The Shopper Martyrs Of Long Island: Man Killed In Stampede
TO Long Island, New York, where a shopper worker has died in a stampede at a Wal-Mart store.
Doors open and shopped rush the store, knocking down the man down and running him over.
A woman also miscarried as hundreds of shoppers rushed through the doors.
Let us pray for these martyrs to the new religion of shopping.
They died for our bargains, and not in vain.
Our cash
Which art on plastic
Hollowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
Online
As it is in store
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive those that stop us spending
And lead us not unto Louis Vuitton
For thine is the Gucci
The Dior and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity
AMEX
Spotter: June
Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Money Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 29th, 2008 at 10:01 am
At the bringing down of the shutters and the closing of the Tills, we shall remember them
November 28th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
So can we pray for Wal-mart to start selling Gucci at 70% off as homage to the martyred ones?
November 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO