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Madeleine McCann: My Brilliant Career

MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann

THE GUARDIAN: “Heard the same song three times today? Blame the craze for ‘testing’ tunes”

Martin Kelner is writing on his career in radio:

“The problem is that during the day most of my local radio stations are aiming at a broadly similar audience, roughly women of a certain age, from around 30 to a shade over 55. Those who claim to be in the know say this is the constituency that will help you to a good score in the quarterly Rajar figures.

The slavish adherence to this perceived wisdom was made clear to me at the BBC local station that sacked me just over a year ago (on the same day Madeleine McCann went missing actually, which is probably why you never saw much about it in the newspapers) for not being “female friendly” enough.

Irony? Given the Madeleine McCann is now a linked to the f9 button on a journalist’s keyboard, it’s  hard to tell…

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252 Responses to “Madeleine McCann: My Brilliant Career”

  1. just so Says:

    1st again!!

  2. lyn Says:

    2nd - never happened before!

  3. sam Says:

    third ?

  4. brandon flours Says:

    morning cheekypies!!! :-D

  5. brandon flours Says:

    Is this one of those mickey mouse threads?

  6. sam Says:

    what does the f9 button do ?

  7. sam Says:

    morning brandon, no idea.

  8. sam Says:

    right, i know now what the f9 button does. :)

  9. sam Says:

    that’’s rubbish though, now i don’t know how to get rid of it.

  10. chenier Says:

    Tenth!

    Oh, I’m so excited!

    I pressed f9 and nothing happened…

  11. Totje Says:

    11th thanks to chenier [damn you woman, I's supposed to be working] ;)

    I also pressed the f9 button and nothing happened, but I vaguely recall it does something in Excel [recalculate changed formula's?].

  12. Totje Says:

    I’s = I’m
    the excitement, you know!

  13. CLEARWATER Says:

    oh boy, the old windows bug that your hard disk will be wiped at the next restart if you press f9 repeatedly

    has this still not been fixed?

  14. chenier Says:

    12
    Totje Says:

    May 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
    I’s = I’m
    the excitement, you know!

    ————————————-
    Of course!

    I think I shall go and lie down for a while; this excitement is really getting to me…

  15. sam Says:

    chenier, totje, on my machine it opens the history side bar.

  16. lyn Says:

    pressed F9 and lost googelgmail!

  17. meercat Says:

    17th

  18. Totje Says:

    14
    chenier

    I don’t believe you for a second! You’re going out shopping with the offspring or something else that’s fun to do. Shopping… sun is shining… Oh bugger, I’ll tell my client it’ll take a day longer and I’ll call a friend to go shopping and lunching on a sunny terrace :lol:

  19. lyn Says:

    18th by the look of it!

  20. bounty hunter Says:

    CHENIER

    Think i will also have a little nap, again. Man flu. read after 11.30 pm yesterday, made me sick. hate hyenas (they hunt in packs and devour everything). May see you later when the pack have filled their bellies, strange the females are the leaders of the pack and even have external sex organs like the males, the males are just cowards , was it full moon last night ?

    ***********

    M and A

    Nearly full, I’ll check exactly when, 20th is the full moon

  21. bounty hunter Says:

    M&A

    Thank you thought i entered the Far Side last night from 11.30 !!!

    ***********

    Strangely I left just before that! but Meercat arrived later. But there is a definite lunar effect on the site.

  22. Lone Pigeon Says:

    whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooosh clunk….

    Carmen….Open the bloody window!

    Morning all.

    Has there been anything of note happen?

  23. brandon flours Says:

    Hi lone :-D

  24. brandon flours Says:

    just this …………….

    18 May 2008
    MCCANNS: IT’S STILL NO TO A RE-RUN
    By Marc Baker

    Defiant Kate and Gerry McCann have rejected a new plea to help re-create the night their daughter Maddie vanished.

    The couple had a tense showdown with Portuguese cops last week.

    After refusing to fly back, they have now been told to reply “within days” to yet another request for them to attend a reconstruction in two weeks.

    But sources say they will again say no.

    Police want Kate, 40, and Gerry, 39, and their Tapas Seven pals to return.

    But the couple have “grave reservations” about cops’ motives.

    They fear police aren’t interested in finding Maddie and only want to charge them with neglect over the disappearance of Maddie, now five, in Praia da Luz last May.

    Spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: “They’re still considering what to do.”

  25. Ferdinand Says:

    McGuckins to sue

    M and A

    Is that the Irish couple?

  26. brandon flours Says:

    The bible passage with the cadaver scent…………….

    19 But when David saw that his servants whispered, David perceived that the child was dead: therefore David said unto his servants, Is the child dead? And they said, He is dead.

    20 Then David got up from the ground. After he had washed, put on lotions and changed his clothes, he went into the house of the LORD and worshipped. Then he went to his own house, and at his request they served him food, and he ate.

    21 His servants asked him, “Why are you acting this way? While the child was alive, you fasted and wept, but now that the child is dead, you get up and eat!”

    22 He answered, “While the child was still alive, I fasted and wept. I thought, ‘Who knows? The LORD may be gracious to me and let the child live.’

    23 But now that he is dead, why should I fast? Can I bring him back again? I will go to him, but he will not return to me.”

    ————————————————————

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=562911&in_page_id=1770

    But she revealed how she dreaded the prospect of having to search for Madeleine for another 40 years.

    She said: ‘We’re never going to get to a day where you think, “OK, we’ve tried everything now. We’re exhausted and we need to start living”.’

    Mr McCann said: ‘Your life is carrying on to an extent, in a quasi-real existence, a purgatory-type existence.’

  27. brandon flours Says:

    Hi ferdinand :-D

  28. Lone Pigeon Says:

    hellooooo baby :)

  29. Ferdinand Says:

    25 M & A

    “Is that the Irish couple?”

    Yes, see http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183633.html

  30. brandon flours Says:

    :evil: :lol:

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