Big Brother Carole’s Net Benefits
FOR every one Big Brother star emeritus who secures a job displaying her primary sexual characteristics there are scores that fall by the wayside.
As the Star announces via its front page: “BIG BRO 8 STAR SIGNS ON DOLE.”
“I’m totally skint,” says the reality TV icon.
Turning the page readers learn that the Big Bother benefits scrounger is Carole Vincent. “I’m now more skin than before,” says Carole.
How different it all seemed when Carole entered the Big Brother house back in May. Her catchphrase, “If you want an argument, I’m the f****** argument!”, was all set to be the nation’s number one pre-recorded prank call and ringtone.
But we should have realised Carole was unlucky when we learnt that she operated as an unemployed sexual health worker from East London.
How was this possible? Old Mr Anorak, no stranger to matters of sexual illness, scoffed at hearing that and regaled the Anorak typing pool with tales of the time he brought his Thai Ladies’ ping-pong team to the Hackney Downs baths.
Carole says he wants to produce sex education videos. This may necessitate Carole wearing a bra and knickers set in the mode of a more successful Big Brother product.
And demanding money with menaces…
September 7th, 2007 at 11:08 am
I think she should get a damn job.School dinner lady, or prison warden for lifers, since she is so fond of controlling people ,and seems to love cooking slop food.Anyway she cannot be that skint..they got paid £30 a day for being in BB so that is about £2,800.00 and why is she living in a massive 4 bed housing development state aided home…
Bitter,twisted, vindictive female.Sex education…???? Ha ha- thought she was an unemployed Peace “Activist” and member of Respect Party aiming to be MP.????????
September 8th, 2007 at 12:06 am
“”unemployed sexual health worker from East London”" = really ugly hooker.
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