The Poem Of Tony Blair By The Bard Of Downing Street
WHO wrote Ode To Tony Blair? Ahem:
“At Downing Street upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t Blair,
He wasn’t Blair again today,
Oh how I wish he’d go away.”
Tory Shadow Business Secretary Alan Duancan says its Business Secretary John Hutton.
Not so, says Hutton: “I would write better poetry than that.”
This is John Hutton who can rhyme entreprenewer with sewer. So, perhaps, yes. Or no.
So who wrote the poem? And can you do better?
Picture: Poldraw
March 19th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Perhaps he wants more money?
March 19th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Gentle Jesus Up Above
Please give Tony Blair The Shove.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Blair is there happy to say
Having a holiday to help him stay away
Nothing can be done to bring him back
If he does, he will get the sack
He is happy in another job
Happy too, to be earning a bob
Holidaying in Portugal seems
A great pastime among the greens
Grapes I mean
March 20th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Tony, Tony, teeth so white
spouting forth your earnest shite,
Down what immoral, fateful track
did you lead the people of Iraq?
(…apologies to William Blake)