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Mumbai’s British Terrorists Engage In Citizen Journalism
“ARE they British?” asks the Telegraph, lens focused on an image of two on the men behind the Mumbai massacre?
“Gang used Blackberrys to monitor reaction in the British press.”
One wonders what press reaction the murderous expect? Are we to hear from their spokesman saying that the Daily Express has always been dead set against them and that the Sun’s Page 3 “News in Briefs” is Islamophobic?
“How can the Daily Mail lead with news of Damian Green?” asks an incredulous mass murderer. “What the f*** is the world coming to?”
Technology helps the terrorists keep up with the story, and best identify their kill. If only the Telegraph did the same. While it wonders, its rivals know:
“TWO GUNMAN FROM BRADFORD,” announces the Sun on its front page.
“BUTCHERS Of MUMBAI ARE BRITS,” says the Express.
“MUMBAI KILLERS ARE BRITS,” confirms the Star.
IT’S the Indy’s “BRITISH CONNECTION”.
But the scoop is with the Mirror which tots up the bodies and says: “7 MUMBAI TERRORISTS ARE BRITISH – They come from Leeds, Bradford and Hartlepool.”
The Mirror knows. Get this insight from its “terrorism expert”:
Mumbai terror: Kevin Toolis on why attacks in India are a worrying step up
It takes an expert to realise that strafing a crowd with bullets and grenades killing and maiming hundreds is “worrying”.
News that seven British murderers come from Indian sources who say that two British-born Pakistanis are under arrest and another five suspects were born and raised here.
But these facts are unconfirmed. All we know is that one terrorist has stood before the Beak and told how he was trained in Pakistan and given the brief to kill as many people as possible.
For more information, ask the terrorists…
Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
November 29th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Perhaps if more of India’s ‘Special Forces’ were Brits then this would be over by now. They have the capability to put a probe on the moon but don’t seem to be able to grasp the fundamentals of clearing a building.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I would really hope that these terrorists were not brought up using UK benefits money? I have always loathed the idea of being idle and collecting free benefit money because peolpe prefer to misuse funds especially when somebody else has paid tax and toiled for it.That’s why one of the biggest fundings for scams, crime,drugs,cigarrettes, alcohol and other idle-minded schemes actually come from benefit money. For the physically and mentally disabled - minimum benefit plus adapted jobs.For the physically and mentally able only 12 months of benefits with no recourse to benefits for another 5 years unless for disability.Surely we could reduce the benefit stupidity.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I bet those trying to come to terms with the ease with which an AK 47, plus a few hundred rounds, can really screw up a honeymoon are, as we type, brooding over whether these lunatics may have been raised by parents on the dole.
After all, who knows where Kashmir is anyway?
December 8th, 2008 at 1:54 am
I don’t understand why the absurd claim of the Daily Mirror as fact that 7 of the terrorists were UK citizens has never been followed up and the DM has never retracted it or even mentioned it again? Embarrassment at piss poor journalism I guess? Even so, they have made a public front page unsubstantiated claim that needs clarifying surely by some press regulatory body?