Big Brother Housemate Contracts Swine Flu
IN this edition of Celebrity Swine Flu, Big Brother aid to masturbation Imogen Thomas catches swine flu.
Says Imogen:
“It’s awful, I feel drowsy and need to sleep. Swine flu isn’t exactly a good souvenir to bring back from holiday.”
Yeah, that’s right - Imogen Thomas is alive.
More celebrity swine flu to follow…
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Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Media Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 5th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Another female wannabee “attention seeker”,anything seem to go harvest media attention, she had a good teacher in form of a certain lady who spend a short break on Ibiza, absolutely disgusting and a sign of low,…very low moral standards.
When will the editors of newspapers ever learn to totaly ignore these people,…time will tell.
July 4th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I see the physical symptoms of this virus are yet to effect a celebs self indulgence or ability to contact the press!
July 4th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Quarantine! Effective quarantine! It’s the only answer otherwise this story might spread to every celeb mag and tabloid issue!
July 4th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Good post yampster! You’ve quoted many celeb mag/tabloid cliches that no doubt the PA feeds to satisfy the celeb bank balance and needs of the U.K’s ever expanding moronic fame worshipping brigade. No doubt we might soon in the future also hear about some ‘bird flu death scare’, ‘break-up devastation’, ‘lost sex tape’, ‘cancer scare nightmare’ and ‘eating disorder hell’ which should all coincide very nicely with a book or post Xmas fitness DVD launch.
July 4th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Is she ‘bravely fighting’ it?
Has she ‘vowed’ to beat it?
Has she set up a ‘fund’ to help us fight it?
Has it helped her ’shed’ poundssssssss?
No? Throw her back then. We need bigger fish than this