Baby Dad Alfie Patten Is Not Father
WHAT news of Alfie Patten, the 13-year-old dad to teenager Chantelle Stedman’s baby, Maisie Roxanne.
Well, Alfie is not the daddy.
Said Alfie before the test:
“I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.”
Chantelle claimed, “Alfie’s the only boy I’ve been with.” The rest were, allegedly, adolescents or pre-teens.
The media lapped it up.
Says the Mirror:
Last month it was claimed Alfie had been the victim of a cruel con. Chantelle told her half-sister Jodie O’Neill, 17, the father could have been one of a number of boys she slept with at her parents’ home in Eastbourne, East Sussex. She said her mum Penny, 38, ordered her to keep saying she had been a virgin when she slept with Alfie, from Hailsham.
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Posted: 26th, March 2009 | In: Media Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 31st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
This is silly Chantelle look after the baby well , we all know you did wrong and forgive you , but don’t try it a second time!!!! Alfie is sweet but not the father its odvious xx
From Lily + Jim
March 29th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I notice that Chantelle is a slut a slapper a slag, you name it. But what about the boys involved?
The same old,old,old story.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:12 am
You’re an american aren’t you?
March 28th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
chantelle ur definatly ur mothers daughter she looks like shes been round the block a few times!!!!! mayb u should get a dna test to see if ur dads really ur dad!!!ur babys cutebut we should’ve known it wasn’t alfies otherwise she’d be gorgeous best hope she dont grow up to look like u an act like u an ur mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alfie we love u little legs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx jodi an jadakusxxxxxxxxxxxxx
March 27th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I’m sorry, but, “perhaps he can adopt”, are you serious!
Hows about they put the kid up for adoption so it can have a decent life, instead of being forced to live in a wheelybin equivalent with its scum bag parent untill its 18.
Jeez!
March 26th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
…14 years old, already on the Pill, with a mother who tells her to lie through her teeth that she was still a virgin when she got together with Baby Alfie, then finger him for it as she (the mother) probably knew that the lad wouldn’t know whether he was coming or going - quite literally…..
with a mother like that, it’s no wonder Chantelle has turned out the way she has…
March 26th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Hahahahahahahahaha, dirty little scrubber is beastly.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am
…so young to be a slapper….
March 26th, 2009 at 11:00 am
He’s young. Perhaps he can adopt or foster. It’s not the end of the world