ANYONE not shocked and sickened by the death of Baby P, and who may be having trouble being shocked and sickened by the torture of a small child, can look through any number of newspaper articles to learn how shocked and sickened columnists are.
They can then study shocking and sickening virtual reality images of the shocking and sickening injuries inflicted on the child.
Those who are shocked and sickened should tell their children all about it, leaving out the bit about the torture and the death, lest the kids have nightmares, telling them instead that Baby P was cremated and his remains scattered in a cemetery in his sleep.
Caring parents may choose to turn the tragic event into a family day out with soft toys, stories and a chance to appear in the national press stood alongside the Sun’s plaque that bears the touching inscription:
“BABY P – For all your Baby P pictures, social worker baiting and topless footy scores go to www.Sun-cares-more.com“
As a father, like Ed Balls and Gordon Brown, Old Mr Anorak is uniquely placed to understand the pain, more so than non-fathers and certainly non-mothers, and urges supermarkets to removes baby peas from their shelves lest history repeats itself.
All next week Anorak will be wearing a flower for Baby P.
The Pop-Pee is available to all readers, although not to social workers who are the scum of the earth and should be taken from this place and shot through the throat…
Exclusive to the Sun, with
Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
- June on The Pirelli 2010 Calendar In Artful Nudity (NSFW)
- June on Susan Boyle: World Divided Over SuBo And Lady Susan
- Tony on Daily Mail And Tax Payers’ Alliance Attacks BBC Over Its Free Trees For A Better Planet
- Cheryl on Susan Boyle: World Divided Over SuBo And Lady Susan
- cheekyappleblossom on I’m A Celebrity: Quitter Katie Price Wanted To Die With Jedward
November 29th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Its horrific to think of what little baby P went through, hours of torture and pain. It must of been cruciating for him. He had barely started his life! He wasnt even three. Its undescribable to think that he was scared of his parents, children are supposed to love their parents, not feel terrified once they walk in the room. Its just sickening. Im also apalled that the social workers, of all people, didnt realise what was going on. They are nearly as bad as the people who murdered him. Maybe if they had spotted the real situation, then baby P might still be alive.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Oh, there will be plenty more of that as the tabloids get their jollies on the Mumbai Massacre; if we can’t have an Empire any more we can still claim that every story is about our people, from what used to be our Empire, doing lunatic things in places which used to be in our Empire…
November 28th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
marc - er, no. It’s the mourning sickness that sticks in the craw…
November 28th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
marc,
We’re taking the piss out of the people pretending to give a toss about a child who they would have pilloried as a feral brute in a few years time…
November 28th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
you sick twats, taking the piss out of what happened, may it happen to you, mabey then you wont be as quick with your keyboards.
November 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I wonder when the fund-raiser will be?
Mind you, the Express and Dessie are good at that. He does have his own band after all.
November 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am
or P(uss) in Boots
November 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Oh, but which one to choose?
A ladd in Heaven, perhaps…
November 28th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Maybe a panto for P?
November 27th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Dread to think what his’ grave’ will be like at Christmas