Daily Star Produced By Big Brother Gnome
ONLY a few months to go until Big Brother and the Daily Star brings news that the show is a fix.
Such a fix is Big Brother that five years ago the Daily Star’s editorial staff formed a betting consortium and placed a hefty sum on the eventual winner.
Team Star won. Big.
The staff departed for a prolonged lunchtime sabbatical in The Griffin public house, where they remain to this day.
The paper continues to be produced by a nodding dog holding a gnome’s fishing rod over a keyboard.
‘Dezzie’ has been able to make 52 pages of news – every day - from the words “SHOCK”, “FIX” RACE” , “ROW”, BIG”, BROTHER” and “CHEAPER”.
Other newspapers are reviewing their staffing…
And the shocker: “IT’S A BIG FIX - BB bosses admit to targeting wannabes.” Indeed…
Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Media Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
No, ‘cos he was a gnomosexual
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
..for being crap at trigognometry….
not much cop at gnome economics either….
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
The gnome was bullied at school
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 am
I feel the gnome deserves a holiday on a sun drenched tropical beach (within reach of the beachbar), and he can msm
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
The GLA has never gone away.
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:19 am
Until the day someone kidnaps the gnome…..