Jade Goody’s Intelligence Insulted And Jack Tweed In Court
MORE on the tabloids’ Brave Jade Goody:
Jade Goody has a form of cancer. The tabloids have dubbed her brave. Says Jade on GMTV:
“They did a belly scan and everything was fine, even my blood, so they said to me it was either a bad period or stress.”
A kebab?
“In the end I began to feel really frustrated, like they were insulting my intelligence, I thought they thought I was being a hypochondriac and lying about it.”
No lie. No slight on Jade’s fabled intelligence.
In other brave Jade news, Jade’s on-off-on/off lover Jack Tweed is awaiting sentence for attacking a teenager called Daniel Steele with a golf club. Jade was in court, in spirit:
Says Mr Andre de Moller:
“Jade Goody suffers from cervical cancer. It has been very recently diagnosed. It is advanced and life-threatening. She is due to undergo an operation in two weeks’ time and is likely to be on chemotherapy.”
It is a metaphorical golf club about the person.
“It is plain, your honour, that this lady has a long road ahead of pain and distress. She is the mother of two young children.”
He asked the judge to suspend any prison sentence because of those “exceptional circumstances”.
Be brave Jack…
Posted: 1st, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jade Goody, Police Log, TV & Radio Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 19th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I feel quite uoset by some of the comments on this site. Jade is trying to provide for her children. She is dying of cancer. She is being brave, far braver than I think I would be, and yet some ass holes feel they should vocalise rubbish such as its a publicity stunt??!!!! Shame on you.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
im sorry i thought this website was about cancer not grammar if your so fed up of hearing about it why r u on this website !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and june yesu r rite it does speak volumes thats my point belive it or not
Moderator Its about satire
February 19th, 2009 at 2:05 am
absolute dickheads, cannot believe how evil people can be…, shes dying for god sakes, hope all you creepy people who have felt the need to speak out in such a negative way rot in hell
February 19th, 2009 at 2:00 am
As does her spelling and grammar, sadly. It does appear from this website that the more intelligent people (going by their ability to spell and use grammar) are the ones who are most cynical about the story. No one is happy that a young woman with kids is terminally ill, but I think we’re fed up of hearing about it.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
That wish speaks volumes about you
February 18th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
cant belive sum people can b so evil how wud u feel if it was u good on her for makin money out of it 2 give her children a better start in life u got 2 remember she wont b here 2 watch them grow up get married and ave there own children its my worst nitemare u lot are so evil hope u rott in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 18th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Sad Ken - your name says it all!
February 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Bet you lot feel good about yourselves now…Pratts!!!
February 18th, 2009 at 4:35 am
Where’s the medical reports? I won’t believe it’s anything more than a sick publcity stunt. Watch how she makes a miraculous recovery in the summer. Filling the Goody coffers even more! Forgive me if I sound cynical, but I just don’t buy it!
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:21 am
Dug - no comment on the case, rather a comment on how his on/off lover’s illness was employed in court…
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:33 am
i think she meant ultra scan chenier.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I cant believe your writing stuff like this your out of order and quite sick.
Jade is very ill and Jack Tweed was defending where he was living, no one seems to have taken into account that a group resembling this Mr Steele and friends upset locals for months beforehand.
Plus if Tweed did attack the lad he was himself only 19 at the time, I have read of pedophiles getting less time than this. what a lot of money this will cost the tax payer to lock up someone who is not a danger to the public, and who could have been given community service or a fine , this sentence smacks of “teach em a lesson as he is well known” what an insult to the tax payer to lock up Mr Tweed.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
They say she bleeds curry sauce
September 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Karen… I so agree with you. She’s good. She and Kerry Katona together are pure genius.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Again I bow to her media genius.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
The sad story of Jade being brave didn’t impress the judge that much… scummy Jack got 18 months.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
A belly scan?
Presumably an advanced piece of technology not available to us plebs on the NHS.
Just have to hope that we are not on the wrong end of a golf club to the belly…