Man Waiting For Web Porn Flashes Technician

IN Michigan, a man is ordered to stand trial on charges he exposed his genitals to a computer technician trying to fix his slow Internet service.

Has there been an opening line that better describes the current social scene? Breaking News: Man Waiting For Web Porn Unable To Wait!

Chris Philip Trikes is on a charge of indecent exposure by a sexually delinquent person. The charge carries a penalty ranging from one day to life in prison.

The scene:

While at the defendant’s home, the technician said, Trikes began discussing pornographic Web sites that he had visited online as well as a sexually explicit video that he said he found in a gas station garbage can. The technician said he began talking about his date later that evening “to ease the uncomfortableness” of the situation.

However, the witness said, Trikes then exposed his genitals, which made the technician extremely uncomfortable, so the technician quickly left the home and reported the incident to his supervisor, who called police.

Has anyone plotted a graph of the number of flashers against the prevalence of web porn?

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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink