Taking Big Brother’s Jodie Marsh Up The Aisle
BEFORE JADE Goody and Shilpa Shetty, Jodie Marsh was the celebrity victim of bullying on Celebrity Big Brother.
Sadly, Marsh is no Shetty and comes blessed with all the grace, poise and hue of last night’s chicken tiki massala. Jodie’s post-Big Brother career has not gone from strength to strength.
Jodie has not been kissed by Richard Gere, as Shilpa famously has. In fact, Jodie would be happy to be kissed by anyone. As the front page headline reads: “Jodie Marsh: I want to marry a Daily Sport reader.”
Chances are considerably high that many readers of the Daily Sport, with its diet of Orlaith McAllister’s arse and adverts for porn, are either a) married; b) adolescents too young to get married; c) unable to understand the question.
But not to worry, because Jodie is coming to get you. Wearing a belt, a pelmet and a veil, Jodie announces her plan to find a man.
“I’ve decided to do something completely outrageous,” says Jodie. Is she going to have anal sex with Orlaith McAllister? “I’m desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams, so I’m launching a nationwide search to find a husband.”
Far be it from us to dabble in affairs of the heart, but we suggest Jodie lend her quest an international bent and head to places like Russia, China and all other lands where men would dearly love to marry a British girl.
“If you think you’ve got what I want in a man, I’d really love to meet you in person at my open auditions,” says Jodie.
As is the way of such things, the auditions will be filmed and form the central plank in MTV’s Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle?”
What form the auditions will take is not outlined, but expect to see men tested for how quickly they can varnish Jodie and any one of a number of itchy diseases…
Update: Is that orange colour the result of penicillin?
Posted: 17th, May 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (177) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 10th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Sorry, me again! I was just thinking - surely if Jodie could have been a lawyer and has this amazing IQ of 3,000 million like she always bangs on about, then she should have no problem landing a job like an Accounts Director or something? I hear there’s quite a few positions currently available in the South London area right now!
January 12th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Nice going with the marriage there Jodes! Three months is quite an accomplishment! not!
It would be so horrible to be friends with someone like Jodie, having to constantly suck up to someone so hideously unpleasent whilst never knowing if she’s slagging me off on some forum somewhere… Oh well!
December 6th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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December 5th, 2007 at 3:03 am
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December 3rd, 2007 at 3:36 am
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November 29th, 2007 at 2:12 am
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November 26th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
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November 25th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
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November 24th, 2007 at 11:58 am
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November 23rd, 2007 at 1:18 am
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August 7th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
For gods sake shut the fuck up, what a waste of time writing shit pretending to be someone your not..then again that sounds like most of you anyway!
It wouldnt be so obvious if you could actually spell! I hope Jodie meets her man, She deserves a good bloke and I wish her so much luck, its an amazing feeling being in love, I too hope to find that again myself! Good Luck Jodie!
Your amazing!
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hi jodie!!!! love the new management girl!
November 23rd, 2007 at 12:03 am
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
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November 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
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November 2nd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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November 1st, 2007 at 10:33 pm
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November 1st, 2007 at 9:23 pm
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October 31st, 2007 at 6:57 am
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October 28th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
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October 25th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
[...] Taking Big Brother s Jodie Marsh Up The AisleAnorak - BEFORE JADE Goody and Shilpa Shetty, Jodie Marsh was the celebrity victim of bullying on Celebrity Big Brother. Sadly, Marsh is no Shetty and comes blessed with all the grace, poise and hue of last night s chicken tiki massala. Jodie s post-Big [...]
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October 23rd, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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