The Best Dorset Lapland Top 10 Christmas Album Ever
“ANGRY people just kept shouting,” says Elf No.1, an escapee from Dorset’s trashed version of Lapland. “It was really doing my health in.”
Anorak is listening, and for small charitable donation will represent Elf No.1 and eLf No.2 before Mr E. Bunny at the Fairyland court of arbitration.
But hey, kids, it’s Christmas. Sing. Sing. Sing!!!
Don’t Come All Ye Faithful
Angels Ring The Tills Of Glory
Ava It Away Maria
Christians Awake Salute The Happy Moron
Bish Bosh Merrily On Low
All I Want For Christmas Is My Money Back
Deck The Fools
I Saw Mummy Punching Santa Claus
Rudolph The Base-Faced Bastard
Shite Christmas
And many many more…
Available on CD for £30 o.n.o. CD might be blank and look like an old tape.
Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 4th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Even better news , its been closed down
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7765080.stm
December 4th, 2008 at 9:13 am
they should make one of sprayed coffee/tea on a screen.
what’s the wrapper gonna be like Anrkoa?
December 4th, 2008 at 7:56 am
“CD might be blank and look like an old tape”
Priceless. There is no emoticon for how much that made me chuckle.