Jenna Jameson Does Baby Fashion
ODD indeed that Paris Hilton should be so famous when Jenna Jameson has made so many more straight-to-tissue videos, and porn is so mainstream?
What’s more Jenna is blonde and has a child on the way. And that means she either has:
a) Written a children’s book?
b) Been shopping at a Third World orphanage?
c) Starred in the film Three Men Making A Baby?
d) Brought out a range of children’s fashion?
The answer is d. The rest are in the planning stage.
Says Jenna:
“After I learned of my pregnancy, I wanted to create a collection of baby gear I’d like to see in my own nursery. It’s no secret that porn has gone mainstream these days, just take a look at that racy Gossip Girls show or the huge popularity of those slutty Bratz Dolls.”
A million and more sweaty-palmed men living in secure accommodation can’t be wrong. Old Mr Anorak wonders: “Do Jenna’s baby clothes come in adult sizes..?”
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August 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am
I’m having some difficulties in grappling with the idea of porn-themed nursery.
For some reason the phrase ‘piss or get off the pot’ keeps floating through my mind, but I ask myself whether it’s mainstream enough…