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How The Media Turned Shannon Matthews Into A Madeleine McCann
"We want everyone to remember Shannon, like they do Madeleine McCann"
Nationwide Terror Probe Nets Hundreds Of PM Irritants
Cops round up Britons "irritating" to Prime Minister Gordon Brown
Emergency As Celebrity Police Force Misses Arrest
SIR Ian Blair is gone, and the Celebrity Police Force is looking for a new leader to be tough on celebrity crime. (Surely have his picture taken with some of the country’s best lag talent? – Ed).
And while the search goes on, the Star brings news that Big Brother reject Rex Nomark has, allegedly, smashed someone in the face with his belt.
In other times the alleged victim, known only as John, would be invited to give a statement to police, and the CPF would haul Rex in to the station for photos and autographs.
But not now. In these trying times, John says he wants to forget it. Rex is ignored by the police. And the CPF loses its man…
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Shannon Doherty Needs The Celebrity Police Force
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Celebrity Police Nick Amy Winehouse
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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am
It’s a poor day when we can’t sneer at a candidate for Top Plod…