mind this morning…..

  7. 7 Will Says:

    5 Anorak

    Not sure I know what either of those means - but if they mean’pig faced’ I might agree ;-)

  8. 8 brandon flours Says:

    allo Will

  9. 9 brandon flours Says:

    oh

    Why didnt you use just mes pic anorak?

  10. 10 Will Says:

    8 brandon flours

    Morning xxx

  11. 11 brandon flours Says:

    will
    xx

    Everyday they sink lower and lower

  12. 12 brandon flours Says:

    They are more Gerry springer and Jeremy kyle fitted IMO

  13. 13 chenier Says:

    Good Morning all!

    Would it be the press or the McCanns who are proceeding on the downward path?

    And where is my breakfast?

  14. 14 brandon flours Says:

    chenier

    marmalade on toast?

  15. 15 Will Says:

    BF

    If they went on the Jeremy Vile show, Jeremy would do the DNA and lie dector tasts for free lol

  16. 16 May Says:

    Now, if the McCs went on the Montel Williams Show instead of Oprah, he regularly has the psychic guest, Sylvia Browne. She delivers info on the whereabouts of the audiance’s missing persons at the speed of gunfire.

    Haven’t seen any check up programmes, however.

  17. 17 MikeSA Says:

    Hmmmm, so they got lambasted for the move money ploy, so now they’re pushing the boat out on a TV dooda on some hideous show like oprah or similar.

    Will the audience do the usual high-pitched “EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH” everytime any of the morons (including the seriously irritating host) says anything?

    Interviewer: “We have the two suspected child killers from the UK on our show”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    i:”So, tell us how you killed your daughter?”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    mccs:”Er, we didn’t actually come here to answer ludicrous questions like that”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    i:”Oh? So what DID you come here for?”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    mccs:”Well, you hauled out that wad of cash basically”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    i:”But surely for that kind of moolah you were expecting me to get some kind of payback with some “over-the-top”, “tear-jerking”, “hard-hitting”, “complete shite” so that I could get my “dumber than a brick” audience in a lather?”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    mccs:”Uh, no,we didn’t really think like that, we just thought we’d take the money, pitch up and get our @rses licked”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    i:”Oh, alright then. Tell me K, has it been hard for you?”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    END OF SHOW

    i:”and for being such a great audience/bunch of half-wits (tick appropriate box), you’re each going to get a copy of the forensic analysis book, ‘Leaving no Stone Unturned’, and a ‘do-it-yourself’ embalming kit”

    audience:”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    imo

  18. 18 brandon flours Says:

    Mike SA

    :lol:

  19. 19 naddo Says:

    Posted a response on the Mail site last night - still no comments listed. Are they going back to their pro ways, or just slow?

  20. 20 BabyJane Says:

    Good morning,

    G+K would certainly be welcome on the German TV-show “The Next Uri Geller”.

  21. 21 brandon flours Says:

    Will

    Can you imagine Jeremy talking down to Gerry and giving him his steely glare!!! :lol:

    ” As parents, we all make mistakes, I do all the time, that is life………..however……..

    WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING LEAVE THREE BABIES ALONE !!!!!!!”

    (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((CLAP )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Gerry

    ” Well erm……….I would disagree……..etc….” whine whine whine

  22. 22 lyn Says:

    How do the McCanns have the strength to carry out all the interviews, and also probably the impending ones…making lost of money, hope it goes to a good cause!

  23. 23 noseycow Says:

    morning all - I used to work with Kyles counseller, graham, and he is absolutelt fab, if he meets up with them he’s have them sussed in less than 30 seconds! LOL

  24. 24 brandon flours Says:

    noseycow

    hello :-)

    Day off?

  25. 25 noseycow Says:

    Lyn - haster mcvey said the fund was not paying for met 3, this is london says the fund is not paying for the million posters - so of course its going to a good cause - keeping family and friends in the manner to which they would like to become accustomed!! IMO and allegedly of course :)

  26. 26 noseycow Says:

    yep - brandon, boys at footy training and daughter asleep - bliss :)

  27. 27 PeterMac Says:

    If they are arguidos they can’t do it.
    If they are no longer arguidos they will be in prison.
    Conclusion - They can’t do it

  28. 28 brandon flours Says:

    have there been any reports that clarence has said he never totally ruled out the pig farmer?

  29. 29 noseycow Says:

    brandon - not yet :lol: how are you this morning?

    Danie Kruger and his amazing DNA sniffing machine coming back into the act - worth a read.

    http://www.thestar.co.za/?fArticleId=4224080

  30. 30 Brit Abroad Says:

    Good morning all …… here in the Antipodes we are just going to bed. Tomorrow there will be something in the region of 800 - 900 comments to plough through when I wake up. Hope you will make it worth the effort!

    Try to behave ……….. !

Name (required)

Mail (will not be published) (required)

website

Please copy the string OYdwrS to the field below: