Jerome Kerviel Is Jailed
THE Paris appeals court has ordered the Societe Generale trader Jerome Kerviel should be detained because of the “necessities of the investigation” and the risk that he could flee the country.
Now he will be put in “provisional detention” while the case is being investigated.
Kerviel might be innocent. French sources tell us that he was known as something of a workaholic in Paris circles, putting in a 30-hour working week…

February 8th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Detention……
I must not lose 4 billion
I must not lose 4 billion
I must not lose 4 Billion
I must not lose 4 billion
Release…..
three day week…vive la revolution!
February 8th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Now, hang on a minute, that 4 billion… I know it’s here somewhere.
Hmmm.. Is it in my other trousers?
Oh wait…I’ll check the pockets in my jacket , it’s just in the car.
Now where are my car keys?
Oh God, whatever will I lose next?
Sorry, what was that? Oh…my freedom, you say. Ah well, c’est la vie.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Good thing he didn’t work more than 30 hours a week. With 40 hours, he would have lost, let me count…. 5, 32 billions.