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Earth Moves For British Economy

credit-crunch Earth Moves For British Economy

FEEL that seismic shift? That was the British economy coming to a halt.

INDEPENDENT: “British economy grinds to halt.”
FT: “British economy shudders to a halt”.
TELEGRAPH: British economy “shudders to a halt”.

Did you feel it? Did the Earth move for you..?

  1. 1 June Says:

    Butter fingers!

  2. 2 Credit Crunch » Earth Moves For British Economy Says:

    [...] icanews.coop | the global co-operative news centre wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt FEEL that seismic shift? That was the British economy coming to a halt. INDEPENDENT: “British economy grinds to halt.” FT: “British economy shudders to a halt”. TELEGRAPH: British economy “shudders to a halt”. Did you feel it? Did the Earth move for you..? [...]

  3. 3 chenier Says:

    That was no earthquake, that was my wife!

    Actually, it was probably the first fall out from the Large Hadron Collider, and the earth is inevitably doomed, but we are going down fighting!

    There’s time for at least 3 mother-in-law jokes and a decent session with my top of the range Anorak-Gooseberry-tm…

  4. 4 coco Says:

    All propaganda my dears!

    Gordon Brown dropped bollock after bollock after bollock after bollock …………. So now he wants the poor to stop spending and investing.

    GB has realised that you cannot have lots of oicks entering the realms of the rich.

    Class division is absolutely essential to the UK economy. We cannot have oicks building up property portfolios and spending willy-nilly all over the place.

    Similar happenings in the US - which ‘outlaws’ the class system have fucked us totally because GB did not do the first basic thing a Chancellor should have done!

    Even a good wine or whisky merchant knows that you have to have a reserve - and GB didn’t fucking have one - So now we have to pay five times more for each glass or dram.

    Swings and roundabouts ………

    He is now on the fucking slide and about to be catapulted off his own see-saw. What a twat!

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