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Call Keith: TSA Orders Man To Undergo Extra Groping After He Lands

 

WHEN Minnesota’s Kahler Nygard headed to Denver he was flagged as person of interst. At Denver Airport, the airline Spirit, the TSA and above all KEITH decided he hadn’t been searched properly. The Keithians wanted to analyse Kahler after he’d flown. They wanted an extra feel.

Fox News says Nygard, “was on a list that should have singled him out for screening — but that didn’t happen.”

According to the report, Nygard should have been subjected to enhanced screening at Minneapolis Airport because his name was, “on the secondary security screen list known as “quad S,” and Nygard, “had a boarding pass designated with four bold S’s.”

Four S’s. Not two?

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Posted: 16th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Border Incidentals: The SNP Is A Spent Force As The Home Counties Get Ready To Pay

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THE coming political furore of the Scottish question is not yet fully realised by Britain’s Home Counties.

It may not be sufficient to wave goodbye and tell the ginger ones not to write but not forget to collect the drunken Jock beggars before shutting the backyard doors.

Our postal votes are already in.

This Scottish household has no truck with a U.K. Government which was unelected, unwanted by millions, unrepresentative and worse unrepentant. A grubby coalition which has set back the Liberal ambitions of more millions by several decades and sullied the already filthy reputation of politics.

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Posted: 16th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kyron Horman: Justice Dies As Terri Horman Is ‘Killed’

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KYRON Horman has made it into the pages of the National Enquirer. In a article entitled “TAKEN! KIDNAP EPIDEMIC ROCKS AMERICA”, readers are told “Kyron Hormon gone from school”.

Only, we don’t know for certain that the child was kidnapped. All we know for certain is that on June 4 2010, Kyron Horman, then aged 7, vanished. And then the facts ended. A single story thread was spun by a desperate and clueless police force and a sensationalist media unable to stick to the fact.

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Posted: 15th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Epic Fail: Salesian College, Farnborough, Offers ‘Educational Opportunity’s’

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SALESIAN College, Farnborough, offers Catholics “Educational Opportunity’s” for life.

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Posted: 15th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Nothing Safe? Canadian Priest Raped Children And A Sled Dog

IS Nothing Safe?

A defrocked Catholic priest was found guilty Friday of raping dozens of children and a sled dog in the Canadian Arctic, where he worked as a missionary for decades. The Belgian-born Eric Dejaeger, 67, was convicted of 31 counts of sexual offenses against children and one count of bestiality…

Public broadcaster CBC said they recounted how Dejaeger used his position as a missionary to lure and trap them into sex, threatening them with hellfire and separation from their families if they exposed him.

As one readers notes: “While this story disgusted and enraged me I have to admit the thought I can’t keep out of my head is ‘Really, a sled dog?’

Posted: 14th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rio Ferdinand And Chelsea Captain John Terry Were The Moralising State’s Useful ‘Idiots’

QUEEN’S Park Rangers defender Rio Ferdinand says Chelsea “Legend” John Terry “is the biggest idiot”.

RIO Ferdinand today lifts the lid on the John Terry racism row that ended their international careers.

Did it end their careers? Maybe not because in September 2013, the Evening Standard reported:

 

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When he retired, Ferdinand insisted his decision would allow younger players to come through but also admitted the threat of injuries and protecting his Old Trafford career were reasons. “That was certainly part of the decision over England,” added Ferdinand, who recently made his 300th Premier League appearance for United.

So. Ferdinand quit England. England did not quit Ferdinand.

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Posted: 14th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Face of the Day: The Margarine Albert Einstein Sculpture

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FACE of the day: Anett Taut works on her margarine Einstein sculpture at the culinary art fair ‘Inoga’ in Erfurt, central Germany, Saturday, Sept. 13, 2014. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer) Date: 13/09/2014

(With E numbers).

Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The War On ISIS Isn’t A War It’s An ‘Effort’ Says Barack ‘Adrian Mole’ Obama

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The cast if Thames TV dramatisation of Sue Townsends best seller, The secret Diary of Adrian Mole, aged 13 and 3 quarters on location in Harrow, London. * (L-R) Beryl Reid (Grandma), Gian Sammarco (Adrian), Stephen Moore and Julie Walters (Adrian’s parents). Date: 18/03/1985

 

WHEN is a war not a war? That question to Obama, who calls the assault on ISIS an “effort”. Did he ever read The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, the fictional diary of a teenager?

One entry reads:

The nation has been told that Britain and Argentina are not at war, we are at conflict.

Dan Froomkin:

This was not going to be a huge deal, he indicated. He called it an “effort,” not a war, and stressed that “this effort will be different from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. It will not involve American combat troops fighting on foreign soil.” There was no talk of shock and awe; what Obama had in mind was a ”counterterrorism campaign” that “will be waged through a steady, relentless effort.” And Obama’s lack of any specificity regarding the scale of the effort, the timing, goals for partner participation, or any kind of metrics for success was either cover for him not really having a viable plan — or a brilliant rhetorical strategy to keep open the option of ratcheting everything back once the hysteria passes. Or both.

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Free Speech: Rotherham Council Worried About UKIP Abusing Your Kids Like Labour

ROTHERHAM Borough Council said in 2012 that “not indigenous white British” children were removed from their foster parents because the adults supported UKIP and the council disapproved of that party’s stance on immigration. Labour-run Rotherham, haven of State-facilitated paedophiles, was concerned about the “needs of the children longer term”.

The children were from Eastern Europe.

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester Dogs’ Home Fire: Teenager Bailed And Misty The Jack Russell Stars

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Michael Parker, a local resident who in the past has homed dogs from the centre, holds Misty the Jack Russell outside Manchester Dogs’ Home, Manchester, after a blaze killed more than 50 dogs.

 

THE 15-year-old boy arrrested in connection with the blaze at Manchester Dogs’ Home has been bailed. The fire killed around 60 animals, but 150 dogs were rescued.

A JustGiving account set up by the Manchester Evening News has raised more than £1.2m.

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Birmingham’s Racist Bike Lanes Will Emancipate Women

 Birminghams Racist Bike Lanes Will Emancipate Women

 

BIRMINGHAM’S bicycle lands are racist. The Birmingham Mail reports on the city’s Cycle City project, “which hopes to get motorists to ditch their cars, will be backed by £6.3 million from the council, as well as a £17 million Department for Transport grant.”

Good for the environment. Good for your health. Good for local business that can be visited by shoppers who can stop without fear of having their cars slapped with massive fines.

So. Time to heard from Coun Deirdre Alden (Con, Edgbaston):

“The vast majority of cyclists on our roads are young, white men… most elderly people are not going to cycle, and it would be dangerous for them to start on our streets now… women of any ethnic group who wish to wear modest clothing, and I count myself in that category, are not going to cycle. It is a discriminatory form of transport”.

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Guardian Invites Rich Patrons To View It’s Loss Making Intern Zoo

BARGAIN alert: For just £60 per month (£540 per year!), you can become a Guardian patron. What do you get for your cash?

The Patron tier is for those who care deeply about the Guardian’s journalism and the impact it has on the world.

From campaigning on issues affecting the voices less heard to holding those in power to account, Patrons ensure the Guardian can continue to surface the information and ideas that shape the global conversation.

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Arsenal Get Two-For-Cesc Deal In Munir El Haddadi and Sergi Samper

TRANSFER Balls: Arsenal are linked by Spanish newspaper SPORT to Barcelona’s Munir El Haddadi and Sergi Samper.

Both players sit on contracts with €12million release clauses. So. If Arsene Wenger acts now he can get them both for less than they could be worth when they are fully grown stars.

Arsenal fans may well wonder who these players are. Well, as ever, the lazier elements of the media bill both as versions of what has gone before.

The Indy hails the – yep – new Cesc Fabregas!

 

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gravedigger Poses For Photo With Nephew Of Rotting Corpse He’s Dug Up

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TO a cemetery in Guardamar del Segura, near Alicante on Spain’s Costa Blanca, where the a man’s body has been exhumed. The man, who we’ll call Bernie, is being replanted to lie for eternity alongside his newly departed wife. Overseeing the unearthing are the man’s niece and nephew. The body emerges for the hole its been in for 23 years.

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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail Explains Cloud Technology: ‘It’s Not An Actual Cloud’

 Daily Mail Explains Cloud Technology: Its Not An Actual Cloud

 

THE Daily Mail helps those readers not searching for photos of a naked Jennifer Lawrence “flaunting her curves” by explaining how cloud computing works.

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Posted: 10th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Local News Watch: Euthanise Your Mum With A Free Sausage Roll In Plymouth

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Posted: 10th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ashya King: Jehovah’s Witnesses Made Them Do It

ASHYA King: a look at reporting on the desperately ill five-year-old boy. Writing in the Independent, Joan Smith sticks the knife in:

When the Kings first removed Ashya from hospital, it was widely reported that the family were Jehovah’s Witnesses. Southampton General Hospital denies releasing this information to the media, and it does not seem to have had any bearing on Ashya’s treatment to date. But the fact that his parents belong to a millennial religious cult – members believe that the end of the world is imminent and only 144,000 human beings will be saved – suggests that they might not be entirely open to rational argument. Maybe that is why they have not taken up an extraordinary offer from the Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, to fly an oncologist to Spain to reassure them about the treatment Ashya would receive in the UK.

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Posted: 9th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ray Rice V Lorena Bobbitt: Domestic Violence Has No Gender

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Lorena Bobbitt, flanked by her attornies James Lowe, left, and Lisa Kemler, meets reporters outside court in Manassas, Va., Monday, Feb. 28, 1994. A judge ordered her release from a mental hospital, five weeks after her acquittal on reason of insanity for cutting off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt’s penis. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
Date: 28/02/1994

 

 A FEW thoughts on domestic violence from Jezebel, revisited in light of the Ray Rice story:

“According to a study of relationships that engage in nonreciprocal violence, a whopping 70% are perpetrated by women. So basically that means that girls are beating up their BFs and husbands and the dudes aren’t fighting back. With Amy Winehouse busting open a can of whupass on her husband last week, we decided to conduct an informal survey of the Jezebels to see who’s gotten violent with their men. After reviewing the answers, let’s just say that it’d be wise to never ever fuck with us.”

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Posted: 9th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ray Rice V Janay Palmer: Trial By Video And Show Me The Gun

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DID you see the video surfaced of NFL player Ray Rice hitting his then girlfriend Janay Palmer so hard she fell unconscious? The couple married a month later. They must have waited a month until the bruises healed so as to look good in the wedding photos.

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Posted: 9th, September 2014 | In: News, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


BBC Breaks TUC leader Frances O’Grady Speech on Class With Royal Baby Newsflash

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TUC leader Frances O’Grady was talking about the ficional TV show Downton Abbey and was about to mention the fictional book Bridehead Revisisted when the BBC interrupted her culture review for breaking news that Kate Duchess of Cambridge was pregnant.

Always good when the satire writes itself.

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Posted: 9th, September 2014 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Schoolgirl Placed In T-Shirt Stocks For Wearing Over-The-Knee Skirt

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WHEN Florida high school student Miranda Larkin was seen wearing an above-the-knee skirt, she was ordered to wear “an ensemble consisting of yellow tee-shirt with ‘Dress Code Violation’ on the front, and a pair of red sweatpants with the same words down the leg, just in case anyone missed the big, bold lettering on the shirt.”

It’s a look that should catch on.

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Posted: 8th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mentally Ill Homophobe Battered Sleeping Flatmate With a Hammer

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CONNOR Huntley, 18, was badly hurt by his flatmate Joseph Williams.Williams, 21, is starting a 14 years prison sentence

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Posted: 8th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Calais Migrants Resort To Their Last Hope Of Reaching The UK: The Human Rights Posters

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IN Calais, France, migrants have been protesting,  demanding human rights protection. They have alleged police brutality against them, with some claiming to have suffered broken hands and legs.

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Posted: 8th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Witchcraft Eradicator Sues British Humanist Association For Half A Billion Dollars

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THE British Humanist Association has a court case looming:

The British Humanist Association (BHA) and Witchcraft and Human Rights Information Network (WHRIN) are being sued by the wealthy evangelical preacher and ‘witch hunter’ Helen Ukpabio who has dubbed herself a ‘Lady Apostle’. Mrs Ukpabio claims to have expertise in identifying children and adults who are possessed with witchcraft spirits and in how they can be ‘delivered’ from those spirits. Her lawyers have informed the BHA and WHRIN that she is launching a legal case against them due to their criticism of her teachings and methods.

…Her legal case against the BHA is based on Mrs Ukpabio’s stating that she wrote that a child ‘under the age of two’ who is ‘possessed with black, red and vampire witchcraft spirits’ can be identified by features such as s/he ‘screams at night, cries, is always feverish, suddenly deteriorates in health, puts up an attitude of fear, and may not feed very well.’ Her teachings are to the effect that babies under the age of two who exhibit signs of illness or standard, entirely normal childhood behaviour (such as crying, not feeding well, screaming at night, having a fever) may be possessed by vampire witchcraft spirits. She also teaches that children who stamp their feet may be ‘trying to make signs… to communicate with gnomes, the witchcraft spirit in charge of the earth.’ Ukpabio claims that the BHA misrepresented her by saying that she ascribed these symptoms to Satanic possession and hence has damaged her reputation and livelihood to the sum of half a billion pounds.

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Posted: 8th, September 2014 | In: Money, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Edmonton Murder: Palmira Silva’s Alleged Killer Nicholas Salvador Is No Longer a Muslim

IS Nicholas Salvador Muslim? When news of Palmira Silva’s murder broke, the Press lead with the story that she’d been “beheaded” in her Edmonton, North London, garden.

The Sun saw the suspect’s religion as a key fact.

 

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The Mail reported that she’d not been beheaded. Mrs Silva had been “almost decapitated”.

All gruesome.

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Posted: 7th, September 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0