Russell Brand Made Director General At BBC: New Schedules
THE Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand podcast is now the most downloaded multimedia item on the BBC’s website.
Now other BBC shows play catch-up in the race for viewing figures:
Bluer Peter: No need to send grandma from the room as the entire family get together and use an old washing up bottle, some double-sided sticky tape and coloured pens to make a huge phallus for the family pet
Little Dorrit: Arthur wangles an incitation to stay with the Meagles family and table ends cage dancer Amy as Flora Ross Finching giggles incessantly
Silent Witness, aka Silent Phone Call: A man presses play on his answer phone machine. Nothing is heard. He sees the broken window. A hamster looks up. The man hangs himself. Laughter.
Doctors: Dr Lily Hassan a treats man who has caught his penis in a swing. A new Spanish doctor arrives and in a tragic misunderstanding gets his penis caught in a hamster’s mouth
You’ve Been Framed: Viewers send in mobile phone footage of themselves masturbating on the bus, in the park and in the furniture department of well-known high-street stores
Weakest Link:
Anne Robinson: “In telly, how much is Jonathan Ross paid?”
Contestant: “C***!”
Newsnight: Jeremy Paxman plays excerpts of Russell Brand’s radio show and asks Peter Mandelson if he enjoyed it for a rigorous no-nonsense 15 minutes without reply
Question Time: Live from Washington, Elizabeth Edwards and Simon Schama hear from Repubalicans in Des Moins upset by Russell Brand and discover that while 46% of the audience want to kill him, 54% think he can be saved by Jesus.
The Graham Norton Show: Dicks, internet porn and smut.
Close Down…
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November 1st, 2008 at 12:58 am
Snatch of the Day
October 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
C*ntryfile…?
October 31st, 2008 at 10:45 am
Ready, steady….F**k!
October 31st, 2008 at 10:26 am
Junior Points of View
Pick of this week’s CCTV footage from schools in England and Wales.
October 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Horny Fools and Horses.
October 30th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Arse of the Year Show, Live from Olymia.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Mind you, without any changes whatsoever, Benidorm. (voted top comedy by OK readers?
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October 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I’ve done that. Keep up
The Dicker of Vibley
October 30th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Thongs Of Praise
October 30th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Are You Being Serviced?
October 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am
The contestants in the Weakest Link will in future be completely naked…
October 30th, 2008 at 9:58 am
It ain’t half hard Mum! -
This week the concert party find a box of live mortar bombs in the jungle and Sergeant-Major Williams makes them take them up the arsenal. Much to Gloria’s disgust
October 30th, 2008 at 9:51 am
is ’swap shop’ making a return?
October 30th, 2008 at 9:46 am
in fact, you don’t need to make em up.
there was a programme on last night called something like ‘horribly disfigured naked teenage bodies’ or something.
October 30th, 2008 at 9:44 am
there’s always ‘one foot in the grave’
October 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am
The revamped ‘Are You Being Served’ with Graham Norton should pull ‘em …
October 30th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I don’t fancy watching ‘antiques roadshow’ now…
October 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am
One man and his Dog -
You can do this one yourselves
October 30th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Three Way Family Favourites -
Incestual bondage and spit roasting live from Osnabruck
‘What’s the leather like there, Jean?
October 30th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Thongs of Praise -
A candid look at ladies in skimpy underwear brought to you from Coventry Cathederal where Epstein’s statue of St Michael giving Satan is brought up to date for the 21st Century and a revamped Ecce Homo in the old Cathederal is now guaranteed to make your eyes water.
October 30th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Torch -Got Wood
October 30th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Torchwood returns for another season, this time from Birmingham, and fans are wondering how the time-travelling hotties can top the levelling of Cardiff to the ground.
Tune in, turn on, and pass the fire extinguisher!