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Casting Couch Bill Cosby Should Admit His Guilt And Prove Everybody Right: No Trial Required

bill cosby Casting Couch Bill Cosby Should Admit His Guilt And Prove Everybody Right: No Trial Required

 

Bill Cosby is under the cosh. The actor who played cuddly Cliff Huxtable in the Eighties – a kind of safe suburban Black Man Can Jumpers – is accused of being a rapist.

No trial. Now arrest. No charges. Bill Cosby says he’s innocent. He says:

“I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos.”

But the media is onto him. CNN declares:

 From TV dad to accused sexual predator

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Posted: 25th, November 2014 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum: Ferguson Burns As Darren Wilson Walks

idiot Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum: Ferguson Burns As Darren Wilson Walks

 

The news is full of images of rioting in Ferguson, Missouri. The Grand Jury decided not to charge white Officer Darren Wilson in the fatal shooting of black Michael Brown. The jury - 12 members of the community (nine white, and three black) – found that Wilson acted lawfully when he shot dead an unarmed black teenager.

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Posted: 25th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Searching Barragem da Bravura For Signs Of A Story

Madeleine McCann: Anorak’s look at the missing child in the news. Today the Mirror leads with a Madeleine McCann ‘BOMBSHELL’:

 

Screen shot 2014 11 25 at 08.02.36 Madeleine McCann: Searching Barragem da Bravura For Signs Of A Story

 

The “MADDIE COPS IGNORED LAKE TIP-OFF”.

David Collins notes:

A letter handed in to Portuguese police claimed to know the final resting place of Madeleine McCann, it has emerged.

Well, there have been many tip-offs. But they’ve all come to nothing.

An employee of the Ocean Club in Praia da Luz found the letter in the doorway of apartment 5A, where Madeleine vanished, on the first anniversary of her disappearance. The handyman, who we are not naming but was formerly employed by the holiday resort, immediately handed in the note to the police in May 2008.

What did t ysay?

The note was heade: “Madeleine Beth McCann”. It contained  “a description below of how she had been dumped in the Barragem da Bravura reservoir, nine miles from the holiday resort.”

He says:

“It was raining that night so it was soaking wet when I found it. It clearly said Madeleine’s name at the top. It was written in Portuguese. Beneath it was a location for what it claimed was her final resting place.I spoke to the other staff about it and they said to hand it in to the Portuguese police. I gave it to them, but I have no idea what they did about it. It would be the perfect place to hide a body.”

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Posted: 25th, November 2014 | In: Madeleine McCann, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jack Monroe Uses Dead Ivan Cameron To Promote Her Wholemeal Pizzas

Celebrity chef Jack Monroe’s most recent story for The Guardian tells readers:

pizza with kale pesto recipe - I make a lot of pizza for the kids as a treat – and don’t feel at all guilty about sneaking wholemeal flour into the base and vegetables on top.

If the woman who cooks to a budget (one that’s getting bigger) doesn’t feel guilty about wholemeal flour in a child’s pizza (has she no conscience?), maybe her tweets with prick her into mental unrest.

A recent one opines:

Because he [David Cameron] uses stories about his dead son as misty-eyed rhetoric to legitimise selling our NHS to his friends: #CameronMustGo

 

Screen shot 2014 11 24 at 20.45.55 Jack Monroe Uses Dead Ivan Cameron To Promote Her Wholemeal Pizzas

 

In 2009, Mr Cameron’s six-year-old son Ivan, who suffered from cerebral Palsy and epilepsy, died.

We don’t know what young Ivan would have made of Monroe’s charm, but maybe she can create a Twitter account in the child’s name and use it to contact David Cameron and get her views across in a more sensitive manner?

Tweet 1: “@IvanCam: I never knew wholemeal pizza could taste so good. Thanks Jack Monroe”

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Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: Celebrities, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Neal Cassady Shall Be Justified: Read The Joan Anderson Letter That Inspired Jack Kerouac’s On The Road

PA 3315334 Neal Cassady Shall Be Justified: Read The Joan Anderson Letter That Inspired Jack Kerouacs On The Road

 

In 1950 Neal Cassady chocked down mouthfuls of speed and wrote a 16,000 words, 18-page letter to hgis friend Jack Kerouac. In it he recalled a trip to Denver and a dalliance with a Joan Anderson. Kerouac was writing On The Road.  After reading Cassady’s letter he began it anew.

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Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: Books, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Free Speech Dies At Sheffield University: Student Union Bans Eminem

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You can ban free speech. You can send women to the back. But god help anyone who dare ban Eminem from the UK’s University campuses.

Sheffield University’s union has banned the rapper because they don’t like his lyrics.

The union declares that Steel Press, Sheffield’s student newspaper, must not review Eminem’s latest CD, the Marshall Mathers LP, or his UK tour. Eminem fans are forbidden from wearing the singer’s T-shirts in the student union bar.

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Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Australian Educators Steal Children’s ‘Inappropriate Food’

Remember when fat meant fun? In Western Australia, the food police are clamping down on inappropriate foods. Have you noticed how “inappropriate” is now the buzzword of the intolerant?

In a letter addressed to parents which was leaked to the media today, it was suggested children would have junk food, including lollies, chocolates and potato chips, confiscated if they were brought to school.

“These foods will not be returned to the student until the end of the school day. If your child has chosen to make inappropriate food choices for their lunch they will not be provided with an alternative...”

Starve them thin! That’ll learn ‘em…

 

 

 

Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Westminster Paedos: Spartacus, The D-Notices, Martin Allen Returns And A Liverpool Shrine

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Westminster child abuse: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the story of politicians sexually abusing children.

Yesterday the Home Secretary Theresa May went on Andrew Marr’s BBC show to tell everyone:

“How was it that in the past, but continuing today, the very institutions of the state that should be protecting children were not doing so? Why was it that these abuses were able to take place and that nobody was brought to justice as a result of that. We must as a society, I believe, get to the truth of that and because I think what we’re seeing is frankly – what we’ve already seen revealed – is only the tip of the iceberg on this issue.”

That was incredible. In looking for a conspiracy in the Tory Party over the 1970s and 1980s, a leading Tory adds her weight to the whispers. The top of the iceberg is based on very little fact. Is the iceberg just more of the same?

Mrs May has announced an independent inquiry to look into past abuse claims. The inquiry has been delayed by the resignations of Baroness Butler-Sloss and Fiona Woolf, the government’s first two choices to chair it.

Both stepped down after criticism over their personal links to senior figures from the 1980s. But speaking on BBC One’s Andrew Marr Show, Mrs May said it was “so important” to have the wide-ranging inquiry.

 

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Police are at the pre-inquiry inquiry stage. They have been presented with many claims but few facts.

Mrs May said it was still “not possible” to say whether there had been a cover-up over the claims, despite a review into how the Home Office dealt with files alleging abuse from 1979-99.

The independent review by Peter Wanless, head of the NSPCC, which was published earlier this month, said it was impossible to say whether files were removed to cover up abuse – but found nothing to support such a claim.

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Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Department of Work & Pensions Orders 90-Year-Old To The Job Centre

The Department of Work & Pensions requests Mrs Campbell attends a metting at her local Jobcentre plus to have her health and working abilities appraised. Mrs Campbell is 90 years old. Failure to comply will result in her benefits being cut.

The letter was posted online by her grandson:

 

letter 90 year old Department of Work & Pensions Orders 90 Year Old To The Job Centre

 

Things have improved, of course. Under Atos, Mrs Campbell’s own grandmother would have been judged fit to work…

Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


State Schools Are Only For The Poorest Lawyers, Doctors And Teachers

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Pupils at Eton School cheering The Queen

 

Andrew Halls, headmaster of King’s College School in Wimbledon (fees per annum: £20,000 plus extras) a year, has a warning:

“We have allowed the apparently endless queue of wealthy families from across the world knocking at our doors to blind us to a simple truth: we charge too much… The most prestigious schools in the world teach the children of the very wealthiest families in the world. A typical boarding school now requires a parent to have a spare £30,000 in taxed income to pay for just one child — every year.

“We are in danger of coming across as greedy, because we can charge what appears to be limitless fees but in truth there is a fees timebomb ticking away. It feels like the build-up to the banking crisis. For the first time in my career, I feel that the shifts over the next 10 years could prove seismic.”

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Posted: 23rd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cat Loving Nutters Threaten Swansea Woman Who Joked About Her Pizza Eating ‘Wet Pussy’

pet cat bath Cat Loving Nutters Threaten Swansea Woman Who Joked About Her Pizza Eating Wet Pussy

 

Did you hear the Daily Mirror’s story about the woman who “locked cat in cage and put it in bath – because it ate her pizza”?

Sounds terrible. The woman is a horrendous human being. Right?

Facebook user is brought to account by by fellow users as she posts pictures of pet carrier in the tub after reacting furiously to her pussy scoffing her meal

Hold on… Pet carrier. Not pet cat.

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Posted: 23rd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


BBC Reporter Frank Gardner Offers No Forgiveness To The Last Living Islamist That Shot Him

In 2004, BBC news reporter and former Army captain Frank Gardner was shot six times by an Islamist gang. The attack in Riyadh murdered his cameraman, Simon Cumbers. Mr Gardner is in a wheelchair. He spent a year in hospital. He endured 14 operations.

Only one member of that gang, Adel Al-Dhubaiti, is alive. But not for long. He’d just been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia.

Says Gardner:

“He is completely unrepentant. He has never said sorry. He is still in the mindset that he had when he attacked us. So forgiveness is not really an option… It’s not like this man’s parents have written to me or anyone saying, ‘Please forgive him’. No one has apologised…“I don’t want to see this guy. Why would I? What am I going to get from it? The man’s soul is dead… I gather he’s put on weight in jail – he has been eating quite well.”

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Posted: 23rd, November 2014 | In: News | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Westminster Child Abuse: Jimmy Savile, Carole Kasir And £20,000

Chasing the Westminster peadophiles story the Express catches up with Haroon Kasir. The paper says he’s “never spoken about Operation Fernbridge”. Operation Fernbridge is the Metropolitan Police’s look into allegations of a paedophile ring with Westminster links operating at Elm Guest House, Barnes.

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Posted: 23rd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United’s Louis Van Gaal Rewrites His Quotes And Says Arsenal’s Welbeck Is Sub-Standard

ARSENAL and Manchester United play each other in the Premier League today. So the paper crank up news of a storm. News is that Manchester United thought Danny Welbeck, the player they sold to Arsenal, was rubbish.

The Sun leads with the rather confused punning headline that “NONE OF US RATED WEL”.  The headline invited the response, “Rated well at what – football?”

 

 

Screen shot 2014 11 22 at 08.04.53 Manchester Uniteds Louis Van Gaal Rewrites His Quotes And Says Arsenals Welbeck Is Sub Standard

 

The story runs:

LOUIS VAN GAAL claims Alex Ferguson and David Moyes agreed with him that Danny Welbeck was not top class… Asked why he sold Welbeck, LVG said: “He was not a line-up player, he was more a substitute. He was already that with different coaches — and then with Mr Van Gaal the world is changing? No, the world is not changing. They are the facts. They are not my facts, they are the facts of Danny Welbeck.”

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Posted: 22nd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Someone Want To Make Lots Of Money From Hitler’s Painting Of Munich’s City Hall

These are photographs of the painting “The Old City Hall. It was, apparently, paintred by Adolf Hitler, a figure chiefly famous for industrial-sized mass murder. It’s for sale. Buyers will also get a letter signed by Hitler’s adjutant Albert Bormann, brother of the better-known Martin Bormann in Nuremberg, Germany. The 100-year-old watercolor of Munich’s city hall is expected to fetch at least 50,000 euros (US$ 60,000) at auction this weekend.

One question: why?

Is it an investment? Real ghouls will surely want a piece of his hair or the socks he wore pulled smartly up to his knees when planning genocide.

A painting by Hitler has the same value as Pol Pot’s old tambourine or Stalin’s collection of snow globes.

 

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Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tommie Rose’s Treats Will Settle Your Jamie Oliver Indigestion

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Tommie Rose, 15, made what the Daily Mirror calls a “fortune” by selling food to his fellow pupils at Buile Hill High School, Salford. He employs casual labour, paying two mates £5.50 a day. Tommie earns £60-£70a day. Not too shabby.

But rather than being praised, Tommie Rose is being threaned with expulsion unless he gives up the day job.

Tommie has been here before. In 2011, he was suspended for 10 days for selling his lovely treats at the Oasis Academy in Salford. So. He changed schools. And he set about earning some more dough.

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Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Corrections: Daily Mail Immigration Apology

The Daily Mail corrects:

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Easy mistake to mak=e…

 

Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Emily Thornberry And Labour Hate ‘White Man’s Gulch’

Poor old Emily Thornberry. She’s the Labour MP who mocked Dan Ware’s home in Rochester.  Dan lives in home that displays flags supporting his country and West Ham United FC. He drives a white van. Intrepid Emily, who had journeyed from Islington to a neat road in Kent where working people live, thought it a hoot to show this cultural oddity to her Twitter followers.

We say poor Emily becuase having resigned her job in the shadow cabinet, Emily could argue she was only giving Labour suppoters what they wanted.

Mocking the white working class is ok, you see. Sure, the Daily Mirror today asks:

What does shadow Labour minister Emily Thornberry mean by this photo?

 

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The Mirror quotes other Labour MPs, keen to show that not all the Party’s MPs are possess the Victorian colonial spirit:

Labour MP Simon Danczuk saying: “We all know what she was trying to imply. I’ve talked about this previously. It’s like the Labour party has been hijacked by the North London liberal elite and it’s comments like that which reinforce that view.”

Labour colleague Chris Bryant said: “The Labour Party was founded on the basis that everybody should be treated equally and that’s why Emily herself has said it’s a bit of an own goal.”

But Anorak readers will recall that its not just the London Labour elite who think white van man is a national embarrassment.

Mirror columnsit Brian Reade, a Liverpudlian, once journeyed to south-east London. In light of the murder of black teeanger Stephen Lawrence by a gang of white racists, Eltham was in the news. What he wrote was truly appalling:

Welcome to the Brook Estate in Eltham, south east London. The breeding ground of four of the five men accused of stabbing Stephen Lawrence to death as he waited for a bus a short walk away on the eve of St George’s Day six years ago.

Five products of a twisted philosophy drummed into them from birth. “If they’re black, stab ‘em in the back.”…

A way of life passed down from father to son. You see the link emerge in the fading white graffiti sprayed 30 years ago on the walls of the old railway bridges around the estate, written by the last generation of Eltham Boyz. In three feet high letters: “SKINHEADS.”…

Give me the father and I’ll give you the son who will give you the son who will abuse, persecute and even kill another human being for committing the heinous crime of not being born white.

Racism was inherited. Get the killers and purge the land.

This is White Man’s Gulch… This is E-reg Escort-land.

So much for anti-discrimination, eh. When did the entire white working class become pariahs?

GK Chesterton put it well:

“We are always ready to make a saint or prophet of the educated man who goes into cottages to give a little kindly advice to the uneducated,’ he wrote. But the real saints and prophets – those of the middle ages – were uneducated men ‘who walked into grand houses to give a little kindly advice to the educated.’ The wisdom of the poor was once deployed to moralise the rich; now that of the rich is used to demoralise the poor.”

Kicking the white working class is acceptable. What began with targeting football fans with new forms of control now extends to what car you drive and your home decor.

Emily Thornberry is not a rarity. She’s typical.

Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


White Van Dan Invites Emily Thornberry Over To His Castle

THE Sun has snared White Van Dan – whose home became a sensation when snotty Labour MP Emily Thornberry mocked it. Says Dan Ware:

“To me it just proves Labour is full of the upper classes. I would never vote Labour now. I think they need to get out of their mansions and visit the working class. Her and Ed should come and say sorry to me…”

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Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hacking Football Finally Reveals A Bout Of Old Style Racism

MALKY Mackay is now manager of Wigan Athletic. When his private text messages were aired, a few were shown to be offensive, revealing the then Cardiff City manager to be a grade A pillock. As a result of his offensive messages, Mackay lost out on the top job at Crystal Palace.

Punishment was swift.

The Press think the story of his appointment at Wigan is a huge deal:

 

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Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: News, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The ‘Guardian Class’ Want Video Games Rated For Sexism

violent video games The Guardian Class Want Video Games Rated For Sexism
In light of “Gamergate”, Sweden’s “government-funded innovation agency” Vinnova are looking at rating video games by their “sexist” content.
The Local catches up with one Vinnova “manager” who “said it was unclear at this stage if all video games produced in Sweden would be given a label, or if companies developing games that promoted equality would be given some kind of certification to use for their own marketing purposes… Video games can help us to create more diverse workplaces and can even change the way we think about things.”
Job done. We think you’re an idiot who treats people who play video games as fools. These people who play video games will not grow up believing all women are sexually available 2D bimbos. Just as the elite tell us that football fans’ speech must be controlled lest they race riot, gamers do not need re-educating.
Every aspect of our lives is being politicised. Unwinding with a video game is now a moral issue. Escapism is not allowed. Where once the fearful right condemend video nasties, acid house and comic books, the authoritarian left is now commanding:

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Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: News, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Andreas Hykade Shows Us What It’s Like To Be A Drug Addict

Screen shot 2014 11 20 at 14.14.46 Andreas Hykade Shows Us What Its Like To Be A Drug Addict

What is drug addiuction like? Well, coming off heroin is like having your skin peeled off. Another friend had repeated, hellish flashbacks from LSD.

Andreas Hykade gives us an idea:

Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


College Sex Modules: Univesity of Main Adopts The Nutzoid ‘Yes Means Yes’ Policy

Once upon a time college was fun and rebellious. Then it became about compliance, approval and crime… The University of Maine has adopted the ‘yes means yes’ consent policy:

Consent is agreement to engage in sexual contact. Consent must be informed, freely and actively given, and consist of a mutually agreeable and understandable exchange of words or actions. Consent is clear, knowing and voluntary. Consent is active, not passive. Consent may be withdrawn at any time.

Silence, in and of itself, cannot be interpreted as consent. Consent can be given by words or actions, as long as those words or actions create mutually understandable clear permission regarding willingness to engage in (and conditions of) sexual activity. Past consent does not imply future consent. Consent to engage in one form of sexual activity does not imply consent to engage
in any other sexual activity.

Consent to engage in sexual activity with one person does not imply consent to engage in sexual activity with any other person.

Any consent that is given is invalid or moot It is not consent when the exchange involves unwanted physical force, coercion, intimidation, and/or threats. If an individual is mentally or physically
incapacitated or impaired such that one cannot understand the fact, nature or extent of the sexual 7 situation, and the incapacitation or impairment is known or should be known to a reasonable person, there is no consent. This includes conditions resulting from alcohol or drug consumption, or being asleep or unconscious. Consent is not valid if the person is too young to consent to sexual activity under Maine law.

 

Ashe Schow:

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Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Westminster Paedophiles: The Elm Guest House, Vishal Mehrotra And Whispers

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THE Westminster Peadophile ring story continues to build:

The Times:

The detective who led the investigation into Britain’s most notorious child abusers said its files could provide evidence for Scotland Yard’s investigation of an alleged Westminster paedophile ring. Roger Stoodley said he would be delighted if the Metropolitan police were to reopen Operation Orchid, the inquiry into the Sidney Cooke gang, which abducted, abused and murdered children in the 1970s and 1980s.

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Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Robert Murat Is Back On The Front Pages

MADELEINE McCann:  Anorak’s look at the missing child in the news.

The Daily Express features Madeleine McCann on its front page.

“POLICE WANT TO QUIZ MURAT AS A WITNESS”

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Robert Murat, the man monstered by the media, is back in the news. But he’s no suspct in any crime. He’s a possible witness to something, maybe or maybe not.

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Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: Madeleine McCann, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0