The 25 Best Newspaper Headlines

AS AGW notes, Yuletide is the day when copy editors desperately search for the blooper headlines of the year like those featured in the Anorak Tagline - such as:

“Condoleezza Rice Plays Piano for Queen” - Stuff.co.nz - (’Caught in a Landslide, No Escape From Reality’)

More:

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

War Dims Hope for Peace

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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