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Your Thoughts On And Ideas For The New Anorak
SPEAKING from Bangkok, where he is taking the ladies’ ping-pong team through their winter training camp, Old Mr Anorak welcomes you to the new Anorak - which will arrive sometime today.
Answering the brief to give OMA’s estranged great-nephew Rupert ‘Are we there yet?’ Murdoch a bloody good thrashing, Anorak will shine a light on the world’s media and study the words of the great and good.
All this for a full 20p less than the Daily Star, 30p less then the Sun, 50p less then the Mail and 40p less than the Express.
Yours in anticipation,
Anorak
Image: Old Mr Anorak at the launch…
Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
November 12th, 2008 at 10:09 am
probably be all- obama this and obama that!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
O-bama it won’t….
O-bama it will…
Continue for four years….
November 12th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Looking forward to the unveiling. Please don’t forget about Diana and Harvey Nicks and the Mails’ health pages.
Sometimes we all need continuity!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:15 am
It will all be there - and some more.
There is space for new features, so any suggestions…
November 12th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Can I apply for the sex/ relationship aunt problem pages ?
November 12th, 2008 at 10:29 am
and can I have the ‘piss everyone off’ page please?
November 12th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Dear Brandon,
Recently i’ve been experiencing erection problems. Can you help?
November 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I’m sure a builder could solve that for you Birdie
November 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
lone pigeon
leave at least half an hour inbetween
November 12th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Steeplejacks have pigeon solutions on their minds
November 12th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Hi there C&C
I missed you the other evening, and only saw your post afterwards! I also saw that you’re not in the best of health at the moment - that’s not good to hear - I hope that it’s something that will cure soon!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Morning Julie. Good and bad days….. thanks for asking.
I think we’re the only original ones left now aren’t we? Now that takes stamina and IMO deserves an Anorak Award!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Yip C&C I think it’s you and I left! Thank goodness this is cyberspace otherwise between the pair of us I think we’d be black and blue and have broken bones everywhere from some of the batterings we took (I see you still get them grrrr)
I think you and I came full circle - our first “discussion” was a full-on head battering - remember?
November 12th, 2008 at 10:50 am
As long as it doesn’t include helmets…
November 12th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Leathers and helmets, whips and handcuffs ….. that’s Garthy’s department ….
November 12th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Helmut Hertz, our german expert, will be writing for the new site…
November 12th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Ardat Heinz
November 12th, 2008 at 11:30 am
C&C
The Tories and Boris are proposing to reopen the Cliffe airport debacle yet again, just had an email from Bob Spinks about it
November 12th, 2008 at 11:37 am
June…. round and round it goes. Do you remember Maplin Sands?
could you mail me the info? I’d be really interested as its my doorstep.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:39 am
shannon was drugged the judge says
November 12th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Ok give me 5 .
November 12th, 2008 at 11:40 am
oops sorry forgot to swap pages
November 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Ok sent, think Maplin sands was before we moved here
November 12th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
So…how does this “New Anorak” actually pan out ?
A preview of any new facilities ?
November 12th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Hope the dodgy page numbering system is finally resolved.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Matt - tell me more…
November 12th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I do know from yesterday that there is a lot of adverts so that moolah is gonna start rolling in!
November 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
2 adverts - one at very top and one to teh right…
And i really do need the money…
November 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Well I hope they work well for you! You deserve it!
November 12th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Any idea what time today? I’ve gotta get lunch and don’t wanna miss the big bang!