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Julian King Is Missing, Presumed Black
JULIAN King is missing. His mother is called Julia. His aunt is Jennifer Hudson, a reality TV star.
Chicago police have issued an amber alert.
Julian’s disappearance is all over the news. It’s shocking stuff. After all, Julian King has never knowingly been blonde. Indeed, the only photographs of Julian are so grainy that he looks a little non-blonde, black even or IC3.
Anorak’s computer wizards have got to work on the images and thanks to them Chicago police are now equipped with an actual likeness that can distribute to the world’s media in the secure knowledge that Julian will make it onto the nation’s front pages…
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October 27th, 2008 at 7:34 am
coco Says:
October 27th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I feel compelled to drag this post to the MM thread because I am horrified that somebody has been allowed to say that there is not a God - and have it written on the side of a bus!
Children may see these buses and become even more fucking evil than they already are.
Salman Rushdie and I have been totally put off our breakfast by this news - so we may have to counter this with some Court action or other in the near future.
Good God! Try telling the McCanns that there is no God!
Just try it!
Christ! The first thing that K-Woman asked for was a Priest for God’s sake!
She didn’t even run down the road to look for M - because she knew it was a far better use of her energy and resources to talk to God through a Priest first.
Of course at this point - she could not have known that Aliens had her daughter - but still ……. She asked for a Priest! And she is a doctor!
And doctors know that there are such things as errrrr …….. God!
Which is an anagram of Dog! - Which somehow K-Woman does not believe in!
October 27th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Mark my words. It will be somebody in or known to the family!
It nearly always is ……. unless of course it was another Alien abduction case like that of poor M.
October 27th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Yowzer! Yowzer! Yowzer! Praise the Lord!
I reckon that this is a family thing.
In most cases - the family or somebody close to the family is involved in some way - if only slightly! But they are usually involved. If not always!
Anyway - let us see the outcome of all this! Phew!
I should have been a copper but my teachers and lecturers thought I would be wasted.
How right they were! - Coppers are not allowed to think for themselves anymore!
Ask Amaral!
Hi Mr. Amaral - I am sending you lots of healing through the ether. God bless you.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Googling the case produces 4 ,124 articles.
The articles include these facts……..
“Law enforcement sources told the Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times that William Balfour was in custody, and the man’s mother said he is Julia Hudson’s estranged husband.”
“Mr Balfour was named in a police alert issued after Julian’s disappearance. Julia Hudson did not comment on her relationship to Mr Balfour.”
Let’s hope that Julian is recovered safe and well.