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Madeleine McCann: Kevin Doyle Plays A Blinder, Chris Ayres’ Maddy Paddy And Brain Surgery

missing-madeleine-mccann2 Madeleine McCann: Kevin Doyle Plays A Blinder, Chris Ayres Maddy Paddy And Brain SurgeryMADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann

IRISH INDEPENDENT: “FAI eloquent on Madeleine”

KEVIN DOYLE seemed somewhat surprised the other day when he was informed that the Irish team’s Estrela da Luz base was just five minutes away from where Madeleine McCann went missing last year.

Kevin Doyle is a footballer with the Eire team. He’s at a press conference.

That Doyle had to take a question on the topic was somewhat bizarre, but then such is the demand of news desks — given that Maddie stories still sell — then it was perhaps inevitable. What was more bizarre, however, was an FAI press officer following up unprompted with quite an eloquent comment about the tragedy, before quickly stating that it was from Giovanni Trapattoni who seemingly was scheduled to be asked about the issue as well.

Eveyone should comment on Madeleine McCann. What they say determines how we perceive them. The boy done good.

Doyle said he was going to take a stroll to the church where the McCanns famously prayed in the days after their daughter disappeared, and some other players have been spotted strolling around the area.

A pilgrimage? A quick scout for women? A warm down after training?

THE TIMES: “The babysitter from cyberspace”

Chris Ayres’ LA Notebook: “imagine the terror at leaving my child in the care of an internet nanny”.

A couple of days ago I met a complete stranger on the internet, invited her over to my house, showed her the room where my son was sleeping, then went out to a party at my neighbour’s house - where I promptly began to hyperventilate.

Breathe. Brrrreeeee-aaaa-thhhh-e. (A dollar says he’s only got one child.)

Deep down, of course, I knew the reason for my paranoia: we had met our babysitter on SitterCity.com, a kind of Facebook for parents.

It’s referral service. That’s how child care works, isn’t it?

Part of the problem, I think, is the looming shadow of the Madeleine McCann case. Thanks to that tragic story I now approach all child-minding dilemmas by taking a kind of warped McCann test: if something went horribly wrong, how negligent/guilty would I look when interviewed on Larry King Live? Let’s face it, explaining that you met your babysitter online wouldn’t exactly get you nominated as Father of the Year.

It’s a worry. But no worries:

In the end, of course, the babysitter we hired was fine, although we continued our search. The most recent candidate we interviewed was another young women on a summer break after graduating. I asked her what she had studied. “Neuroscience at Harvard med,” came the swift reply. Yes, that’s right: we now have a trained brain surgeon as our babysitter, and all for the rate of $14 an hour. Next time I go out on a date with my wife, I think I’ll be able to relax.

She’s going to open your child’s head and rewire it….

  1. 1 sam Says:

    1st?

  2. 2 sam Says:

    everyones asleep anyway by the looks of it :)

  3. 3 sam Says:

    oh and while we’re at it, third :)
    must get kids up

  4. 4 DuncanR Says:

    Congratulations!

    And Jubilations :grin:

  5. 5 jo Says:

    Good morning :smile:

  6. 6 DuncanR Says:

    Morning Jo :grin:

  7. 7 jo Says:

    What if people “kidnap” their best balls? :shock:
    I mean,foot ball,dont get me wrong!

  8. 8 jo Says:

    Is any and all events going to be linked to these mccann people for ever or somefin?

  9. 9 DuncanR Says:

    Or split the defence with a long ball through the middle :grin:

  10. 10 sam Says:

    jo, it’s becoming an never ending story isn’t it.

  11. 11 jo Says:

    Sam
    It IS an ever ending pathetic story
    I am working out a way to put a stop to it but it will be impossible before the PJ charges them or not and thus shelve the case which wil be impossible because Madeleine is reported as a missing person…even if she is not
    I know some who would do with brain surgery :evil:

  12. 12 sam Says:

    brain surgeons seem to come cheap nowadays don’t they. think i’ll have two at that price.

  13. 13 sam Says:

    jo, it is would love to move on but feel bogged down by their crap. cm gone all quiet as well, well well. god that looks weird written down. :)

  14. 14 jo Says:

    http://joana-morais.blogspot.com/2008/05/mccanns-strange-connections.html

    Your favorite ………. “Bordon Grown” and the mccfools LOOKING for their daughter
    Listen to kate….Duncan,she actually saying a FULL sentence!!!! I must be dreamin :shock:

  15. 15 jo Says:

    Sam
    CM has to shut up…he has done enough damage as it is,he is a complete burk (not sure of spelling :lol: )

  16. 16 sam Says:

    14
    jo Says:

    great video jo, thanks for posting it. :)

  17. 17 jo Says:

    Sam
    We”ve got the new thread for us oly :lol: :lol:

  18. 18 sam Says:

    15

    jo, agree, think it’s spellt berk, but can be written burk, have had a word with himself apparently it’s short for berkeley hunt, which i then had to look up what that was as well. ’nuff said. :)

  19. 19 sam Says:

    17,

    looks like it jo. hmm, i sense a pattern here, everyone buggars off when i say something.:)

  20. 20 DuncanR Says:

    19 - Sam

    I’m still here !!!

  21. 21 sam Says:

    hi duncan, think jo’s gone now. why is anoraks clock several minutes ahead, do you know ?

  22. 22 jo Says:

    19
    sam
    Same here…
    At least Duncan is here even if he doesnt comment :wink:
    Poor M$A I bet they are sick of “it ” both mcanns and us :lol: :lol:

  23. 23 DuncanR Says:

    21 - sam

    Think it’s Paul’s dastardly plan to make sure M & A don’t oversleep in the morning

  24. 24 sam Says:

    jo, wouldn’t surprise me. :)

    duncan, i’m really not sure how that would work.

  25. 25 jo Says:

    Are the T9 going to have an other secret meeting before the reconstruction? :roll: or will they be a little be more careful than in december? :evil:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/12/11/tapas-9-in-secret-mccann-meeting-89520-20232103/

  26. 26 sam Says:

    duncan, i was sorry to hear how ill your wife wife was, that must be difficult for you both. :(

  27. 27 irish girl spain Says:

    Good morning ;-)
    Boris Johnson…… :lol:
    “”Frustrated at not being able to offer more assistance to the parents of Madeleine McCann, Lady Meyer has set her sights on co-ordinating the search for abducted children..”"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/1976774/Lady-Meyer-in-pursuit-of-abducted-children-like-Madeleine-McCann.html
    =======
    More charities, more money, more headquarters, a centre of excellence, London!!!
    Did the Mcc’s visit Meyer when they went to Washington ;-)

  28. 28 chenier Says:

    Dastardly plans?

    Good morning, everyone!

  29. 29 DuncanR Says:

    24 -sam

    duncan, i’m really not sure how that would work.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++

    Not very well it seems.

    Looks like I’m on my own this morning. All the other Mods seem to still be in bed. :grin:

  30. 30 sam Says:

    25, jo,

    who knows ? think i’m going back to be, ive been awake since before 5 and i’m getting tired now.

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