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Madeleine McCann: Spanish Police, Child Abduction And Giovanni Trapattoni

missing-madeleine-mccann2 Madeleine McCann: Spanish Police, Child Abduction And Giovanni TrapattoniMADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann

SUNDAY MIRROR: “COSTA PAIR TRIED TO STEAL OUR CHILDREN - EXCLUSIVE THIRD attempt to snatch young Brits from their parents in Spain”

Nigel and Lesley Atkinson’s sons Jason, 10, and Jake, eight, were playing outside their home in Moralet, near Alicante, when two men drove up and tried to entice the boys into their car…

“The boys were confused but thank God they were sensible enough to get back in the house. As they did, the men shouted at them to come back. But at this point our baby-sitter came out and the men sped off in their car.”

Spain? Not Portugal, then?

Yet Nigel and Lesley, both 46, claimed Spanish police had barely bothered to investigate the incident which follows two similar cases nearby as well as Madeleine McCann’s abduction in neigbouring Portugal.

“When an officer saw me he shrugged his shoulders and asked ‘what are we supposed to do’?” said Lesley “I’m horrified as there is a gang in the area trying to steal children and people are frightened. For all the police know this gang could be linked to Madeleine’s disappearance.”

DAILY TELEGRAPH: “Lady Meyer in pursuit of abducted children like Madeleine McCann”

The wife of our former ambassador to Washington, Sir Christopher Meyer, tells me that she is trying to persuade Boris Johnson to establish a headquarters for such searches.

The former ambassador’s wife needs a cauase:

“There are hundreds of charities in London who offer services to missing or abducted children,” she said at the launch of Rachel Johnson’s novel Shire Hell. “I’m proposing one centre of excellence which amalgamates all the charities and would be much more efficient in helping people.”

A centre of excellence in child abduction?

Catherine Meyer speaks from experience: she set up the charity Parents and Children Together after her former husband denied her access to her two sons.

Were her children abducted, like Madeleine McCann?

DAILY MAIL: “ ‘Human bone’ at centre of Jersey children’s home inquiry is actually a piece of wood or coconut shell”

To the cellar. No, not that one. This one at the Haut de la Garenne home.

Jersey’s “controversial deputy police chief, Lenny Harper, who is heading the investigation, has found something that looks like human bone.

His murder inquiry began when Eddie, an “enhanced victim recovery dog”, began barking in the cellar of Haut de la Garenne – the sign, according to its handler, that he had detected the scent of human remains.

By coincidence, the dog, from South Yorkshire Police, is the same animal that supposedly picked up “the scent of death” in the apartment where Madeleine McCann was last seen in Praia de Luz in Portugal.

SPORTING LIFE: “TRAPATTONI’S MADELEINE PLEA”

It’s Giovanni Trapattoni, legend of Italian football and new manager of the Republic of Ireland. Does he have news of the missing child?

The Italian and his squad are currently on a six-day training camp in Portugal and are based at Estrela da Luz, just minutes away from the Praia da Luz resort from which the four-year-old disappeared a little more than a year ago.

Trapattoni said: “Our hearts go out to the McCann family and if anybody has any information or anything like that that could be helpful, they should contact the police.”

Is it now the case that anyone of note who visits the Algarve must comment – should comment – on Madeleine McCann?

Says Eire Striker Kevin Doyle: “I only realised last night that we were staying in the same resort. I don’t know what we can do, but if us being here focuses a bit of media attention again…”

Madeleine McCann - Everybody’s pet cause… 

  1. 1 naddo Says:

    1st?

  2. 2 âde Says:

    second?

  3. 3 chenier Says:

    Well done you wonderful people!

  4. 4 chenier Says:

    God, I’m such a nice person, aren’t I?

  5. 5 chenier Says:

    Bugger this; why didn’t I come first?

  6. 6 chenier Says:

    On second thoughts, perhaps that was an inappropriate comment in National Masturbation Month…

  7. 7 âde Says:

    6 chenier
    :lol:
    reminds me about the joke
    what’s the similarity between the 100 metres sprint and sex?
    they both last ten seconds, someone always comes first and someone gets pissed off
    i expect i’ll be told off about that
    can’t draw either :lol:

    M and A

    No,the grumpiest one is in the cooler, still

  8. 8 âde Says:

    is trapattoni one of the taparratti?
    is he tapas10?
    has he adopted irish citizenship and become a devout catholic?
    we should be trolled
    **************
    TRAPAPISTS can’t talk! they are keeping mum

  9. 9 chenier Says:

    Ade,

    All you have to do is bear in mind that wise old adage:

    nice guys come last…

  10. 10 chenier Says:

    We don’t need a football team as well; they’re bound to balls it up!

  11. 11 âde Says:

    9 chenier
    “Ade,
    All you have to do is bear in mind that wise old adage:
    nice guys come last…:

    must be where “ladies first” comes from :lol:

  12. 12 jo Says:

    So….WHO is going to feed on that one?
    WHY wasnt the baby sitter outside WITH the kids?
    ……and what was I doing yesterday? :rool:

  13. 13 jo Says:

    Says Eire Striker Kevin Doyle: “I only realised last night that we were staying in the same resort. I don’t know what we can do, but if us being here focuses a bit of media attention again…”

    Is he stupid or somefin? :shock:

  14. 14 âde Says:

    13 jo
    Says Eire Striker Kevin Doyle: “I only realised last night that we were staying in the same resort. I don’t know what we can do, but if us being here focuses a bit of media attention again…”

    Is he stupid or somefin?

    he’s a footballer
    nuff said ;-)

  15. 15 jo Says:

    “I’m horrified as there is a gang in the area trying to steal children and people are frightened. For all the police know this gang could be linked to Madeleine’s disappearance.”

    The Guardia Civil NEVER said such a thing.Never

    I am off now because it is really sickening me

  16. 16 âde Says:

    is this kevin doyle’s mum?
    go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on…
    http://tinyurl.com/58nkqm

  17. 17 Gloria Smudd Says:

    6
    chenier Says:

    May 18th, 2008 at 9:50 am
    On second thoughts, perhaps that was an inappropriate comment in National Masturbation Month…

    ……………

    Au contraire; satirical sites such as these actively encourage frenzied mass debation, surely?

  18. 18 AgendaWide Says:

    Mornin all
    Is a coconut a euphemism for the head of a cocaine addict ?
    Wood that explain Eddie’s sniffin find in Haut de la Garenne or has he lost his senses?

  19. 19 Garth Says:

    Woof woof

    Where’s that idiot clueless when you want a larf?

  20. 20 jo Says:

    18
    AgendaWide
    ….dick head would be more appropriate :evil:

  21. 21 Garth Says:

    #
    7
    âde Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    6 chenier
    :lol:
    reminds me about the joke
    what’s the similarity between the 100 metres sprint and sex?
    they both last ten seconds, someone always comes first and someone gets pissed off
    i expect i’ll be told off about that
    can’t draw either :lol:
    ————

    You’ll do………….. :lol: ……………. crap joke! :roll:

  22. 22 Garth Says:

    Jo

    You aint got nofink to do with this gang in Spain by any chance have you? 8-O

  23. 23 Garth Says:

    #
    9
    chenier Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Ade,

    All you have to do is bear in mind that wise old adage:

    nice guys come last…
    ————–

    Only in your eyes! ;)

  24. 24 jo Says:

    22
    Garth Says:

    May 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Jo

    You aint got nofink to do with this gang in Spain by any chance have you?
    *************
    I may but not “that way” :evil:

  25. 25 âde Says:

    21 Garth
    not as big a joke as mummy’s hats and crap voice
    excellent fun to watch :lol:

  26. 26 AgendaWide Says:

    20 Jo
    I Want To Believe that dEddie and Keel-over can sniff through concrete. BBC said so so it must be true ;)
    The Daily Mail ridicule is probably baseless though, focusing on the coconut shell and not the other remains found with it :???:
    Or are the millionaire dogs and their handlers soon to be paupers -I think not.

  27. 27 Garth Says:

    #
    25
    âde Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    21 Garth
    not as big a joke as mummy’s hats and crap voice
    excellent fun to watch :lol:
    —————

    Crap indeed. Perhaps the pair of you ought to get together. Should be a larf. Hows the daisies? Do they need watering?

  28. 28 Garth Says:

    #
    24
    jo Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    22
    Garth Says:

    May 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Jo

    You aint got nofink to do with this gang in Spain by any chance have you?
    *************
    I may but not “that way” :evil:
    ————–

    Pull the other one………… its got bells on.

  29. 29 âde Says:

    26 AgendaWide
    yep, interesting angle of spin from the wail…
    on the subject of lord eddie and lady keeler…
    it’s always interested me that the odious couple are really worried about the sniffer dogs and dna
    methinks they complaineth too much ;-)
    and of course, happily, other things worry them:
    about jaffa status and knowing r murat to name but two
    more prodding needed
    what great sport we have :lol:

  30. 30 jo Says:

    28
    Garth

    I am afraid,you know nothing about me,do you?

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