“If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature’s refridgerator - your car” - Anthea Tuner on GMTV



The Shannon Matthews Christmas Gift Range
HEY, Kids. With Christmas approaching faster than a Somalian pirate with a bad case of the trots, Anorak has produced some T-shirts.
A real Anorak Bazaar will soon appear in the gigantic online shopping mall, but to whet your appetite we’ve produced some new T-shirts.
All T-shirts cost £19.00 or $1.
Yo-Ho-Ho. It’s off to the shops we go!
“I’d run over my mother to get an Anorak T-shirt” – US shoppers collective.
NEW IN - The Shannon Matthews Doll and Money Box
It’s a dolly! It’s a money box!! It’s a bed warmer!!!
The Shannon Matthews Doll can be whatever you want it to be - but it can never be lost! Attaches to the bed, wall or attic with stretchy elastic, allegedly.
Collect by car.
Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
November 30th, 2008 at 9:23 am
does it come with a dinky carrier bag?
November 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am
It also comes with a complete set of media mugs and Microsoft ‘Ransom Note’ Professional
November 30th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Or a coupon promising 30% off all Anorak sales in future?
Cos if it doesn’t I’m not buying…
November 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am
does it come with a full size carrier bag?
December 1st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
thats my daughter your taking the piss out off and im not happy with this just for your amusement you can take the piss out off karen or anyone else but keep it off my daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!