A Free Hangdun With Every New Car
MAX Muller of Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since he started offering a free hand gun with every car sold.
Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) petrol card, but only two customers have taken the gas card.
Says Mr Muller: “We’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to.”
He recommends the Kel-Tec .380 pistol, which he describes as “a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket”, and is perfect for flagging down motorists who break down – which his cars don’t, and anyone who says they do will be taken round the back and shot…
May 28th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
..redneck eejit….