Comments on: Madeleine McCann: The Story So Far

By: Gandolf

Gandolf — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:18:00 +0000

Not as negative as the 24 pictures bollox then ?……………………………

By: Julia

Julia — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:12:19 +0000

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Im sure they are not trying to con us two years in a row. Im sure if they had anything to do with her disappearance they still wouldnt be bringing attention to themselves.

By: Grande Finale

Grande Finale — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:29:23 +0000

Montaillou Says:
December 1st, 2008 at 12:12 am
It’s all right GF, with a bit of luck SteveT will upstage the McCs by getting his hands on a gullible sporting hero first (see abvove). It had to come - perhaps they’ll wangle their way into HRH’s slot broadcasting ot the nation?
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It is said to be a worldwide broadcast WTF. European papers are printing a lot more facts about this case than the UK press.

Most sensible people of Europe will know exactly what this is about IMO.

funds funds funds…………

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:12:41 +0000

It’s all right GF, with a bit of luck SteveT will upstage the McCs by getting his hands on a gullible sporting hero first (see abvove). It had to come - perhaps they’ll wangle their way into HRH’s slot broadcasting ot the nation?

By: Grande Finale

Grande Finale — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:53:31 +0000

Here we go , Christmas wouldn’t be christmas without a Mc con christmas appeal would it ? well it is an expensive time of year !

“Missing Madeleine McCann’s mum Kate remains certain she is still alive - and plans a worldwide appeal at Christmas for help in finding the tot.”

“A sporting hero, who has yet to be named, will front the TV appeal. The celeb will speak as previously unseen footage of Maddie is screened.”

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:39:17 +0000

Bye SteveT - think about it!

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:38:00 +0000

Somalia isn’t that remote or an island so far as I know but you see they have got the piracy business down to a fine art and they have their own telecomms systems and accountants and financial advisers - they are after all professsionals and they have the advantage of prximity to the gulf states of course.

But if you fancy remote islands, once you’ve got a stash of loot you could take off top the far east, there are plenty of opportunities for piracy there and plenty of islands, and they’d probably beenefit from some professional advice, you could be running a global company in five years tiem, jus tremember who gave you the idea.

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:34:01 +0000

Bye all, off to Sunday dinner!

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:33:35 +0000

Does Keeffy have a place in the Algarve? He could set up as a consulatnt in sedatives if the music business goes down, or even as a sideline.

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:30:55 +0000

Pirates used to hide in remote islands. Does that describe Somalia?

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:30:29 +0000

I think they probably do help to keep the oil price up and perhaps it doesn’t benefit most people but if you thik about it once you’ve got your first fortune from piracy you could invest in oil, and in things like copper and titanium in central Asia and the darket bits of Africa, and if you kept up the fund profile you’d have alovely touchy feely image and no-one would think there was nyuthing dodgy about your dealings.

I think you’d have to ensure that you had sufficient on any firiends who became inadvertently involved to make sure they kept quiet, or you could buy them off, and anyway assassination isn’t that expensive witht he right contacts, and you’d hav ethose in the business you’re going into.

Just a word of warning - don’t use a toy cat as a mascot, it’s been done.

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:27:59 +0000

Keith say’s he knows of quite a few substances that can keep you asleep through anything.

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:23:49 +0000

I need to go and talk to Keith Richards.

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:21:31 +0000

Do Samalien pirates help to keep the oil price up? But who would benefit from that?

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:18:46 +0000

I could pretend that I could not discuss the case for legal reasons. I probably need some kind of mascot…. a child’s toy perhaps? But would my friends agree to a pact of silence? What dirt do I have on them?

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:15:54 +0000

On second thoughts you could try investing the proceeds in Somalian piracy, that’s also quite lucrative and if you took your first fund earnings and reinvested you could use some of your ill-gotten piracy gains to pough back into further marketing of your fund and so on…… hmmm there’s a future in this, I’m off to write a business plan and look for some backers.

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:12:21 +0000

Well if your fund is successful you could retire and start a new life somewhere for you and your family to avoid any awkaward questions about to the use to which it was put.

Learn from experience - if you start a fund and don’t know when to stop flogging a daed horse you get all sorts of inconvenient quesitons and gripes from punters who may have contributed or who question your motives. Get yourslef a sporting hero or heroine to help - perhpas you’d need to give him/her a cut but hey marketing always costs soemthing!

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:09:40 +0000

But do steer clear of keeping your Fund in Iceland, or the Isle of Man; it would be positively tragic if all that hard-earned loot, sorry, generous contributions, were to be lost in the melt-down of the financial markets…

By: SteveT

SteveT — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:04:25 +0000

Montaillou,
It would sure be better than working! I wish I didn’t have a conscience!

By: Montaillou

Montaillou — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:56:16 +0000

SteveT if you want to start a fund, which I believe can be a very good way of raising money if you get the objectives right, you’ll need to assemble a good library of children, family, family hamsters and guinea pigs etc (leave out the dogs) and reserve some unseen footage for a year hence. I would guess you could pay your Christmas bill sand keep up your mortgage that way. xx