Top Ten Bizarre Holiday Complaints
THE Top Ten Bizarre Holiday, as dleivred by British holiday makers to The Association for British Travel Agents (ABTA) and Thomas Cook:
The sand is too white
Too many fish in the sea
Feelings of inadequacy after seeing an aroused elephant
Friend’s three-bedroom apartment was “clearly bigger” than his one-bedroom place
Nine hours to fly back to England from Jamaica when it only takes American travellers a mere three hours to get home. Unfair!
“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts”
My £3.50 pair of Ray Ban sunglasses bought from a street vendor are fake,
Travel agent never told him to wear swimming trunks for his trip to a water park
Tour operator failed to tell traveller that mosquitos bite
“The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?”
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March 18th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Brits abroad. You can’t live with ‘em, you can’t kill ‘em. I stayed next to one couple who pestered the rep all fortnight that the apartment’s owners switched the ‘immersion’ off every night. I learned the poor rep’s explanantion about solar heating by heart after a week