Russell Brand Made Director General At BBC: New Schedules

THE Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand podcast is now the most downloaded multimedia item on the BBC’s website.

Now other BBC shows play catch-up in the race for viewing figures:

Bluer Peter: No need to send grandma from the room as the entire family get together and use an old washing up bottle, some double-sided sticky tape and coloured pens to make a huge phallus for the family pet

Little Dorrit: Arthur wangles an incitation to stay with the Meagles family and table ends cage dancer Amy as Flora Ross Finching giggles incessantly

Silent Witness, aka Silent Phone Call: A man presses play on his answer phone machine. Nothing is heard. He sees the broken window. A hamster looks up. The man hangs himself. Laughter.

Doctors: Dr Lily Hassan a treats man who has caught his penis in a swing. A new Spanish doctor arrives and in a tragic misunderstanding gets his penis caught in a hamster’s mouth

You’ve Been Framed: Viewers send in mobile phone footage of themselves masturbating on the bus, in the park and in the furniture department of well-known high-street stores

Weakest Link:

Anne Robinson: “In telly, how much is Jonathan Ross paid?”

Contestant: “C***!”

Newsnight: Jeremy Paxman plays excerpts of Russell Brand’s radio show and asks Peter Mandelson if he enjoyed it for a rigorous no-nonsense 15 minutes without reply

Question Time: Live from Washington, Elizabeth Edwards and Simon Schama hear from Repubalicans in Des Moins upset by Russell Brand and discover that while 46% of the audience want to kill him, 54% think he can be saved by Jesus.

The Graham Norton Show: Dicks, internet porn and smut.

Close Down…

Anorak

Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

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chenier Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 8:57 am

Torchwood returns for another season, this time from Birmingham, and fans are wondering how the time-travelling hotties can top the levelling of Cardiff to the ground.

Tune in, turn on, and pass the fire extinguisher!

Anorak Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:03 am

Torch -Got Wood

yampster Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:10 am

Thongs of Praise -

A candid look at ladies in skimpy underwear brought to you from Coventry Cathederal where Epstein’s statue of St Michael giving Satan is brought up to date for the 21st Century and a revamped Ecce Homo in the old Cathederal is now guaranteed to make your eyes water.

yampster Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:17 am

Three Way Family Favourites -

Incestual bondage and spit roasting live from Osnabruck

‘What’s the leather like there, Jean?

yampster Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am

One man and his Dog -

You can do this one yourselves

Lone Pigeon Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:21 am

I don’t fancy watching ‘antiques roadshow’ now…

chenier Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am

The revamped ‘Are You Being Served’ with Graham Norton should pull ‘em …

firestar Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:44 am

there’s always ‘one foot in the grave’

firestar Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:46 am

in fact, you don’t need to make em up.

there was a programme on last night called something like ‘horribly disfigured naked teenage bodies’ or something.

Lone Pigeon Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:51 am

is ’swap shop’ making a return?

yampster Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:58 am

It ain’t half hard Mum! -

This week the concert party find a box of live mortar bombs in the jungle and Sergeant-Major Williams makes them take them up the arsenal. Much to Gloria’s disgust

chenier Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am

The contestants in the Weakest Link will in future be completely naked…